humor: The Frog & The Old Lady (A twist on an old story)

[Canes4Ever]

The Frog & the Old Lady ( a new twist on the old story of the Frog & The Princess)

One day an old lady was in a pet store getting supplies for her dog & cat, when she heard the voice call out to her,

"Pssst over here"

She looked over into a tank and a frog was there and amazingly he looks up at her and says,

"Hey lady buy me and you'll get a big surprise, I'll turn into a Prince"

She immediately bought the frog and on the way home in the car the frog looks up at her and says,

"Hey lady kiss me and you'll get a big surprise"

So she picks him up and kisses him, and then shazzam, pow-wey and a flash of light, and sitting next to her in the car is a handsome, and built Prince.

She then leans over to him and says

"Kiss me Prince and you'll get a big surprize, I'll turn into something too"

and then she turns into........






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THE NEXT MOTEL SHE COMES TOO.

[wanna_c_gains]

Homer said it best "DOAH!"

[Canes4Ever]

Homer....good philosopher