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    Thumbs up vandam vs segal

    who would win between vandam(bloodsport) and segal(under seige).

    vandam broke those bricks(bloodsport) but segal ripped that one dudes adams-apple out(under seige).

    pretty even match but i would say segal soley on the fact that you don't know he is gonna kick your ace, he asks you how the coffee is then he breaks a pool stick over your back.




    plz let me know if this has been done and i will delete it, i searched on the forums and found nothing so hopefully it is new.

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    who cares, they both would lose to rosie o donnel

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    thanks vanilla gorilla

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    lol@deca

    i'd go for vandam, he had a better build

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    seagal, at least he knows how to fight.

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    I gotta go with Rosie O' on this one fellas. Those crazy overweight lesbo b*tches like her can do some serious damage.

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    Segal is a huge pussy.


    Vandam hands down.

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    seagal would kill vandam in a fight........that dude is the real deal..............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    seagal, at least he knows how to fight.

    thats what i was thinking, van dam is a pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    lol@deca

    i'd go for vandam, he had a better build
    LOL ive seen a vid of him (vandam) where hes talking about his cocain addiction... he was like 110lbs and im not kidding!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TRLS63
    LOL ive seen a vid of him where hes talking about his cocain addiction... he was like 110lbs and im not kidding!!
    For real? Decas not gonna win any competitions weighing that!

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    Seagal

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    fuk i'd kick both there asses!

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    Hmm that is a tough one.. notice a lot of seagal's fight's end before they happen... aka one punchers.. I think vandam's a little more agile.. But rosie, would just sit on em and fart...Im going with her

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    knowing martial arts dont mean crap if you are out of shape!! I go with Van dam..

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    van dam will without a doubt beat the dog crap out of segal

    segals pants are always to tight

    segal doesent have a cool accent

    segal looks like he has never seen a gym

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    I followed that link TRL.. It said VanDam would pull a groin and Segal would finish him off!!!LOL I have seen VanDAM in a movie do the splits very well.. Segal is the one who would be pulling tendons if had to actually fight!!

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    In their day they were both very skilled martial artists. Seagle studied in Japan for many years while VanDam was a kickboxing camp. However, I think Chuck Norris could take them both (at the same time).

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    Vandam got his ass kicked by his ex-bodyguard. Segal is a very respected martial artist in Japan. Segal wins easily. Vandam is a good balarina

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    Quote Originally Posted by uttyler dude
    who would win between vandam(bloodsport) and segal(under seige).

    vandam broke those bricks(bloodsport) but segal ripped that one dudes adams-apple out(under seige).

    pretty even match but i would say segal soley on the fact that you don't know he is gonna kick your ace, he asks you how the coffee is then he breaks a pool stick over your back.




    plz let me know if this has been done and i will delete it, i searched on the forums and found nothing so hopefully it is new.

    Bro, they were in a fight in real life. Segal challenged Vandam in a real fighting competition and Vandam turned it down. Vandam studied martial arts when he was young but then turned straight fag when he became an actor (i heard). I think segal is the real deal and would destroy Vandam. Has anybody else heard that????

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    Bro, they were in a fight in real life. Segal challenged Vandam in a real fighting competition and Vandam turned it down. Vandam studied martial arts when he was young but then turned straight fag when he became an actor (i heard). I think segal is the real deal and would destroy Vandam. Has anybody else heard that????
    No I havnt that crazy.. haha and I agree with an above post.. Good ol chucky would clean house

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    Quote Originally Posted by sooners04
    Vandam got his ass kicked by his ex-bodyguard. Segal is a very respected martial artist in Japan. Segal wins easily. Vandam is a good balarina

    i heard that too!!!

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    Chuck Norris MOFOS!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    Bro, they were in a fight in real life. Segal challenged Vandam in a real fighting competition and Vandam turned it down. Vandam studied martial arts when he was young but then turned straight fag when he became an actor (i heard). I think segal is the real deal and would destroy Vandam. Has anybody else heard that????
    I saw an interview with Segal when he was popular and he called out Van Damme on national television...like Letterman or something. He called him a pussy and said he would kick his @ss.

    Segal is one of, if not the first, round eye to teach aikido in Japan, he is the real deal and would waste the pretty boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    I saw an interview with Segal when he was popular and he called out Van Damme on national television...like Letterman or something. He called him a pussy and said he would kick his @ss.

    Segal is one of, if not the first, round eye to teach aikido in Japan, he is the real deal and would waste the pretty boy.
    Yea that rings a bell actually.. thats crazy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    seagal, at least he knows how to fight.
    apparently you never saw the E true hollywood storry.

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    Seagal id say he learned under the highest akido teacher over in japan and hit black belt status in a few years while people are still trying after 30 years ?

    Heck i think vandams brother dennis alexio could whoop both their asses at the same time he was something like 240lbs of all kickboxing muscle in the 90s back in the sugarfoot cunningham days. Same guy wheeling around in the wheelchair in that movie.

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    In there prime Seagal would murder VanDummy, I would bet the house on it. I went to an aikido seminar where Seagal was the sensei and he fuucked up many guys.

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    I studied Aikido many years so obviously I am biased here...

    I've no doubt Seagal would kick VanDumb's arse just based on what I know he can and can't do. Much of aikido looks fake and rehearsed until you've been on the receiving end of it.

    I've seen many tapes of Sensei Seagal at his Dojo or at seminars and I've no doubt he can fight... now if only Seagal could ACT! That dude couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag if his life depended on it. He has the screen presence of a lump of coal.

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    Actually Segal's skills are acceptable. Based on the fact that VanDamme was a ballerina makes me wanna see him get his ass kicked. Frank Dux(real guy) had a dojo in the San Fernando valley and used to laugh his ass off about VanDamme portraying him.............
    I vote for Rickson Gracie......Baddest dude I ever trained with.

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    I read in playboy that vandamage got his ass kicked in bars a lol

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    Segal is a pure killer if he go in close van**** die for sure at long range hed still lose cuz Segal's skills about grabing ahold of you first thing Segal would do is get in close

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    My god... I cant beleive all the respect you people have for Steve Segal. I'm not sure if you guys have watched this movie but as you all seem to be big Segal fans Im going to guess that you have. "Fire down Below" was filmed not very far at all from where I live. A lot of filming was done in california to but I actually landed a spot as an extra in that movie and got to meet him, I was pretty young at the time 8th grade so go figure about age. As a mater of fact I was a body double for the sick kid in the bed he talks to at the very begining of the movie when he's working on that old beat all to **** house. They had my punk ass laying in that bed for hell and ever to get the lighting just right and everything. Getting back to the point I was trying to make..... this cat has got a gut on him he is not the least bit athletic looking or intimidating. I would have a hard time beleiving that he could pound vandam. They are both cheesy as hell tho.

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    van damme was actually european karate and kickboxing champ for several years...from the ages 18-20 sound about right..he was the real deal in terms of hand to hand combat..he would beat the utter S H I T out of siegal. siegal is an overweight, EXTREMELY arrogant, prick. ill take siegal, HA!

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    just cause he has a gut doesnt mean anything, he knows how to throw his weight around, my uncle is built like him and an ex-ranger at 45 years old, ive seen him lay out some good size guys still.....

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    Segal can fight in real life, after he's done with Van Dam not even universal solider can bring back his beat down ass.

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    Seafal the man. He is the real deal in Japan.

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