Accepting New Applications for Elite Applicants

**decadbal** · 01-13-2005, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by 1victor

See if anyone here knows psychology you will see Deca and Maraxus's attempt to become "Elite" as penis envy. A vain attempt to make up for what they lack in penis size and sexual prowess. A sign of severe feelings of being "less than" > Pity really..........

do u have a dictionary, bc i know your not smart enough to know what that means

**Pale Horse** · 01-13-2005, 02:23 PM

Yes I am....................

**Monkeytown** · 01-13-2005, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

if i wer gay..i could do so much better than you.

You have done better, Maraxus is much prettier and gives better head.

**decadbal** · 01-13-2005, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by Monkeytown

You have done better, Maraxus is much prettier and gives better head.

dont u be eyeballin my property bittch.. if i catch you again your ass is agood as kicked

**Monkeytown** · 01-13-2005, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

dont u be eyeballin my property bittch.. if i catch you again your ass is agood as kicked

I can't help it, she keeps lookin' at me. Givin' me those come and get it eyes!!

**Bigen12** · 01-13-2005, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by Sage

revealing secret acts of ur elite cult will not get u a boyfriend nor maraxus’s right hand……

Are you on Acid?

Or do you day dream like this all of the time….

Originally Posted by Sage

now go put on ur dress and join the rest of the elite sissies in your in closet drag show endeavors …

Your fantasying again Spice Boy

Originally Posted by Sage

.I like to go down on the elite nazi and submit

I figured as much…….

Originally Posted by Sage

to the sovereign authority of the NBO …

National Buttplug Organization

**justincredible** · 01-13-2005, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by OGPackin

Listen you little mother fuker!! Tell me what i said was so moronic jackass! In the ARFFL thread http://67.18.108.244//showthread.php?t=140502 you said you were changing your avi because like the rest of us you lost! Well fukstick i didnt know you were in "OUR" league!?!?! Thats why i said it PRICK !! Now go back to suckin your momas titties before i come over there any spank you!

OG

The over usage of profanities while attempting to take the offensive is always the first indication of a lack of education. So with that said, I think we're all very impressed that you (someone who rode the proverbial "short bus" to school everyday until he dropped out in 8th grade) even possess the intelligence to change your font sizes and colors. But on a happier note, you're making my Friday quite interesting though, so for that I thank you. And by the way OG, at least the titties that I suck belong to a female.

**Maraxus** · 01-13-2005, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by justincredible

The over usage of profanities while attempting to take the offensive is always the first indication of a lack of education. So with that said, I think we're all very impressed that you (someone who rode the proverbial "short bus" to school everyday until he dropped out in 8th grade) even possess the intelligence to change your font sizes and colors. But on a happier note, you're making my Friday quite interesting though, so for that I thank you. And by the way OG, at least the titties that I suck belong to a female.

Its thursday dick.

**OGPackin** · 01-13-2005, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by justincredible

The over usage of profanities while attempting to take the offensive is always the first indication of a lack of education. So with that said, I think we're all very impressed that you (someone who rode the proverbial "short bus" to school everyday until he dropped out in 8th grade) even possess the intelligence to change your font sizes and colors. But on a happier note, you're making my Friday quite interesting though, so for that I thank you. And by the way OG, at least the titties that I suck belong to a female.

Ya right...Just like i thought...Your a puss...hahaha

OG

**anaBROLIC** · 01-13-2005, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by Maraxus

Its thursday dick.

Ahahaha.. it is thursday...

**justincredible** · 01-13-2005, 03:23 PM

You're correct, however I have a 3 day weekend ahead of me and this is MY Friday. But at any rate fellas, this is fun!!!

**Maraxus** · 01-13-2005, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by justincredible

You're correct, however I have a 3 day weekend ahead of me and this is MY Friday. But at any rate fellas, this is fun!!!

bull****, you have no concept of real time. you un-elitist twat.

**needmorestrength** · 01-13-2005, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by justincredible

You're correct, however I have a 3 day weekend ahead of me and this is MY Friday. But at any rate fellas, this is fun!!!

Haha sure sure. goood cover

**Pale Horse** · 01-13-2005, 03:52 PM

Maraxus has grown half of a nut since I've been away. Put your dress back on biatch!

**Sage** · 01-13-2005, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by Maraxus

He definately has the magic tongue.

i bet you say this to all the new recruits………...thereby ordering them to flop ur new vagina deca has funded………….....and in return treating u like his personal Cambodian prostitute………......wake up maraxus and stop performing fellatio on every elite member………..

***BajanBastard*** · 01-13-2005, 06:09 PM

Ah. So the two most powerful forces in the universe have combined! We are unstoppable, let the great journey begin, we shall walk on the backs of the wanna be fake elites

**Sage** · 01-13-2005, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

Are you on Acid?

Or do you day dream like this all of the time….

Your fantasying again Spice Boy

I figured as much…….

National Buttplug Organization

Don’t deny your feelings Dorothy and envy the NBO’s supreme command……..........now put on those leather stilettos and march the gay parades proudly screaming out the famous elite slogan “ELITES R QUEER AND WE R HERE” to recruit some more anus for ur upcoming fruity elite escapades………………

**KGBnine** · 01-13-2005, 07:28 PM

Sage...1victor...you will never be elites.

**slizzut** · 01-13-2005, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

after discussion with several fellow Elite, We have decided to open our ranks to 3 new members, possibly 5 depending on quality of applicants, so applications must begin here.. Plz no PMs with payoffs or sexual favors, just fill it out here. important things we need to know are as follows

education, or lack there of
hates, important, being an elitiest you must have a hatred for almost everything
bodybuilding knowledge, it only pertains to the site, we share and enjoy, so u must be a enthusiast
shoe size
pinky ring finger size
estimation of amount of peanut butter youve eatin n your life. jars, or lbs
max on core lifts..dead, bench, squat and wrist curls..
1mile run time
type of internet car u drive
how many internet badasses have you beaten up, names and dates required
why american elitiest doe it better(essay 35words or less)
if your from canada, why americans are better than canadians(this is non nego..)

and your pledge of alligance to the brotherhood forsaken all other societies except this, which is far superiour.

after goign over the apps, we shall snottingly pic 3 new members and then allow you to "turn over" into this lavish lifestyle of internet richs..

let the games begin..

the application process closes tomorrow night at 9pm

me
what what

**D-END** · 01-13-2005, 10:30 PM

A true elite needs not to fill out any "application".....this was a trick to see and display the true power of the elite and oh is the power great indeed......now I know who the weak mental midgets are, may you all die slowly....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

**Bigen12** · 01-14-2005, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by Sage

Don’t deny your feelings Dorothy and envy the NBO’s supreme command

Command of the all might Butt Plug, is indeed your group’s forte…

Originally Posted by Sage

now put on those leather stilettos and march the gay parades proudly screaming out the famous elite

Your sweaty man love fantasies seem to be progressing to the more bizarre end of the spectrum.

Do you truly fantasize of my big ass in “leather stilettos”

That’s sick…..

I may be wrong about your group’s name, maybe it isn’t National Butt Plug Organization

Maybe NBO is a acronym for,

National Boy-Love Organization

**hung-solo** · 01-14-2005, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

Education Enough, I am a Field Engineer

Hates / To many to list.

Bodybuilding Knowledge / On and off since I was 14

Shoe Size / 13

Pinky Ring Finger Size / 10

Estimated Peanut Butter Consumption / 3 US Tons

Max on Core Lifts /Haven’t been able to since back injury, but was benching 250 at age 15 and squatting 400

1 Mile Run / I don’t run, people run from me.

Internet Car / AC Cobra, with 428scj and shaker hood

Internet Badasses Defeated / 368

Why American Elitest do it better / Seeing as I am Irish, originally from Georgia and was born in the same town as Doc Holiday, I am the epitome of Elite.

If accepted to this group, I will fully support its purpose and its members to the death.

he has my vote!! i like this guy! if i may quote a saying" i'm hear huckleberry" haha

wait i am not an elitist so i guess i am will walk away with shame and bury my head in the dirt.

**Pale Horse** · 01-14-2005, 09:12 AM

Big withdraw your application immediatley! Maraxus AIMed me and said you were selling out! REPENT!

**Bigen12** · 01-14-2005, 09:15 AM

Originally Posted by 1victor

Big withdraw your application immediatley! Maraxus AIMed me and said you were selling out! REPENT!

Sorry Bro,

I've got to go where I belong....

**Pale Horse** · 01-14-2005, 09:16 AM

under Decas nutsac biatch. You call yourself a man.

**OGPackin** · 01-14-2005, 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by 1victor

under Decas nutsac biatch. You call yourself a man.

Ya but its nice and warm under there...hahaha Vic all this hating your perpetrating doesnt soot you. Repent my son! Get on your knees and REPENT! lol

OG

**Bigen12** · 01-14-2005, 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by 1victor

under Decas nutsac biatch. You call yourself a man.

Brother,

Don't force me to slap you in the face with my extremely oversized and vascular internet penis.....

**Pale Horse** · 01-14-2005, 09:21 AM

I have no witty comeback, I have been betrayed Judas.

**hung-solo** · 01-14-2005, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

Brother,

Don't force me to slap you in the face with my extremely oversized and vascular internet penis.....

HEY! watch where you sling that thing DAMMN!!

**Bigen12** · 01-14-2005, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by 1victor

I have no witty comeback, I have been betrayed Judas.

Conform or be cast out......

Join us...

Join us...

Join us...

**Bigen12** · 01-14-2005, 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by hung-solo

HEY! watch where you sling that thing DAMMN!!

Sorry Bro....

Here, let me get you a towel, I’ll wipe that off of your face.....

**hung-solo** · 01-14-2005, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

Sorry Bro....

Here, let me get you a towel, I’ll wipe that off of your face.....

hahahahahaha!

thanx

**Chemical King** · 01-14-2005, 09:31 AM

Education- very little, I am a Nearly qualified fitness instructor

Hates- polititions, the queen, and most other things that isn't bodybuilding

Bodybuilding Knowledge - internediate level and wanting to know more

Shoe Size -10 trainers / 11 shoes (dont ask me how)

Pinky Ring Finger Size -n

Estimated Peanut Butter Consumption - lots

benching 150 but that falls way short of my goal

1 Mile Run - 4 minutes (im pretty happy with that time)

Internet Car - anything that can outrun the cops

Internet Badasses Defeated -0 ( if htey have any self respect they would beat there own ass up)

Why American Elitest do it better - Dont know, they just do.

If accepted to this group, I will be loyal, and kick the ass's of those that require it.

**hung-solo** · 01-14-2005, 09:37 AM

Originally Posted by Chemical King

Education- very little, I am a Nearly qualified fitness instructor

Hates- polititions, the queen, and most other things that isn't bodybuilding

Bodybuilding Knowledge - internediate level and wanting to know more

Shoe Size -10 trainers / 11 shoes (dont ask me how)

Pinky Ring Finger Size -n

Estimated Peanut Butter Consumption - lots

benching 150 but that falls way short of my goal

1 Mile Run - 4 minutes (im pretty happy with that time)

Internet Car - anything that can outrun the cops

Internet Badasses Defeated -0 ( if htey have any self respect they would beat there own ass up)

Why American Elitest do it better - Dont know, they just do.

If accepted to this group, I will be loyal, and kick the ass's of those that require it.

not if you are benching 150 hahahaha wait is that in kilos?? hahaha sorry

**jonnytour** · 01-14-2005, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by Chemical King

Education- very little, I am a Nearly qualified fitness instructor

Hates- polititions, the queen, and most other things that isn't bodybuilding

Bodybuilding Knowledge - internediate level and wanting to know more

Shoe Size -10 trainers / 11 shoes (dont ask me how)

Pinky Ring Finger Size -n

Estimated Peanut Butter Consumption - lots

benching 150 but that falls way short of my goal
1 Mile Run - 4 minutes (im pretty happy with that time)

Internet Car - anything that can outrun the cops

Internet Badasses Defeated -0 ( if htey have any self respect they would beat there own ass up)

Why American Elitest do it better - Dont know, they just do.

If accepted to this group, I will be loyal, and kick the ass's of those that require it.

Please tell me that 150 is in kg's.

**Monkeytown** · 01-14-2005, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by Chemical King

Education- very little, I am a Nearly qualified fitness instructor

Hates- polititions, the queen, and most other things that isn't bodybuilding

Bodybuilding Knowledge - internediate level and wanting to know more

Shoe Size -10 trainers / 11 shoes (dont ask me how)

Pinky Ring Finger Size -n

Estimated Peanut Butter Consumption - lots

benching 150 but that falls way short of my goal

1 Mile Run - 4 minutes (im pretty happy with that time)

Internet Car - anything that can outrun the cops

Internet Badasses Defeated -0 ( if htey have any self respect they would beat there own ass up)

Why American Elitest do it better - Dont know, they just do.

If accepted to this group, I will be loyal, and kick the ass's of those that require it.

Not with a 150lb bench you won't! haha