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    Accepting New Applications for Elite Applicants

    after discussion with several fellow Elite, We have decided to open our ranks to 3 new members, possibly 5 depending on quality of applicants, so applications must begin here.. Plz no PMs with payoffs or sexual favors, just fill it out here. important things we need to know are as follows

    education, or lack there of
    hates, important, being an elitiest you must have a hatred for almost everything
    bodybuilding knowledge, it only pertains to the site, we share and enjoy, so u must be a enthusiast
    shoe size
    pinky ring finger size
    estimation of amount of peanut butter youve eatin n your life. jars, or lbs
    max on core lifts..dead, bench, squat and wrist curls..
    1mile run time
    type of internet car u drive
    how many internet badasses have you beaten up, names and dates required
    why american elitiest doe it better(essay 35words or less)
    if your from canada, why americans are better than canadians(this is non nego..)

    and your pledge of alligance to the brotherhood forsaken all other societies except this, which is far superiour.

    after goign over the apps, we shall snottingly pic 3 new members and then allow you to "turn over" into this lavish lifestyle of internet richs..

    let the games begin..

    the application process closes tomorrow night at 9pm
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    Whoa deca I am a little hurt. You never discussed this with me

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    looking forward to seeing some quality applications here. only the best of the best will be admitted so if you are refused its b/c you are not worthy.
    ~HOP

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    You have my blessing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Whoa deca I am a little hurt. You never discussed this with me
    i dont have your msn or aim..lol

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    Go forthwith my comrade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    i dont have your msn or aim..lol
    I guess I understand

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    I guess I understand
    pm it to one of us
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    Quote Originally Posted by houseofpain
    pm it to one of us
    ~HOP
    Hop, my brother, contact me for I dont have thee on thou list.

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    Education Enough, I am a Field Engineer

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    Bodybuilding Knowledge / On and off since I was 14

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    Estimated Peanut Butter Consumption / 3 US Tons

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    after discussion with several fellow Elite, We have decided to open our ranks to 3 new members, possibly 5 depending on quality of applicants, so applications must begin here.. Plz no PMs with payoffs or sexual favors, just fill it out here. important things we need to know are as follows

    education, or lack there of ~ Graduated from University of Southern California 2001 - Back to Back National Champs!
    hates, important, being an elitiest you must have a hatred for almost everything ~ I had people who can not re-rack their weights; I hate people who stand around machines/benches and shoot the sh*t with their buddies; I hate cardio...but I do it anyway!
    bodybuilding knowledge, it only pertains to the site, we share and enjoy, so u must be a enthusiast ~ I know enough about it....but I don't know enough
    shoe size ~ 11
    pinky ring finger size ~ Smaller than my Johnson
    estimation of amount of peanut butter youve eatin n your life. jars, or lbs ~ way too much to estimate
    max on core lifts..dead, bench, squat and wrist curls.. ~ Dead(?); Bench (350); Squat (375); wirst curls (100)
    1mile run time ~ I ahve been beaten by a turtle before...lmao...seriously, I don't know
    type of internet car u drive ~ Bentley
    how many internet badasses have you beaten up, names and dates required ~ Hoss, everyday!
    why american elitiest doe it better(essay 35words or less) ~ Because they are elite!
    if your from canada, why americans are better than canadians(this is non nego..) ~ Need I answer that????

    and your pledge of alligance to the brotherhood forsaken all other societies except this, which is far superiour.

    after goign over the apps, we shall snottingly pic 3 new members and then allow you to "turn over" into this lavish lifestyle of internet richs..

    let the games begin..
    See answers below....pcik me!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by houseofpain
    pm it to one of us
    ~HOP
    Nor do i my Elitist brudda from a different mudda...lol

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    I'm so uppercrust that I instructed my man servent to type that I don't do resumes.....discussion over a round of golf or cocktails is a whole different thing all together though. Have your person contact my person and set something up.....I'm a 9 handicap and I play for nothing less than $100 a stroke. I'll spot you 20 per nine holes......you sound as though you might not know the game.....if you like I can call Tiger and have him stop by before the round to give you a few pointers.

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    i assure you i know the game, i dont however get the enjoyment i do normally while precontest, simply bc i dont get stumbly drunk.. so till after april the 30th, i cannot entertain the idea of that business dinner, drinks and Golfing.. till then...raincheck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    i assure you i know the game, i dont however get the enjoyment i do normally while precontest, simply bc i dont get stumbly drunk.. so till after april the 30th, i cannot entertain the idea of that business dinner, drinks and Golfing.. till then...raincheck
    Perish the thought....if you can't drink while golfing then what's the reason for playing? Raincheck it is.

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    Looks like the bath house needs more steam room boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big k.l.g
    Looks like the bath house needs more steam room boys.
    that will not help you get in the Society manboy

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    and let the ghay orgies begin......................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sage
    and let the ghay orgies begin......................
    your jealousy will bring you nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    that will not help you get in the Society manboy
    Ha! You fool. Remember i'm a member of the A.E.U. I do not want to be member of your ghey gangbang group.

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    Man This is a feeble attemp by Deca to regain his throne (biatch). Big, Need you are gonna go along with this? This defeats the whole purpose of our movement. I will start another if need be and you will be excluded.

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    Deca your thread title is redundant " new applications for applicants?" WTF tard!

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    shut it woman, dont make me slap you.. i live in georgia, its socially acceptable here to beat up women

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    Maraxus AIMed me and asked me to join without resistance! I am a MAN I said no!

    Elite for all!

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    education, 2.1 degree gained 2004
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    bodybuilding knowledge, Awesome!
    shoe size, 8-10 depending on the shoe
    pinky ring finger size, dunno
    estimation of amount of peanut butter youve eatin n your life. jars, or lbs, lots, but im allergic now
    max on core lifts,..meh
    1mile run time, meh
    type of internet car u drive, Morris minor
    how many internet badasses have you beaten up, None
    why american elitiest doed it better(essay 35words or less) As im english i find it an oxymoron to have american and elitist together.

    Oh im not applying im just really, really bored and felt like filling out your questionaire! Ha Ha i have way too much free time!

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    go spread your propagandus filth some other thread woman

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    Okay they the school just called , it is a snow day. I have to pick up my kids and make them lunch...then put in some laundry. (MAN STUFF!) I'll be back in 1 hour and I expect a full apolugy from Deca !

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    You wish I was your woman don't you Deca ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prime
    education, 2.1 degree gained 2004
    hates, Raw tomatoes
    bodybuilding knowledge, Awesome!
    shoe size, 8-10 depending on the shoe
    pinky ring finger size, dunno
    estimation of amount of peanut butter youve eatin n your life. jars, or lbs, lots, but im allergic now
    max on core lifts,..meh
    1mile run time, meh
    type of internet car u drive, Morris minor
    how many internet badasses have you beaten up, None
    why american elitiest doed it better(essay 35words or less) As im english i find it an oxymoron to have american and elitist together.

    Oh im not applying im just really, really bored and felt like filling out your questionaire! Ha Ha i have way too much free time!
    Hmm perhaps you should seek the AEU?

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Hmm perhaps you should seek the AEU?
    what does that mean? Im too good arent i

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    Okay they the school just called , it is a snow day. I have to pick up my kidsand make them lunch...then put in some laundry. (MAN STUFF!) I'll be back in 1 hour and I expect a full apolugy from Deca !
    i think u mean my kids..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    i think u mean my kids..
    Har! har! Ahhhhh yes. The elitists are good jesters are they not?

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    education- barely made it through highschool, but still did it!!!
    hates- Everyone and everything!
    bodybuilding knowledge-Plenty, i know how to use the "Search" button
    shoe size-10.5
    pinky ring finger size-9
    estimation of amount of peanut butter youve eatin n your life. 1 jar mixed with tuna everyday..
    max on core lifts,..max bench 385...
    1mile run time, I got very slow when theres hot girls on treadmills around me..
    type of internet car u drive- Just sold it dang.. i hope it dont matter
    how many internet badasses have you beaten up, names and dates required
    everyone on my buddy list.. twice..
    how many internet badasses have you beaten up, None
    why american elitiest does it better(essay 35words or less) I am america..nuff said...

    Vote for Pedro and all your wildest dreams will come true....
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    you AEU ppl, PM daddydbol, the two are now united..

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    Vic is like the little brother lashing out at his older more sexy and handsome brothers...Sad vic sad...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    your jealousy will bring you nothing.
    so u condone the homosexuality among the elites!...................being deca 's “Right Hand” must be a sweet deal for the both of you silly gooses.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sage
    so u condone the homosexuality among the elites!...................being deca 's “Right Hand” must be a sweet deal for the both of you silly gooses.............

    Do you sit at night, and dream up these illicit scenarios and rendezvous, in your lust for sweaty man love?

    Well do you?

    You’re nothing but a Spice…..

    Boy.......

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    You have my blessing Decca. Bring on the applications!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    Do you sit at night, and dream up these illicit scenarios and rendezvous, in your lust for sweaty man love?

    Well do you?

    You’re nothing but a Spice…..

    Boy.......

    Wishfull thinking id call it....

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    Uh, Nevermind!
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