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    HAHAHAH got me through the afternoon

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

    2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."

    3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

    4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
    INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

    5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

    6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

    7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY
    INCONVENIENCED."

    8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."

    9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

    10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

    11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."

    12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."



    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
    FACILITY."

    2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

    3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
    DESTINATIONS."

    4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

    5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
    RELATIONSHIPS."

    6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY
    HORIZONTAL."

    7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
    "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

    8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."

    9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."

    10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."

    11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR
    CLEAVAGE
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    Inner Peace

    I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me,
    and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice
    I
    heard on the Dr. Phil TV show, I have finally found inner peace.
    Dr. Phil proclaimed:
    "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
    started."
    So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
    finished.
    Before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot,
    a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a
    package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions,
    the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.
    You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

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    LOL.... thats funny shlt

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    5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."





    2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."



    bwaaahahahha

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    Hahaha

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    shlt i must b as caucasian as they come!

    LOL... and that gilr last nite must been an extra low cost provider!

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    2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

    I have been saying that for years...

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    Quote Originally Posted by odrorir
    2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

    I have been saying that for years...
    lol me too

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