Decadbal Smashes Masturbation Record!

After reading about the recent record breaking an irritated Decadbal went on a rampage. After hearing the news he b-lined to Walgreens where he chose several lubricants to try to overtake the record. (he will not disclose which ones)

"I may be small but I've got a lot of bullets!" replied Decadbal. "So what if I am a mere 3" long and .5" wide, I've got drive and determination on my side!"

He promptly disappeared for a period of several days where it is rumored he ate oysters by the dozen, watched midget porn and played with himself to build up for the big show.

After coming out of the 3 day seclusion he looked like he was ready for action. In a matter of minutes he had smashed the record and set the new benchmark at 42 before throwing in the towel.

" See everyone makes fun, but this is where premature ejaculation comes in handy. I don't see it as a handicap. I see it as a weakness turned into a strength." :lol: :elephant: :banana: :elephant: :banana:

:lol: :lol: I feel the love :banana: :lol:

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Bump this up!

you still choke on those 3inches bitch, who told you to take the leather suit off and get out of your box..back in the box gimp..

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Originally Posted by Decadbal

you still choke on those 3inches bitch, who told you to take the leather suit off and get out of your box..back in the box gimp..

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1vic you gonna let that giant twinkie with ears talk to you that way?







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youll both need to shower, team up to even be able to wash my truck, so go play in the sandbox before this cat covers his **** up

Im sensing penis envey...hahaha

OG

Congrats Deca on your great accomplishment, like a true Elitist always exceling in everything. Ski a great winter.

Deca da champ!!! I now gives me something to strive for watch out.

AHHHHHHH my dear Deca. I keep telling you NO I WON'T BE YOUR GAY LOVER!!!!!!!
Besides Maraxus would be crushed! :lol:

Oh yeah.............. BTW ski a great winter

hahahah u homos

Anyone notice Deca didn't deny this?

im a winner in every aspect of life. unlike you, your the towel boy in every aspect of life, now go mop up the mess i made breakin that record..or atleast swallow what part i gave to u

:lol: stop hitting on me! Is that what you call Maraxus during rough sex? :lol:

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Originally Posted by 1victor

:lol: stop hitting on me! Is that what you call Maraxus during rough sex? :lol:

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Dont flatter yourself. Youre old and bitter. You are the envy of nobody biotch.

Man you have been hitting me up all day please join us please join us. NO I will not be your pivot man! :lol:

u really are old.. we kicked u out of being pivot man wetard..

Old? You punk! :lol:

did u drop your cane, ill get it, i dont want you back to go out

lmao

That's right I'm am OG............bulldog lookin mofo! :lol:

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Originally Posted by 1victor

That's right I'm am OG............bulldog lookin mofo! :lol:

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haha in junior high and a few years after the bros i played football with called me bulldog bc i look like one..they say.. and iw as mean..hahaha good call.. i have a ? for you vic.. how horrible was it to watch the crucifiction in person.. bc your old ass was there..

Deca, blasphemy has its consequences!

If the University of Georgia loses UGA you'd be an excellent stand in! Studded collar, leash etc............. oh that's for Maraxus's eyes only! :lol: