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    Racial Profiling

    Thought this was kinda interesting.

    HISTORY TEST

    Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice
    test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened!!!

    Do you remember?

    In 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
    a. Superman
    b. Jay Lenno
    c. Harry Potter
    d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

    1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
    a. Olga Corbett
    b. Sitting Bull
    c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
    a. Lost Norwegians
    b. Elvis
    c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    3.During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
    a. John Dillinger
    b. The King of Sweden
    c. The Boy Scouts
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
    a. A pizza delivery boy
    b. Pee Wee Herman
    c. Geraldo Rivera
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


    5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
    American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
    a. The Smurfs
    b. Davy Jones
    c. The Little Mermaid
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    6.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to
    rescue passengers was murdered by:
    a. Captain Kidd
    b. Charles Lindberg
    c. Mother Teresa
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    7.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
    a. Scooby Doo
    b. The Tooth Fairy
    c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
    a. Richard Simmons
    b. Grandma Moses
    c. Michael Jordan
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    9.In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
    a. Mr. Rogers
    b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
    c. The World Wrestling Fede! ration
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    10.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take
    out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US
    Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.Thousands of
    people were killed by:
    a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
    b. The Supreme Court of Florida
    c. Mr. Bean
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    11.In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
    a. Enron
    b. The Lutheran Church
    c. The NFL
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
    a. Bonnie and Clyde
    b. Captain Kangaroo
    c. Billy Graham
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    Nope, .I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?
    So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent
    on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile
    certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little
    kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members
    of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips,
    and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim
    Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.

    ***No offense meant to any of the muslims on the board, unless your one of the extremists.

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    JD, if all of those complaining could be sent back to 911 they wouldn't say jack. Idiots for whining and when someone else gets killed those whiners will be first on the bitch wagon crying about how bad security is.

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    those ppl are religous finatics.. so its more of a religous thing, not a race thing.. till recently all the serial killers were white men.. now women and black dudes are after the only attention we get dammit.. im playin the serial killer white guy race card now.. all bow to my race card

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    Racial profiling works, no doubt about it.

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    You racist prick Deca

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    i know me and my friends racial profile when were getting on a plane (southwest) and if wesee an arab well sit next to them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    You racist prick Deca
    im not racist..im a nationalist.. anyone who isnt Irish is pondscumduckshiit. we have black irish ppl. so there for im not racists... but down with all the non irish ppl...all of you can kiss my two blarney stones..

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    You mean Blarney Raisons?

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    Please don toffend the terrorist.... They are just missunderstood all they want is for us to be like them is all bearded wipe ass with left hand etc cover our women ya know the important stuff..

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    You forgot about the Washington Snipers

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    Quote Originally Posted by groverman1
    Racial profiling works, no doubt about it.
    what about all the people convicted of crimes they never commited because of racial profiling?

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    You forget about John Walker Lindh.

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    That is hands down one of the stupidest things I've read. I think it's been posted here before as well. JD, I've seen your posts, and you seem more intelligent than to post something so obviously statistically ad hoc and falsified(yeah those things happened, but it's randomly put together). You can make a list equally as long for whites, jews, blacks, or mexicans. Hell, I can do it for one legged transsexual midgets. That's pure propoganda, and you know it.
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    Let's say you only screen muslim males. How are you screening them? Name? Names mean very little. Many jews and muslims and persians and christian arabs share similar names. Looks? Do they need to wear a turban? What about a white guy who is a muslim? Blonde hair and blue eyes? They exist.

    Now let's say you manage to screen muslims, and only muslims. Then you leave the door WIIIDE open for anybody else to step through and do whatever the **** they want. Jimmy militia might have a secret vendetta and smuggle his own set of explosives, and mix em in the bathroom. Then what? So much for racial profiling helping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jantzen4k
    i know me and my friends racial profile when were getting on a plane (southwest) and if wesee an arab well sit next to them.
    You've GOT to be ****ting me. Do you burn crosses in your front yard too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    That is hands down one of the stupidest things I've read. I think it's been posted here before as well. JD, I've seen your posts, and you seem more intelligent than to post something so obviously statistically ad hoc and falsified(yeah those things happened, but it's randomly put together). You can make a list equally as long for whites, jews, blacks, or mexicans. Hell, I can do it for one legged transsexual midgets. That's pure propoganda, and you know it.
    I think it was at least partly in jest.

    However, your one legged transexual midget paper would be much more interesting. I knew you were into this kind of thing...but dang! Dig it up bro....let's see what you have on your hard drive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swellin
    I think it was at least partly in jest.

    However, your one legged transexual midget paper would be much more interesting. I knew you were into this kind of thing...but dang! Dig it up bro....let's see what you have on your hard drive.
    Oh, I'll bring it. But I've got to find MassJunkie...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    That is hands down one of the stupidest things I've read. I think it's been posted here before as well. JD, I've seen your posts, and you seem more intelligent than to post something so obviously statistically ad hoc and falsified(yeah those things happened, but it's randomly put together). You can make a list equally as long for whites, jews, blacks, or mexicans. Hell, I can do it for one legged transsexual midgets. That's pure propoganda, and you know it.
    u seem to know alot about 1legged tranny migets bro.. lol

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    this has more to do with extreme religions than race...muslims come from many races

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    i wonder what would be thought of the crusades today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DADDYDBOL
    this has more to do with extreme religions than race...muslims come from many races
    i concur.. extremist will ruin the name and face of anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    i concur.. extremist will ruin the name and face of anything
    Agreed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMA
    D-end, have you ever been stopped by a white police officer, and immediately assumed it was because of your race because so many white cops are racist? congragulations, you just engaged in racial profiling
    i know

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