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    Anybody else just hate this guys guts?


    I am so sick of this guy. Subway needs to get some new marketing ideas.

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    He didn't lose all the weight by eating subway i can tell you that.

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    I say we lynch him! Hang him with his own pants. As long as gullible fat asses are watching and believing, he stays.

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    yeah he is a tool for sure
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    Man, I saw a newer comercial yesterday, I think his is getting fat again... If I was him I would be working out more considering hes making money off of his "great subway body."

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    We were just talking about this bozo in the firehouse. This guy blows up every time a Subway commercial comes on, he wants to kicks Jared's ass.

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    Jared has AIDS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 956Vette
    Jared has AIDS.



    I am going to feel like crap if he really does...

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    I thought I was the only one who wanted him to die.

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    Hey, I hate him to, but talk about a hellofa gig. Making those lame ass comercials, and traveling around the country for $$$.. I'd take his job in a second

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    Quote Originally Posted by YounG_SluG11
    He didn't lose all the weight by eating subway i can tell you that.

    He had Gastric bypass surgery. Walked 10 miles a day and part of his diet included subway. The thing you do not hear is the Gastric Bypass surgery part. He cashed in good. Signed another million$+ deal with subway!

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    I love that little Jared diss in the bowflex commercial

    "I don't see that guy on the sandwitch diet taking his shirt off on TV"

    I may not be a fan of bowflex ads, but that little quip is priceless!

    Red

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    You must be a mind reader! I was just thinking tonight during the Atlanta vs St Louis game's subway commercial - isn't Jared's 15 minutes of fame up yet.....he just seems to linger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    I love that little Jared diss in the bowflex commercial

    "I don't see that guy on the sandwitch diet taking his shirt off on TV"

    I may not be a fan of bowflex ads, but that little quip is priceless!

    Red
    Har! har!

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    Quote Originally Posted by getnjacked
    He had Gastric bypass surgery. Walked 10 miles a day and part of his diet included subway. The thing you do not hear is the Gastric Bypass surgery part. He cashed in good. Signed another million$+ deal with subway!


    thats actually false cuz like 4 years ago i saw a commercial where jared had his shirt off and he was on the beach talking to some super hot, huge breasted chicks. he had no muscle though.

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    The guy is nothing but a smaller version of the sack of sh*t he's always been. What I want to know is what the stupid ass did for a job before being a walking subway Jackass, what kind of work did he do with that fat ass of his? Also, I hate the way Jared fuc*ing talks, he sounds like some refugee queer, fuc*in prick, burn in hell Jared!!!!

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    You know what really sucks!! having the same first name as him!!!!!!! everyone always makes that ****ing joke, are u from Subway.. I wanna rip their ****ing heads off ahhhhhhhhh I never ever eat there

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    I got really drunk one time, and put my glasses on and went into Subway(true story) When they rang my total up I said, "Oh no, it's free, I'm Jared" then sat there and argued with them for 10 minutes. I dont get that drunk anymore.

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    I think they tape everyone when they are skinny for these fitness shows and then tell them to only buy food with the money they get from it, then they show the before and after pictures

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    I love that little Jared diss in the bowflex commercial

    "I don't see that guy on the sandwitch diet taking his shirt off on TV"

    I may not be a fan of bowflex ads, but that little quip is priceless!

    Red
    I like that commercial to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HiFi
    he was on the beach talking to some super hot, huge breasted chicks. he had no muscle though.
    yeah the girls were like "lookin buff, jarad!" i was like PFFFF that guy is such a pussy

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    My wife just goes off when this guy pops up on his commercials.

    "What a freakin geek idiot! What a freakin wimp! I used to like to eat at Subway but no more! What a tool!"

    Funny thing is, my wife is the type who like everybody and is always giving me grief for being an asshole about people.

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    aaaahhh man dont even get me started on this fag!! i thought i was the only one that hated him so much! everytime the dumb ass commercials come on i get so mad and my girl just laughs. like big fukin deal some nerd lost 100lbs by eating shltty ass subway, fuk if i ever saw that guy out i would kick his ass so bad!!

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    Grilled chicken in whole wheat bread rules.

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    i heard a great prank call somewhere,, where this dude calls up a subway an tells them that he is jareds manager an he wants to arrange a visit for jared to meet everyone at this particular subway.. (crank yankers maybe)

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    I'd send him to Swole for some training advice but I think SC would need a miracle with him

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    That's my 2nd cousin!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    That's my 2nd cousin!!!

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    Oh shyt....

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    The latest commercial where he compares a big mac to a chicken sandwiche and is like "duh", I wanna knock him out. What a fag!

    Oh yeah, I thought I was the only guy who hated this bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 956Vette
    Jared has AIDS.

    Haha!! South Park rules. :spudniklu

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    That's my 2nd cousin!!!

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    Lmao tell me your joking

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    Quote Originally Posted by YounG_SluG11
    He didn't lose all the weight by eating subway i can tell you that.
    Yeah you know he used some clen /t3 off and on for a year.

    I hate Jared...I stopped eating at Subway because of this jackass.

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