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    Semper Fi

    R. Lee Ermey, for the few of you that missed it, was the host of The
    History Channel's Roll Call and played the D.I. in the movie Full Metal
    Jacket.R. Lee is a retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant and a very plain speaker as you will soon read. So, for your entertainment, here is Retired Marine
    Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey at his first press conference as U.S. Press
    Secretary.

    The main topic of discussion is the Marine in Iraq who shot the Iraq insurgent to death. We pick up as the reporter asks about how this potential war crime will effect our image in the world:

    Ermey: "What kind of a pansy-assed question is that?"

    Reporter: "Well I think...."

    Ermey: "THINK, nancy boy? Get this through that septic tank on top of
    your shoulders moron, I DON'T GIVE A F*CK WHAT YOU THINK, DO YOU
    UNDERSTAND ME??? That Marine shot an ENEMY COMBATANT SH*THEAD, SO GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND DEAL WITH IT BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY OWN PERSONAL PIN CUSION!!! Next question. You in the blue suit."

    Reporter 2: Don't you think that the world's opinion of our operations
    is important?

    Ermey: "Oh sure! You don't know the times I have cried myself to sleep
    worrying about what some g*d****ed French pansy thinks! Oh the days I
    have had to weep because some sh*t eating terrorist f*cker might be mad
    at us because we went into whatever god-forsaken hole in the sh*t that he
    lives in and killed him. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DUMBASS QUESTION IS THAT YOU PETER PUFFING JACKASS?? WE ARE THE MOTHER F*CKING USA, AND WHEN YOU ATTACK US WE ARE GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BLOW YOUR STINKING CAMEL-LICKING CARCASS INTO PIECES SO SMALL WE WILL BE ABLE TO BURY YOUR SORRY ASS IN A THIMBLE!! I know what you are thinking. You are probably afraid, thinking that I have such an "extreme" attitude and that I need to be more "sensitive" to other people's feelings.
    WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU POLE SMOKING PANSY! I DON'T GIVE 2 SH*TS WHAT YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE THINKS! THIS IS A **** WAR, AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT YOU SHOULD GO HOME AND SUCK ON MAMMA'S TIT!! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU RUNT?? NOW GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I GO CRAZY AND BEAT THE LIVING SH*T OUT OF YOU!!! Next question, you with the ugly assed tie. Look at that thing. It is
    hideous."

    Reporter 3: "Aren't you going against the freedom of the press by..."

    Ermey: "FREEDOM?? WHAT IN BLUE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FREEDOM? I HAVE SWEATED MY ASS OFF IN JUNGLES BEING SHOT AT FOR THIS NATION!! WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE YOU LITTLE SH*T SUCKING WEASEL? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PUT YOUR ASS ON THE LINE FOR ANYTHING? AND YET YOU HAVE THE UNMITIGATED TEMERITY TO SHOW UP HERE AND MONDAY MORNING QUARTERBACK THE ACTIONS OF A MARINE WHO WAS DEFENDING HIMSELF AND HIS UNIT FROM ATTACK BY SOME MURDEROUS AL-QUEDA SYMPATHIZER!!! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I AM CONCERNED ABOUT NUMNUTS? I AM CONCERNED ABOUT A BUNCH OF GRABASSTIC, DISORGANIZED MORONS WITH CAMERAS AND MICROPHONES
    DOING THEIR BEST TO PORTRAY OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN AS WAR CRIMINALS! I AM CONCERNED ABOUT CHICKEN SH*T PANSIES THAT WANT US TO NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS AND THEN WHINE ABOUT THEIR PISS ANT "FREEDOMS"!!"

    Reporter 3: "I..."

    Ermey: "Did you have a big bowl of stupid for breakfast this morning
    numbnuts? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF THAT COMMIE CRYHOLE IN THAT SH*TPILE YOU CALL A HEAD! AND THAT GOES TRIPLE FOR THE REST OF YOU PANSY-ASSED MORONS! NOW GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY SHOELACES!!!!"

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    Is that quoted from a movie or it happened for real?

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    I hope thats real. FVCK I hope thats real. He would totaly kick ass as press secretary or president. Ill vote for him as a write in next election.

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    Smeper-Fi Gunny!

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    That hit my email last week and laughed my A** off. I wish that was real, it would be refreshing to have someone tell it how he feels and not some poltically correct BS

    T

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    Semper Fi....

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    now that is outstanding... Rangers Lead the Way.

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    Riight the Rangers..

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    Go Navy.

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