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    Your momma . . .

    need some good laughs cuase im ill.




    your momma's so fat she sweats crisco



    keep'em coming please

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    your mommas so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence

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    shes so fat, she wore a malcom x shirt and a helicopter landed on her

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    Your mamas so fat, she's got more 'chins' than a Chinese phone book.

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    Wait, one more...

    Your mamas so fat, when she dances...the whole band skips.

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    Your momma's so fat her a$$ has it's own heart and lungs.

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    your momma so hair it looks like she got buckwheet in a headlock

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    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

    Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

    Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money!

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    Yo mama is so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.

    ~SC~

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    Your Momma's so fat that when she jumped up in the sky, she got stuck....

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    funny cause i was listening to a ludacris cd yesterday, and at the beggining of a song they have these ones that made me laugh since they had these funny kids voices telling them:

    your momma is so old she used to gang bang with the hebrews

    your momma is so old she tool her driving test on a dinasour


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    Your momma has one leg and works at I-Hop

    Your momma has one leg and was named Ilene

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSTIE
    Your momma has one leg and works at I-Hop

    Your momma has one leg and was named Ilene
    lmao nothing like a momma joke combined with a one leg joke

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    Yo mama's so fat her a$$ crosses two timezones...

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    Your moma's so fat, she needs her own zip code.

    Your moma's so short, she has to look up to seen down.

    Your moma's so ugly, she'd look better bending over - pulling her pants down and walking backwards.

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    Your momma's so fat she puts on her pants belt with a boomerang.

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    Your momma's so fat when she turns around the family has a going away party for her.

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    Yo mama is so ugly, when she entered a beauty contest, they fined her $100

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    Yo mama is so ugly, when she entered a beauty contest, they fined her $100

    Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the Doctor slapped her mother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the Doctor slapped her mother.

    hahahaha!!!!

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    Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

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    Yo mama so ugly she makes onions cry.

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    Your momma is so fat she uses bacon as a band aid.
    Your momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road.
    Your momma is so stupid she put a screen door on a submarine.

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    you mama is so ugly deca wouldn't fvck her...

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    YoMamma is so ugly, when she was born, her incubator had tinted windows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DevilsDeity
    YoMamma is so ugly, when she was born, her incubator had tinted windows.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DevilsDeity
    YoMamma is so ugly, when she was born, her incubator had tinted windows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-END
    you mama is so ugly deca wouldn't fvck her...
    ohh no hahahha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    Yo mama is so ugly, when she entered a beauty contest, they fined her $100
    hahah nice

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    [QUOTE=Hot-Rox]Your moma's so fat, she needs her own zip code.

    Your moma's so short, she has to look up to seen down.

    Your moma's so ugly, she'd look better bending over - pulling her pants down and walking backwards.[/QUOTE] lmao

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    Your momma's so fat that somebody doing a mandatory life sentence wouldn't **** her.(made that one up all by myself!!)

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    your mama so dumb she got fired from a blowjob

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    your mama so ugly they push her face into the dough to make Monster cookies

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    Your mama is so fat that when she sat on a quarter......

    she squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose

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    your mom goes to college

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-END
    you mama is so ugly deca wouldn't fvck her...
    Deca is soo ugly, your fat mom wouldn't fcuk him.

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    your mommas so ugly, when she went to taco bell people actually ran for the border...

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    your mommas so fat shes got more rolls than a bakery

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    Ya mamas so fat she fell over, and gravy poured outa her leg

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