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    People walk too fuc*in ' slow everyplace you go nowadays!!

    It's true, people walk slow as fu*k!!!! I cant stand even going to public places anymore, people just dont know how or dont have the energy to pick up thier feet and move. Places like Wal-mart, malls, and grocery stores are starting to irritate me.

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    i second that...

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    especially in the gym when im trying to bring the 100 lbs dbells and some f*cker infront of me is taking his sweet ass time..

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    It's true, people walk slow as fu*k!!!! I cant stand even going to public places anymore, people just dont know how or dont have the energy to pick up thier feet and move. Places like Wal-mart, malls, and grocery stores are starting to irritate me.
    Agreed.

    Start bowling the slow lane down w/your arms like me.

    Wal-Mart is the king of over-crowded slowness.

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    screw u all, i walk at a snails pace..

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    No sh1t!!!!!
    I actually made a guy walk across the crosswalk outside of my office before I hired him to see if he was a slouch or not.............People have no dam drive today.....

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    It's true! No wonder over 60% of the population is obeese. They just can't get the lead out and get moving. They're as pockie as hel!!

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    I hate slow walkers. It's annoying on campus, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by samoth
    I hate slow walkers. It's annoying on campus, too.
    Oh man, at the Student Center at my college theres always people walking in groups SLOWLY, they take up the whole d@mn side of the hallway so you cant go around them, and they're always so LOUD even though they're right next to each other...

    "GIRRRRRRRL YOU NEED TO TELL HIM HES YO' BABY'S DADDY"

    WALK!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by samoth
    I hate slow walkers. It's annoying on campus, too.

    oh.... dont get my started on the sacks of crap that carry airport luggage around so they can roll their **** and not have to carry it

    i swear...the day is coming when i rip the handle out of their hand and throw it



    you know, usually, i take the elevator to the 5th floor of the parking garage if im at the 1st floor but when i have to wait for people to get off at the second floor i wanna slam their faces in the door

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Wal-Mart is the king of over-crowded slowness.

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    Right there next to casinos.

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    I walk slow because I'm dramatic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy_Bathgate
    oh.... dont get my started on the sacks of crap
    LMFAO!!!

    I'm gonna use that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Agreed.

    Start bowling the slow lane down w/your arms like me.

    Wal-Mart is the king of over-crowded slowness.

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    Hahahah thats what I do!!! cept when they see a 5'2 100 pound guy with his arms out it doesnt work haha jj

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    Nice to know I'm not the only one who is an over caffienated speedwalker.

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    Mostly everyone in America is fat, so they can't even walk at a normal pace. They're reduced to a slow waddle. Pathetic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy_Bathgate
    oh.... dont get my started on the sacks of crap that carry airport luggage around so they can roll their **** and not have to carry it

    i swear...the day is coming when i rip the handle out of their hand and throw it



    you know, usually, i take the elevator to the 5th floor of the parking garage if im at the 1st floor but when i have to wait for people to get off at the second floor i wanna slam their faces in the door
    No you!!! You seem so normal!!


    LOL thats great man, I hope it makes the jersey news if you do it I can tell everyone I seen you post about it

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    Most of us here in the south take our time. No need to rush. Nice weather, plenty of daylight...we just like to take it easy and enjoy life instead of blasting through it.

    When I am driving, I am no longer southern....unless you compare my driving to the moonshine runners of old. lol

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    It because everyone is fat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swellin
    Most of us here in the south take our time. No need to rush. Nice weather, plenty of daylight...we just like to take it easy and enjoy life instead of blasting through it.

    When I am driving, I am no longer southern....unless you compare my driving to the moonshine runners of old. lol
    oh ya, i stroll to class. far from spead walk. but some ****ers take baby steps. you think they are going to stop and stand there at any moment. i was in fl for 3 yrs at school, same **** as up here in the north.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    It's true, people walk slow as fu*k!!!! I cant stand even going to public places anymore, people just dont know how or dont have the energy to pick up thier feet and move. Places like Wal-mart, malls, and grocery stores are starting to irritate me.

    so true, always walk with a purpose!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    screw u all, i walk at a snails pace..
    Agreed, it takes me 40 mins to do a 7 min walk after legs. I got overtaken by an old lady with one of those old person trolleys once
    On a regular day im not much faster.

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    Walking? Whats that?

    Most fat asses i see don't walk to the bathromm let alone in public. Everyone rides everywhere, that is what has made them fat and slow.


    Determination and drive are seriously lacking in people these days.

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    OMG, i just wanna slap the shiit outta those people.

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    OMG I thought i was the only one.. I live in NYC and theres a **** load of **** bags who take their sweet time crusing the sidewalks.. or the one that walk from one side of the other side and back again.. OMG or the assholes who walk and stop right infront of you for no apparent reason.. OMFG I just feeling like donkey punching them ****ers.. Oh man especially in the subway.. I'm a be one of thoes people with a AK shooting up a train stop..

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    I'll be nice and say excuse me, if that doesn't work and they don't listen, I'll just plow right through them....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jantzen4k
    so true, always walk with a purpose!
    True that...I guess the majority of lame f*cks out there have ZERO purpose.

    Kinda sad, but true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AandF6969
    Oh man, at the Student Center at my college theres always people walking in groups SLOWLY, they take up the whole d@mn side of the hallway so you cant go around them, and they're always so LOUD even though they're right next to each other...

    "GIRRRRRRRL YOU NEED TO TELL HIM HES YO' BABY'S DADDY"

    WALK!!
    I too notice this phenomenon all the time. The nite Ludacris came to NIU was ESPECIALLY bad for this particular form of $HITTY walking. I like wearing my BDU's and walkin around campus cuz ppl get out of your way cuz they know if they dont I can and will kill them where they stand. Theres no excuse for not walking as fast as possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    OMG I thought i was the only one.. I live in NYC and theres a **** load of **** bags who take their sweet time crusing the sidewalks.. or the one that walk from one side of the other side and back again.. OMG or the assholes who walk and stop right infront of you for no apparent reason.. OMFG I just feeling like donkey punching them ****ers.. Oh man especially in the subway.. I'm a be one of thoes people with a AK shooting up a train stop..

    Well hell, we know how you New Yorkers are, you ****ers are fast and obnoxious to begin with, probably nothing worse than a slow walking obnoxious New Yorker so i can't blame you.

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    This happens to me at least three times a week....

    and the dipsh*ts favorite place to do it is usually coming out of a subway station... They just stand there looking in each direction because they don't know where the fvck they are.... I'm sorry, but these people get plowed..

    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    OMG or the assholes who walk and stop right infront of you for no apparent reason.. ..

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    Drives me nuts, too. It's usually an entire family who walks side-by-side so as to take up the entire fackin aisle, draggin their fackin fat feet, stopping every so often to look at something so they can block the way for everyone behind them.

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    It worst hear now..here being a tourist destination...seems everyfocking person is site-seeing..locals and tourists alike...

    "O.. Ah.. what a fascinating sidewalk"


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    Just today at 7am in Walmart, I nearly toppled this ol' hag (who if she was an inch taller, would have been perfectly round). Dam biznatch was dragging her slippers and pushing this cart load of junk food around.

    Sad bunch of people we are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scooby122884
    bump

    lol why??

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