me and my mate where in belfast and we past lots of sexy chicks from the back but when they turned round they were stinking ,is it like this everywere?
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me and my mate where in belfast and we past lots of sexy chicks from the back but when they turned round they were stinking ,is it like this everywere?
*look
Yeah, you'll find those kinds everywhere.
thanks
sure is!
butter face's
some of these girls are **** hot from the back so putting a bag over the head would be nice.
thats wut pillow cases r for :lol:
That too.. but i thought thats what they made liquor for..Quote:
Originally Posted by tycin
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Originally Posted by phatmark
that works too, liquor and test is the best. not good for u but any girl is lookin good by the end of the nite!Quote:
Originally Posted by phatmark
Sounds like a double bagger. one bag for you in case her bag falls off. Batter safe than sorry.
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Originally Posted by irish bulldog
You need to quit hanging out in the neighborhoods that are frequented by Drag Queens...........:lol:
Yeah, from the back she may look like a butterfly!
Turn around, bitch looks like the dragonfly!!
:D
~SC~
ahaha thats good. i like the butter face too.Quote:
Originally Posted by SwoleCat
this is even worse, seeing some chick sitting at a table with really awesome long hair and she turns around and he is a she!
it is so rewarding when they do turn around and they are drop dead gorgeous.
Ever notice that the one FINE ASS girl hangs around like 2 or 3 ugly ass ones??
Funny how that works.
~SC~
Yes, ive noticed it since high school. You always gotta make nice with the nastys or you aint gonna get with the hotty.Quote:
Originally Posted by SwoleCat
This is the phenomenon called a butterface. Where everything is nice but her face. Also in this category is DDF, or distance distortion factor. This is when a chick looks hot from across the room but when you go up to her to talk or sumthin she becomes nasty up close. These two problems plague bars and parties and can only be stopped by a d@mn good bouncer.
Hot chicks hang out w/ ugly ones to make them appear even more attractive. Which it works.
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Originally Posted by irish bulldog
Ever hear of DOGGY STYLE?.. 'Tis what its for :(
Or just use the old "head in a bag" trick.Quote:
Originally Posted by BOUNCER
My son is going through something like this. There is a rather "husky" girl he befriended to get to the hotties, now she has ear marked him as HER turf. None of them will go near him! The playa got played! :lol:
There used to be this guy in college witih long luscious blonde hair and he would fool every guy at least once. He had a great ass in jeans too. Nice and tight and firm. I remember the first time I saw him walking I grabbed my friend and said HOLY S**T check that bitch out, we waited for her to turn and it was this dude, worst part is he has this moustache too so when he turns around youre like HOLY S**T. I kid you not he looks EXACTLY like a hot blonde chick from the back. Seen him fool many dudes on campus.
you checked out a dude, dude! hahahaha :elephant:
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Originally Posted by SwoleCat
ha ha so true this must happen in all countrys :lol: :lol: :lol:
its bc it bumps the scale up for them, if we hang with some fat ppl(well not me, bc im still fat..haha) but if swole rolled with me, he would look better, bc im at like 14%BF.. it is a trick.. never trust anyone who bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die
I like your logic on that one!
Close bro but you Euro's gotta get with the times. In North America it goes like this....ever heard of plastic surgery and dental work....tis what it's for. http://67.18.108.244//images/smilies/bluewink.gif
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Originally Posted by BOUNCER