New Form Of STD

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A tri delt here was diagnosed with a pseudo sexually transmitted disease. Here be the story. The chick got hammered at a bar and picked up a bouncer there and brought him home. She proceded to blow him and he left. Next morning, she wakes up with a rash around her mouth and goes to the infirmary. The doc tells her that he's seen everything, but that's new to him. So her refers her to a dermatologist at Shands hospital here. The dermatologist swabs her mouth and comes back with the results a little while later. Turns out the girl had a mite. But the funny part is that the mite is only found on dead animals. Turns out the bouncer has a part time at the morgue and was ****ing corpses. He had just ****ed one and gone to work and then got head from that poor chick. So the next time you blow a dude, Spikey, make sure he's not ****ing corpses first. Or pigs.

Whoa.. that sucks!!!!

that's some sick s*it :?:

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Originally Posted by LuvMyRoids

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A tri delt here was diagnosed with a pseudo sexually transmitted disease. Here be the story. The chick got hammered at a bar and picked up a bouncer there and brought him home. She proceded to blow him and he left. Next morning, she wakes up with a rash around her mouth and goes to the infirmary. The doc tells her that he's seen everything, but that's new to him. So her refers her to a dermatologist at Shands hospital here. The dermatologist swabs her mouth and comes back with the results a little while later. Turns out the girl had a mite. But the funny part is that the mite is only found on dead animals. Turns out the bouncer has a part time at the morgue and was ****ing corpses. He had just ****ed one and gone to work and then got head from that poor chick. So the next time you blow a dude, Spikey, make sure he's not ****ing corpses first. Or pigs.

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that has to be one of the most digusting things ive ever read.

thanks LMR!! lol

if thats true thats fukin disgusting!

Wtf!?!?!?

**** corpse ****ers

i wonder how foul the smell is of a dead body's vagina?
maybe tuna left out in the sun for a week or so??

eeeeeeeewwww so gross

Omg!!!!!!!!!

LMR - that story paints one nasty picture. I have to take a shower just from reading it...:bath:

Hardly ever see you in the lounge and when you do come around you post THIS???

Gross!!!

sic!

LoL :banana:

All I could do was laugh after reading this… :lol:
You got to know what you’re sticking in your mouth, food or anything else

man, I love urban legends.

Puts the Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers video "Last dance with Mary Jane" in a whole new light...

omg thats sick

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A tri delt here was diagnosed with a pseudo sexually transmitted disease. Here be the story. The chick got hammered at a bar and picked up a bouncer there and brought him home. She proceded to blow him and he left. Next morning, she wakes up with a rash around her mouth and goes to the infirmary. The doc tells her that he's seen everything, but that's new to him. So her refers her to a dermatologist at Shands hospital here. The dermatologist swabs her mouth and comes back with the results a little while later. Turns out the girl had a mite. But the funny part is that the mite is only found on dead animals. Turns out the bouncer has a part time at the morgue and was ****ing corpses. He had just ****ed one and gone to work and then got head from that poor chick. So the next time you blow a dude, Spikey, make sure he's not ****ing corpses first. Or pigs.

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HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Lmao Hahahahahaha

I hope this was a joke cause if not thats totally disgusting

I'm going to try to forget I just read that...

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHA thats one of the funniest things Ive ever heard. Its funny cuz I dont know them!!!!

upon further review i think the real morale of the story is that all tri-delt girls are WHORES

ROTFLMFAO !!!! God I love this place !!!

Ok then..................... :?:

Nasty!!!

Nasty!