Thread: New Form Of STD
01-22-2005, 12:27 PM #1
New Form Of STD
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New Type of STD Discovered at UF
A tri delt here was diagnosed with a pseudo sexually transmitted disease. Here be the story. The chick got hammered at a bar and picked up a bouncer there and brought him home. She proceded to blow him and he left. Next morning, she wakes up with a rash around her mouth and goes to the infirmary. The doc tells her that he's seen everything, but that's new to him. So her refers her to a dermatologist at Shands hospital here. The dermatologist swabs her mouth and comes back with the results a little while later. Turns out the girl had a mite. But the funny part is that the mite is only found on dead animals. Turns out the bouncer has a part time at the morgue and was ****ing corpses. He had just ****ed one and gone to work and then got head from that poor chick. So the next time you blow a dude, Spikey, make sure he's not ****ing corpses first. Or pigs.
01-22-2005, 12:29 PM #2
Whoa.. that sucks!!!!
01-22-2005, 12:33 PM #3
that's some sick s*it
01-22-2005, 12:34 PM #4Originally Posted by LuvMyRoids
that has to be one of the most digusting things ive ever read.
thanks LMR!! lol
01-22-2005, 12:36 PM #5
if thats true thats fukin disgusting!
01-22-2005, 12:36 PM #6
01-22-2005, 12:37 PM #7Anabolic Member
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**** corpse ****ers
01-22-2005, 12:43 PM #8
i wonder how foul the smell is of a dead body's vagina?
maybe tuna left out in the sun for a week or so??
eeeeeeeewwww so gross
01-22-2005, 12:47 PM #9
01-22-2005, 12:51 PM #10
LMR - that story paints one nasty picture. I have to take a shower just from reading it...
01-22-2005, 12:52 PM #11
Hardly ever see you in the lounge and when you do come around you post THIS???
01-22-2005, 01:08 PM #12LORDBLiTZ Guest
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01-22-2005, 01:18 PM #14
All I could do was laugh after reading this…
You got to know what you’re sticking in your mouth, food or anything else
01-22-2005, 01:28 PM #15
man, I love urban legends.
01-22-2005, 02:51 PM #16Associate Member
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- Aukland, NZ
Puts the Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers video "Last dance with Mary Jane" in a whole new light...
01-22-2005, 04:52 PM #17
omg thats sick
01-22-2005, 05:13 PM #18Originally Posted by LuvMyRoids
01-22-2005, 06:13 PM #19
01-22-2005, 06:46 PM #20
I hope this was a joke cause if not thats totally disgusting
01-22-2005, 06:55 PM #21
I'm going to try to forget I just read that...
01-22-2005, 07:47 PM #22
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHA thats one of the funniest things Ive ever heard. Its funny cuz I dont know them!!!!
01-22-2005, 09:18 PM #23
upon further review i think the real morale of the story is that all tri-delt girls are WHORES
01-22-2005, 09:25 PM #24
ROTFLMFAO !!!! God I love this place !!!
01-22-2005, 11:21 PM #25VET Retired
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