New Form Of STD

[LuvMuhRoids]

bleachcola vbmenu_register("postmenu_3300", true);
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New Type of STD Discovered at UF
A tri delt here was diagnosed with a pseudo sexually transmitted disease. Here be the story. The chick got hammered at a bar and picked up a bouncer there and brought him home. She proceded to blow him and he left. Next morning, she wakes up with a rash around her mouth and goes to the infirmary. The doc tells her that he's seen everything, but that's new to him. So her refers her to a dermatologist at Shands hospital here. The dermatologist swabs her mouth and comes back with the results a little while later. Turns out the girl had a mite. But the funny part is that the mite is only found on dead animals. Turns out the bouncer has a part time at the morgue and was ****ing corpses. He had just ****ed one and gone to work and then got head from that poor chick. So the next time you blow a dude, Spikey, make sure he's not ****ing corpses first. Or pigs.

[arthurb999]

Whoa.. that sucks!!!!

[stocky121]

that's some sick s*it

[frank_frank]

bleachcola vbmenu_register("postmenu_3300", true);
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Status: Offline Join Date: Jan 2005
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New Type of STD Discovered at UF
A tri delt here was diagnosed with a pseudo sexually transmitted disease. Here be the story. The chick got hammered at a bar and picked up a bouncer there and brought him home. She proceded to blow him and he left. Next morning, she wakes up with a rash around her mouth and goes to the infirmary. The doc tells her that he's seen everything, but that's new to him. So her refers her to a dermatologist at Shands hospital here. The dermatologist swabs her mouth and comes back with the results a little while later. Turns out the girl had a mite. But the funny part is that the mite is only found on dead animals. Turns out the bouncer has a part time at the morgue and was ****ing corpses. He had just ****ed one and gone to work and then got head from that poor chick. So the next time you blow a dude, Spikey, make sure he's not ****ing corpses first. Or pigs.

that has to be one of the most digusting things ive ever read.

thanks LMR!! lol

[tycin]

if thats true thats fukin disgusting!

[palme]

Wtf!?!?!?

[KGBnine]

**** corpse ****ers

[frank_frank]

i wonder how foul the smell is of a dead body's vagina?
maybe tuna left out in the sun for a week or so??

eeeeeeeewwww so gross

[D-END]

Omg!!!!!!!!!

[Hot-Rox]

LMR - that story paints one nasty picture. I have to take a shower just from reading it...

[Commando_Barbi]

Hardly ever see you in the lounge and when you do come around you post THIS???

Gross!!!

[LORDBLiTZ]

sic!

[ReX357]

LoL

[Fat Guy]

All I could do was laugh after reading this…
You got to know what you’re sticking in your mouth, food or anything else

[ottomaddox]

man, I love urban legends.

[Gearhead007]

Puts the Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers video "Last dance with Mary Jane" in a whole new light...

[needmorestrength]

omg thats sick

[Jantzen4k]

bleachcola vbmenu_register("postmenu_3300", true);
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Status: Offline Join Date: Jan 2005
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New Type of STD Discovered at UF
A tri delt here was diagnosed with a pseudo sexually transmitted disease. Here be the story. The chick got hammered at a bar and picked up a bouncer there and brought him home. She proceded to blow him and he left. Next morning, she wakes up with a rash around her mouth and goes to the infirmary. The doc tells her that he's seen everything, but that's new to him. So her refers her to a dermatologist at Shands hospital here. The dermatologist swabs her mouth and comes back with the results a little while later. Turns out the girl had a mite. But the funny part is that the mite is only found on dead animals. Turns out the bouncer has a part time at the morgue and was ****ing corpses. He had just ****ed one and gone to work and then got head from that poor chick. So the next time you blow a dude, Spikey, make sure he's not ****ing corpses first. Or pigs.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[RussianVodka]

Lmao Hahahahahaha

[MER]

I hope this was a joke cause if not thats totally disgusting

[not2bigyet]

I'm going to try to forget I just read that...

[Soldier of Misfortune]

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHA thats one of the funniest things Ive ever heard. Its funny cuz I dont know them!!!!

[Jantzen4k]

upon further review i think the real morale of the story is that all tri-delt girls are WHORES

[seanw]

ROTFLMFAO !!!! God I love this place !!!

[BajanBastard]

Ok then.....................

[MrMondodondo]

Nasty!!!

[Animal Cracker]

Nasty!