colon cleansing

LORDBLiTZ · 12-28-2004, 03:02 PM

No fag jokes please.

I'm gonna give this stuff a shot. I'll take a pic of the results and post it for you all to see.

http://www.drnatura.com/?ovchn=GGL&o...ites&ovtac=PPC

**OGPackin** · 12-28-2004, 03:22 PM

Hey bro, how are you going to get the camera up your arss to take pictures of the results...

OG

**mass junkie** · 12-28-2004, 04:06 PM

If you're stopped up..just pull out the Butt plug

**Pale Horse** · 12-28-2004, 04:13 PM

Lord,

2 years ago they said I had stage III lymphoma and were ready to start chemo and radiation. I studied liver toxcicty greatly as well as other things. The side from the therapy often kill the patient before the cancer. I BELIEVE IN THIS METHOD OF DETOX

It provides colon cleansing, emptying of the gall bladder (removing gall and kidney stones) and the toxins bypass the liver and dump directly into the colon. Joke as they will this IS the REAL SHIZNIT!

Try www.sawilsons.com it's a Canadian company. Your liver will love you for it!!!

LORDBLiTZ · 12-28-2004, 07:17 PM

So vic, how well did it work for you?

**Pale Horse** · 12-28-2004, 07:21 PM

excellent buy very unnatural feeling fo sho! Liver values dropped like a stone. And I saw some gall, kidney stones in the bile. And a sandy substance (calcium) I believe that is the cause of them.

It must be organic coffee for this to work or perhaps green tea. A source of clean organic caffeine to stimulate the gall bladder in purge itself into the intestine.

LORDBLiTZ · 12-28-2004, 07:21 PM

Coffee up your ass? WTF?

**Pale Horse** · 12-28-2004, 07:23 PM

yes but not from a gas station! It has to be organic. The caffeine is the key to openening the valve that will bypass the liver and dump it directly into the colon

**FCECC2** · 12-28-2004, 07:25 PM

is it just something you take and it let the "valve wide open"?

LORDBLiTZ · 12-28-2004, 07:26 PM

Vic, you joking man? Is this a joke?

**Pale Horse** · 12-28-2004, 07:26 PM

read up on cancer treatment and detoxification. read up on liver detoxification. I claim .......no I AM the liver expert on this site!

*disclaimer :excluding endocronologists, extreme alcoholics, and M.Ds, Biochem Lab techs...........

**Pale Horse** · 12-28-2004, 07:27 PM

serious as a heart attack look at www.sawilsons.com

**Pale Horse** · 12-28-2004, 07:29 PM

see the coffee sits in the colon for 5-10 minutes and absorbs into the intestine walls. From there it stimulates the gall bladder and tricks it into opening and dumping the bile into the intestine therefore avoiding processing in the liver.

**tubbytank** · 12-28-2004, 11:45 PM

1Victor is not joking. Apparently coffee is the go. But it is special coffee.

**Pale Horse** · 12-29-2004, 01:12 AM

tubby....... once again from the outer limits you appear to save the day! Yes it is true and now I have the backup from the A.S.S. man himself. I am humbled.

**seanw** · 12-29-2004, 02:56 AM

This has tha makings of another fine thread. This stuff sounds like what the give the night before a Colonoscopy, by the time that stuff is finished with you your arse is shooting like a fire hose !

**Hed** · 12-29-2004, 03:14 AM

At $75 a bottle for a 1 month supply of "colin cleanser", ill just assume that my colin is clean already, and keep pounding protein down.

Hell, for $5, ill give you colin advice to clean it:

Squeeze hard when you ****.

There, i just saved you $70. Paypal the $5 to me.

**seanw** · 12-29-2004, 03:47 AM

Originally Posted by Hedzilla

At $75 a bottle for a 1 month supply of "colin cleanser", ill just assume that my colin is clean already, and keep pounding protein down.

Hell, for $5, ill give you colin advice to clean it:

Squeeze hard when you ****.

There, i just saved you $70. Paypal the $5 to me.

LMFAO

**The Baron** · 12-29-2004, 07:32 AM

Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ

No fag jokes please.]

Why would we joke about that? <hurt expression>

I'm gonna give this stuff a shot. I'll take a pic of the results and post it for you all to see.

http://www.drnatura.com/?ovchn=GGL&o...ites&ovtac=PPC

Buy a bottle of phospho-soda at walgreens for $3 and chug it. Make sure you got plenty of Charmin on hand. Take the $72 you will have saved and send me my fair half via paypal out of well deserved gratitude. That's the stuff the Dr recommends for cleaning your guts out before a colonoscopy... I had one a couple of years ago cause I thought I had cancer... it was Crohn's instead. Anyway the process was kinda painful but it was pretty cool watching the monitor as the cam thingie made its way up my guts. Kinda like discovery channel.

**Pale Horse** · 12-29-2004, 07:54 AM

Guys this is about detoxing not taking a huge dump. Read up on how it works to see how it detoxes the liver. Quit acting like morons.

**seanw** · 12-29-2004, 08:45 AM

Originally Posted by 1victor

Guys this is about detoxing not taking a huge dump. Read up on how it works to see how it detoxes the liver. Quit acting like morons.

Sorry Vic, but most things to do with the arse is funny. I will shut up from now on.

**Prime** · 12-29-2004, 09:59 AM

i have such a dodgy tummy i have a weekly clearout whether i want to or not. i doubt ill ever need to have that.

**Hed** · 12-29-2004, 10:54 AM

the disgusting thing is reading the testimonials:

"yes, i had little egg things come out, black egg things, and tomato skin looking things, and other weird pieces of stuff."

excuse me while i puke

**Elysium** · 12-29-2004, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by Prime

i have such a dodgy tummy i have a weekly clearout whether i want to or not. i doubt ill ever need to have that.

hehe he said tummy

**Slick Arrado** · 12-29-2004, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by Hedzilla

At $75 a bottle for a 1 month supply of "colin cleanser", ill just assume that my colin is clean already, and keep pounding protein down.

Hell, for $5, ill give you colin advice to clean it:

Squeeze hard when you ****.

There, i just saved you $70. Paypal the $5 to me.

Haha!! :spudniklu

1Victor, is the special organic coffee the best otc thing to do?

**Pale Horse** · 12-29-2004, 12:15 PM

Go to any health food store they have it. Quite a bit of chemiclas in the "real" coffee. I'm not pissed Sean , this is really something I believe in and know works and it could possibly save someone from something very bad.

**Red Ketchup** · 12-29-2004, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by Hedzilla

the disgusting thing is reading the testimonials:

"yes, i had little egg things come out, black egg things, and tomato skin looking things, and other weird pieces of stuff."

excuse me while i puke

What?

Don't you have little tomato skin looking things come out?

Could be worse you know... could be corny or little bits of broccoli! Heck just as long as no Alien looking thing pops out....

Red

**Pale Horse** · 12-29-2004, 12:18 PM

Or some chip implant or tracking device......................

**DevilsDeity** · 12-29-2004, 12:24 PM

Ive done the http://www.physicianschoice.net/pages/Home/Shopping/Body_Care/Super_Detox_Program_(4_Steps)
it seem'd to work pretty well and i did feel better for a while
i think imma go the coffee route this time
cause 1victor is my hero .

**Pale Horse** · 12-29-2004, 12:34 PM

I am a fighter for peace , justice and the American way for liver and colon freedom!

**decadbal** · 12-29-2004, 12:54 PM

sick bastards.. i know blown will want one of these now..

**Prime** · 12-29-2004, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by MESSY_UK

hehe he said tummy

i was having trouble spelling stomach

**The Baron** · 12-29-2004, 04:48 PM

at least he didn't say "tum-tum"

**dirtythirty** · 12-29-2004, 08:00 PM

I was wondering at what age someone should give this a try. i'm only 22 so im not sure i have too much of the eggs and tomato skins in there. but this sounds like something i would give a try just to cleanse my body down the road.....

so what age do ya say?

LORDBLiTZ · 12-29-2004, 08:03 PM

I'm 25, bro.

**Pale Horse** · 12-29-2004, 10:26 PM

this isn't an age thing this is a what do you put into your body thing. Including cholesterol from foods, tylenol, apsirin, ibuprophin, even excess vitamins, creatine, excess proteins and any RX for any purpose. Not to mention if you drink alcohol or whatever. The liver is like airport security, nuttin gets thru that doesn't belong so the liver breaks it down causing stress on the liver, gall bladder and kidneys in the process. It's like a plumbing system . Ever have to use the fush out valve to purge a clog? Same basic principle.

**workdude** · 12-29-2004, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

sick bastards.. i know blown will want one of these now..

**Slick Arrado** · 01-23-2005, 02:13 PM

1Victor, is the special coffee all that's required to cleanse or would you recommend something in addition to it? :spudniklu

**BIGB** · 01-23-2005, 03:01 PM

so you squirt coffe up your butt and let it stay in there thats it ?

I don't get it

**saboudian** · 01-23-2005, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by BIGB

so you squirt coffe up your butt and let it stay in there thats it ?

I don't get it

I saw that enema kit on the sawilson sight, so basically its a bucket, long tube, and jelly. So, do you make that coffee in the bucket, and then sorta somehow transfer the coffee from the bucket, through the 54" tube, and then somehow into your rear? Please elaborate on the setup. Also, how much coffee does it take, and how long does the process take?