Im tired of being Lethal

Alright all mighty wise ones, what the hell can i take to keep from smelling like a friggin cat died in my ass. I get shit from everyone at work and it's in a restaurant, I bartend, and I can't just blow one and walk it off if you know what I mean. I'm stuck there. But shit you know you can't hold those hot pressure ones in>. fuck that I gotta let em rip. I heard somethin bout ginger root over at Elite, does anyone got more info on it? Plus im tired of hookin up with a girl, while my stomach's doin backflips, then squeezin my cheecks so hard to keep it from slippin. one smell a that and she'd be outty outty.

Don,t know bro but when you do find a cure let me know!!

I think a lot of it is from the milk that we drink.

Billy

I don't drink milk though. Just eat boatloads of protein.

There is a product out called "BEANO" most every
drugstore chain carries it I've also seen it at the
supermarket. Never tried it so couldn't tell you if
it works or not.


Popeye

it doesn't

Stick a breath mint up your ass.

Or a cork !!:D

OK boys, realy though.. I am with Iwan2bsolid on this one. I know that we have touched on it before, but if any ony has had any good results with anything, i mean anything. It has been 2 year now and i can not get control of it. I DON'T WANT TO BE ASS MAN ANYMORE!

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Originally posted by physio_sport
what i do is when i wake up in the morning i sprint about 300 metres as fast as i can. i know this isnt good for you but after about 1-2 weeks the wind goes away and you burn enough fat as well this way.

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**HUH?**

I got an invention....a pill you take so when you fart> it turns that dead cat smell into an incense of like Vanilla or Mint or something>>I know it's possible if we can sen men to the moon, we can conquer this little task.

i wish i had a cure for this, i have the same problem. most of the protein powders we drink are lactose based, and are probably the cause of the dead cat smell. i never heard of that ginger root thing, but i'll try and see what happens.

you sick mother fucker.....


just kidding :D Start taking fiber supplements and a product called colon cleanse - can get them at natural whole foods places - should do the trick (you're gonna be shiting more often though)

yeah, I started to take that stuff(colon cleanser) once, but stopped it for some reason, you have to do it consistanly for a month. i'll take another go at it.- thanks MIKE!



P.S.>>Does anyone NOT ever have stank gas like explained here?

Ok unless you just have some kind of meidical gasturtical problem this sounds like somthing that can be cured via your diet. Now I don't know what you sick fuckers have been eating to make you have such a problem j/k ( Protein and water in blenders ect) but I would suggest looking toward your diet. Is there anything that you can cut out that might help?? I'll try posting some reciepes that are not quite so spicy in the future. Maybe I'm the one to blame??
Tobey

Yeah I know it is totally my diet, which consist of mass amounts of protein. Before I started lifting I never had this problem. I know that it's because I have rotting protein in my stomach at all times(which produces the deat cat smell BTW)> since I eat every 2-2.5 hrs. I'm just wondering if there is something to take in order to kill the dead cat smell, and mabey add some essence of purity to the air...hahaha:D .

Hey, Solid, any progress to your Dilema. I'd really like to know since I too find myself with this dead cat since I increased my protein intake. Once I start my cycle I will be consumming even more protein. So you see my concern...

Ginger root is good shit. It helps a lot with digestion, the gas from indigested protein, and with bloating. I found I could digest a lot more protein at one meal with the addition of 1100mg ginger root right before. I take it at least three times a day(with the big meals), sometimes more, and it's almost completely gotten rid of the gas and bloating. Just get the pure ginger root caps at any health food store, their cheap, and the one's i got come in 550mg caps...

enjoy,
marx

I'll give that a try, thanks for the advice, marx.

This is indeed a big probleme... Stomach bloating actually reduce my appetite if i keep it for too long it very bad.. So i guess taking a walk to the bathroom and realeaving a bit of the pressure is the only good way... We are too healty :) Why complaint about it ;)
What about tuna breath heh. could start a tread on that ;)

I don't know how to reduce gas, but I do know how to let it out. I find the stairmaster and the leg press machine work well for getting rid of it. Can I get a spot? :D

That was some funny shit!!!

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Originally posted by EXCESS
I don't know how to reduce gas, but I do know how to let it out. I find the stairmaster and the leg press machine work well for getting rid of it. Can I get a spot? :D

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Excess you are to much! I'm LMAO on that one!
IC

Excess funny shit:D

Is it something like this (I couldn't resist)

After I eat tuna my ass unleashes hell!

Peace
Freakboy