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    Spiders

    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as
    he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in
    his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through
    such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the
    ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her
    attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy,
    what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating" her
    father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
    "That's a Daddy Longlegs" her father answered. "So, the other one is a
    Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the
    joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of
    them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled,
    thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well,
    we're not having any of that gay sh!t in our garden" she said.
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    hahaha...good one

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    LOL that's classic....

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    That was good lol

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    haha not bad

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