My buddy gets laid like crazy, and he is the biggest ass to women!!!!
I got this buddy of mine out in Minnesota who went forever without getting any, and now he has so many pieces of ass I cant keep track of them all. The funniest part about this guy, is he does everything the complete opposite of what people tell you to do. For one, he never pays for sh*t when it comes to a date, and he tells them that from the start "sure, we can go out to dinner together but I can only pay for mine." The guy was screwing this one chick, and she asked if he was coming over there tomorrow and he actually looks her in the eye and says"I'm sorry, I'm going out with the guys, bro's before ho's" I mean it's unbelievable!! We would go to the strip club together and when some chick would come around and ask him if he wanted a private dance for 20 bucks he'd reply"I got 20 bucks but I want 3 of them" like negotiating or some ****. This guy is truly an ass to women. He even hits them up for gas money now!!! "I'm sorry baby, I cant come over there tonight, my tank is on empty and I dont get my check until Friday, I mean if you wanna give me 5 bucks for gas I can" I just can't get over it, and his pick-up lines? Here is one for example. He walks up to some waitress and says this; "Hey, let me ask you a question if you dont mind. If you had some bitch you were screwing and she wanted a relationship but you didnt, and she kept calling you, would you just drop her cold turkey or keep screwing her?" This was actually his line!!! And within the next couple hours he has a date lined up with her the next day, after that pickup line!! I just dont believe it, he does everything the total opposite of what your supposed to do. I just laugh when I see these guys that go out and try to play it off like they are rich, then I think of my buddy who plays it off like he's a broke self centered jerk, then just keeps stashing money away every paycheck, hahaahha. Unbelievable!!!