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  1. 01-24-2005, 06:53 PM #1
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    Worst working condition ever!!

    No one is going to believe me after this story!!

    I was onsite working today...smelled something funny in the server room...found a pop bottle of piss. The medicated IT guy is too lazy to go to the bathroom to take a piss...so he pisses in a pop bottle!?!?!?! Can you believe it!?!?! I almost threw up!!
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  2. 01-24-2005, 06:55 PM #2
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    you didn't drink it did you?
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  3. 01-24-2005, 07:10 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kato
    you didn't drink it did you?
    how do you think he found out it was pee....

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    Last edited by OGPackin; 01-24-2005 at 07:31 PM.
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    almost as bad as the guy who pissed in the coffee pot for weeks on end until he got busted....
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  5. 01-24-2005, 07:35 PM #5
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    I'm not joking guys. It was horrible!!
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  6. 01-24-2005, 08:06 PM #6
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    That's just nasty!!!!!!!!! You shoulda made HIM drink it!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

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    I'm sorry MBH I'll piss in your car next time
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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    how do you think he found out it was pee....

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    Yes MBH

    How DID you find out it was pee?
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  9. 01-25-2005, 12:36 PM #9
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    So many IT people are disgusting slobs, I'm not even suprised.
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    LOL... did u find out the hard way it was piss??
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    So how did it taste? C'mon you can tell us....
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    or was it you and your boss goes on this forum pass the buck
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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    No one is going to believe me after this story!!

    I was onsite working today...smelled something funny in the server room...found a pop bottle of piss. The medicated IT guy is too lazy to go to the bathroom to take a piss...so he pisses in a pop bottle!?!?!?! Can you believe it!?!?! I almost threw up!!
    wow howard hughes works with you?? awesome!!
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  14. 01-25-2005, 01:15 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by chicamahomico
    So many IT people are disgusting slobs, I'm not even suprised.
    I've noticed that too. At least 50% of them are obese pigs that sweat profusely in a cool room.
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  15. 01-25-2005, 01:17 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by 9000rpm
    I've noticed that too. At least 50% of them are obese pigs that sweat profusely in a cool room.

    And reminisce about times past playing D&D


    Dudes have to learn to on a regular basis, hit up the , and stop being just total
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  16. 01-25-2005, 01:22 PM #16
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    You think that's bad MBH? How about this...............I head into one of the bathrooms on our floor here at the office and someone took a crap on the floor! We have some clown going around and crapping on the floor. This makes about the forth time he's struck. Some people deseve killin. hahahahaha
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  17. 01-25-2005, 01:26 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    You think that's bad MBH? How about this...............I head into one of the bathrooms on our floor here at the office and someone took a crap on the floor! We have some clown going around and crapping on the floor. This makes about the forth time he's struck. Some people deseve killin. hahahahaha

    We had someone poopin in waterfountains way back when i was in highschool. They were called the Phantom $hitter
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedzilla
    We had someone poopin in waterfountains way back when i was in highschool. They were called the Phantom $hitter
    the double decker was always my favorite in school!!!

    One time my boy filled up a glass with his piss and gave it to my friend who was dying of thirst and told him it was aplle juice!! OMG worst thing ive ever seen!! HAHAHHA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    You think that's bad MBH? How about this...............I head into one of the bathrooms on our floor here at the office and someone took a crap on the floor! We have some clown going around and crapping on the floor. This makes about the forth time he's struck. Some people deseve killin. hahahahaha
    The Mad ****er, Strikes again!
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  20. 01-25-2005, 01:53 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    found a pop bottle of piss.
    And you thought it was a bottle of "Mikes Hard Lemonade".... Surprise surprise!

    Not too long ago, we had some clown at work who liked to pee all over the toilet stalls... he peed on the seat, on the floor, the walls and of course would soak the roll of TP... bastard!

    I got pissed off about it once in the employee cafeteria and said out loud I swore if I ever caught him I'd clean the whole bathroom with his face... strangely it never happened after that.

    Some people are just damm stupid...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    And you thought it was a bottle of "Mikes Hard Lemonade".... Surprise surprise!

    Not too long ago, we had some clown at work who liked to pee all over the toilet stalls... he peed on the seat, on the floor, the walls and of course would soak the roll of TP... bastard!

    I got pissed off about it once in the employee cafeteria and said out loud I swore if I ever caught him I'd clean the whole bathroom with his face... strangely it never happened after that.

    Some people are just damm stupid...

    Red
    I pointed it out to his boss today. I'll give everyone the update tomorrow.

    All joking aside folks...what state of mind do you have to be in to piss in a pop bottle and put it in a drawer!? Think about it.
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    About 32, 350lbs, lazy n out of cofee?

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  23. 01-26-2005, 06:52 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    All joking aside folks...what state of mind do you have to be in to piss in a pop bottle and put it in a drawer!? Think about it.
    Elton John concert, four super jumbo large beers and 8000 dudes all wanting to piss everytime you decide to go to the bathroom!

    So I wait till the end of the concert....2.5 hours later I'm going to hit the head on the way out...wrong! 18,000 dudes are lined up to take a piss. So I decide to walk out to my car, which happened to be parked in wooded area. I get there and it's like the main troughfair for everyone to grt to their cars. So I climb in my car and find a six pack of empty beer bottles on the passenger floor boad....so I think to myself.."Hey, I can piss in the bottle"! Problem solved!............Until the first one was reaching thew top and I have to stop, grab another bottle and start in it while tossing the other out the window.............................I'm pretty sure I pissed all over the dashboard, floor and seat by the end of it.

    Took the car to the carwash and told the guy to clean the car, whatever it took and cost wasn't an option.....but no questions. hahahahahaha
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