M.I.L.F. opportunity knocking. need help!
Okay, heres the lowdown. I just heard that the milf that I work with just broke up with her BF. She has a kid with her ex husband and the only reason she was dating this other guy is cuz they were neighbors. My mother says she was distraugt at work today. I think she is attracted to me, but she is 38, and i am 23. This however would be a small mental obstacle for her to get over since the guy she just broke it off with has one arm and a constant unkept 5 o clock shadow look.(guess its to much work to shave when you have one arm, course one arms all i ever used shaving). Not to mention, one idiot girl at work married a guy who was 17 years older then her, so dating people in different age ranges doesn't seem to be out of vogue at my work,lol.
this bitch also seems pretty stupid. We were talking about our lovelives one day after my big break up with my love of my life, and she said not to worry cuz sometimes when you think love is not possible, something great happens. And then she says "Just look at me now. Just when i thought all guys were jerks, I found just what i wanted, and i wasn't even lookin." I felt like sayin, "Yeah, I'm sure i scrubby guy with one arm is what your lookin for. Yep. that'll last."
Now im not an asshole who makes fun of cripples, i just get pissed off when she could have been fvckin me this whole time.
So...what do i do? She's has been broken up for a week. How long do i wait before gettin real friendly and stuff??????Another week? 2?
IM HORNY!!!!!!