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    Arrrgh :(

    I'm bored, lonely and I know I'm gonna regret saying this.......need to get laid.

    This long distance stuff is gonna get old fast. He's coming up here on the 11th. Until then well.............I suffer .

    On top of it there's this little ghetto ho from the class that he teaches that has been throwing herself at him since she found out about me and I'm losing my patience with her. I need to go down there and educate her on manners and respect.

    Have taser will travel.

    Ok end of MY rant.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    need to get laid, i love hearing a woman say that
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    Yep, long distance does suck. It's breaking me and my girl apart because I absolutely hate talking on the phone. If you want it to work it will though. Good luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by houseofpain
    need to get laid, i love hearing a woman say that
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    Im 37, in my prime ........ I have my needs!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Im 37, in my prime ........ I have my needs!!!
    You know where I'm at!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Im 37, in my prime ........ I have my needs!!!
    well i am 22 and full of test, i have mine as well
    ~HOP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    You know where I'm at!
    Well canada is a long way from hell. ANd a bit colder too. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by cjp85
    Yep, long distance does suck. It's breaking me and my girl apart because I absolutely hate talking on the phone. If you want it to work it will though. Good luck.
    We are doing pretty well but I hate not having him close. We are lucky that I have a free military flight that goes every weekend......but I can't travel right now .

    Good luck...I feel you.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    OK while Im at it, since you are all so generous....I need $50,000. Come on big boys....who's gonna rescue me now?
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    we can compromise on the sex thing but 50,000 no way
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    OK while Im at it, since you are all so generous....I need $50,000. Come on big boys....who's gonna rescue me now?
    And I thought you were different from other women, when you are just like them...money hungry!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by houseofpain
    we can compromise on the sex thing but 50,000 no way
    ~HOP
    Fair weather friend!!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Fair weather friend!!!!
    LMOA
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    Quote Originally Posted by aXe
    And I thought you were different from other women, when you are just like them...money hungry!!
    Nah......I just wanna pay off all my bills so I can retire and move to LA . If I was money hungry I would ask for 5,000,000
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    So barbi wants $50,000 for sex? wow you must be pretty good in the sack hun.

    I can relate to L/D relationships they suck, but it builds good communication.
    Last edited by Lostsoul; 01-26-2005 at 12:34 AM.

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    Hey barb, will the long distance last forever or it is just temporary? Is he staying for good after the 11th?

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    hey cb dont forget im only an hr and a half away!!

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    Handcuffs????????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    I'm bored, lonely and I know I'm gonna regret saying this.......need to get laid.

    This long distance stuff is gonna get old fast. He's coming up here on the 11th. Until then well.............I suffer .

    On top of it there's this little ghetto ho from the class that he teaches that has been throwing herself at him since she found out about me and I'm losing my patience with her. I need to go down there and educate her on manners and respect.

    Have taser will travel.

    Ok end of MY rant.
    **** CB I have spent my enitre life thinking women only do it because they have to, not because they actually need it. Now you have shattered a life time of illusions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lostsoul
    So barbi wants $50,000 for sex? wow you must be pretty good in the sack hun.

    I can relate to L/D relationships they suck, but it builds good communication.
    LOL NOOOO I want SEX AND $50,000 they don't have to come from the same person .

    It is hard and we do talk a lot.......I swore I would never do the long distance thing.....but he's worth it.....so Im trying.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by seanw
    **** CB I have spent my enitre life thinking women only do it because they have to, not because they actually need it. Now you have shattered a life time of illusions.

    LOL SOOOOORRY
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    He's just coming for the weekend . He's got too much going on down there to stay here.

    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357
    Hey barb, will the long distance last forever or it is just temporary? Is he staying for good after the 11th?
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    THanks for all the offers of support. Nice to know you all care so much about my happiness .

    Off to cardio.

    C.B.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    LOL NOOOO I want SEX AND $50,000 they don't have to come from the same person .

    It is hard and we do talk a lot.......I swore I would never do the long distance thing.....but he's worth it.....so Im trying.
    I cant help you with the $50,000 but maybe fear factor can?


    The sex bit im all up for toh Your call

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    50,000?!!! That's it?!!! The Check is in the mail sweetie! Don't drop it on the way to the bank though....no telling how high that thing will bounce...you might not be able to catch it. hahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    50,000?!!! That's it?!!! The Check is in the mail sweetie! Don't drop it on the way to the bank though....no telling how high that thing will bounce...you might not be able to catch it. hahahahaha
    Dude...

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
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    Dude'r! hahahaha

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    See, the usual suspects didn't reply, BECAUSE THEIR ALL GAY!.

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    LMFAO @ "ghetto ho"........

    Man, I love those myself.

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    Hahaha CB you n him should just get some web-cams that will keep you entertained! And yea kick that hoes ass..but if you do get a video of it, chick fights rock

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    LOL You guys are great. I can always count on you to make me smile when I don't feel like it.

    As far as ms. ghetto.......I'm not gonna kick her ass.....I'm gonna flaunt what she wants in her face...... my relationship!!!! I don't have to touch her LOL..... her jealousy will do enough damage!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    give the lil ghetto hottie my pic and shell be off ur back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    LOL You guys are great. I can always count on you to make me smile when I don't feel like it.

    As far as ms. ghetto.......I'm not gonna kick her ass.....I'm gonna flaunt what she wants in her face...... my relationship!!!! I don't have to touch her LOL..... her jealousy will do enough damage!
    Hahah awwww no Cat fight? Damit

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    That's gotta suck CB. Perhape in the meantime you might purchase a Battery Operated Boyfriend....if you don;t allready have one. It may not be the same but it should get the job done. I apolagize if I have embarassed you or any others...I am just being realistic. I feel ya' thoug sweetie. Needmore's idea of the web cams is a good one too. That could be entertaining!! Good luck and have fun!!

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    all i gotta say is this.. when in doubt....rub one out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    all i gotta say is this.. when in doubt....rub one out

    Words to Live by.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    all i gotta say is this.. when in doubt....rub one out

    My new life moto!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    LOL You guys are great. I can always count on you to make me smile when I don't feel like it.

    As far as ms. ghetto.......I'm not gonna kick her ass.....I'm gonna flaunt what she wants in her face...... my relationship!!!! I don't have to touch her LOL..... her jealousy will do enough damage!
    Haha you girls love doing that sh!t! Some girl hits on your man and you just sit in his lap when she see's it and give him a huge kiss. Cold

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    all i gotta say is this.. when in doubt....rub one out
    LOL Hmmm Jack (Rabbit) is a girls best friend
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnytour
    My new life moto!

    Where you been Bro. It's been mine since the 6th grade? I know, you're a late bloomer eh?!

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