Thread: You Gotta Hear This One....
01-27-2005, 11:34 AM #1
You Gotta Hear This One....
Deep in the Ghettos of Barbados, where the oceans are washed up w/ AS and the women flock to anyone with a good tan and a working penis....
You'll find a Homo-erotic bar, called BIGEN"S BUGGERY. In walks two well-known locals.... Narkissos and BIGK.I.g. They walk right up to the bartender, AKA Decadbol, one of the meanest butt pirates of the caribean!! (The reasoning behind his absolute rage was pretty obvious, he was IRISH!!) So... Nark and Big order their drinks, although, called ol' Deca quarter-inch killa, after hearing all the town gossip of when deca got gang-banged by the local middle-school football team!! BIG MISTAKE.... Deca hands them there drinks and walks away with an evil grin....
15 minutes later.... BIG falls over dead....
RIDDLE.... Why is only one guy dead and how did it happen?
For all you who know this joke... I apologize for saying it incorrectly and for embellsihing on it so much!! As I was typing I realized I forgot how to tell this... sorry!!
01-27-2005, 11:48 AM #2Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
This makes no sense………………………….
I would never allow Deca quarter-inch killa, to work in an establishment, which I owned...........
01-27-2005, 11:51 AM #3
HAHHAHAHA $HIT, I should of realized that.... Hhhahahaha
Do you know this one, i defly said it wrong!!!
01-27-2005, 11:52 AM #4Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
Can't say that I do....
01-27-2005, 11:55 AM #5
Ok heavy your a good guy... but between the gay horse and this Im starting to wonder
01-27-2005, 11:56 AM #6Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
01-27-2005, 11:58 AM #7Originally Posted by Narkissos
Is it because Nark, had a big throber in his mouth, as usual, and couldn't drink his drink?
01-27-2005, 12:02 PM #8Originally Posted by Narkissos
01-27-2005, 12:26 PM #9Originally Posted by Monkeytown
01-27-2005, 12:27 PM #10
Hint: Both drank there drinks.....
01-27-2005, 01:14 PM #11
I just painted that elaborate riddle for you guys and none of you fcks are gonna even guess.....
i promise i'll tell you the answer!!
01-27-2005, 01:32 PM #12
was it becuase he used ice cubes for poison, the guy who died drank his drink slowly and the ice cubes melted ? and the other drank fast before the ice cubes melted ?
01-27-2005, 01:35 PM #13Originally Posted by The Giant Killer
01-28-2005, 02:24 AM #14
haha, i'd like to say i figured it out but I already knew it
01-28-2005, 02:00 PM #15
Was it because... one (Me) drank his drink quickly so he could go hit on Heavy Hitter's Girl while the other drank his slowly and stayed to make small talk with Decadbal?
01-28-2005, 07:49 PM #16Originally Posted by The Giant Killer
01-31-2006, 01:00 PM #17
I was just going through some old threads of mine and came across this one... I just had to let you guys in on my old vivid imagination... its a year and a half old!! wow
01-31-2006, 01:54 PM #18
01-31-2006, 01:58 PM #19Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
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