The Best break-up letter...

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02-07-2005, 07:47 AM
OGPackin

The Best break-up letter...

Ohh man this is classic!! lol

OG

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,ex-girlfriends, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the **** you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Ricky
02-07-2005, 07:50 AM
seanw

Brilliant
02-07-2005, 07:53 AM
Hot-Rox

Well done Marine!
02-07-2005, 07:59 AM
Angelis

LMFAO... that something I would do...lol :lol:
02-07-2005, 08:23 AM
Benches505

Nice!
02-07-2005, 08:27 AM
needmorestrength

perfect lol
02-07-2005, 08:30 AM
zOaib

:clapping: BRAVO ! :clapping:
02-07-2005, 08:37 AM
G-1000

:lol: :lol: :lol:
02-07-2005, 08:50 AM
GQ-Bouncer

LOL well done
02-07-2005, 08:54 AM
palme

lol is this for real? Awsome!
02-07-2005, 09:35 AM
mista_liar

funny shiooooot
02-07-2005, 09:43 AM
Juggernaut

See, I'm just not cleaver enough to come up with something like this. I'd have tossed the letter along with the picture in the trash.....end of story....but this way is entertaining. :)
02-07-2005, 09:46 AM
MER

Great stuff... I love it
02-07-2005, 10:36 AM
Animal Cracker

Funny!
02-07-2005, 10:42 AM
t-money

Absolutely ingenious!

T
02-07-2005, 10:51 AM
SwoleCat

Perfecto!!

~SC~
02-07-2005, 12:28 PM
Panzerfaust

Quote:

Originally Posted by OGPackin

Ohh man this is classic!! lol

OG

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,ex-girlfriends, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the **** you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Ricky

:roflol: Semper Fi!
02-07-2005, 12:28 PM
TheNatural3456

hahahahahhahaha thats great
02-07-2005, 12:32 PM
BIGp4

hhaha genius