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  1. 02-10-2005, 06:30 PM #1
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    Apparently I'm a rich man!.

    I'm off work sick with whats called 'The rich mans disease', ie GOUT!.

    I get a belt of this about once or twice a year, mainly in the big toe of my left foot or the knuckles of my left hand. And I'll tell you bastards this much, you ain't experienced pain untill you've had Gout, so tonight before bed pray for the repose of Bouncers big toe!.
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  2. 02-10-2005, 06:33 PM #2
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    Ahhhhhhhhh Poor baby. You know my grandfather had a horse that kept having all sorts of ailments........he shot him.

    Do we need to do that with you?

    Seriously I hope that you feel better soon.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
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    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

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  3. 02-10-2005, 06:33 PM #3
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    i thought only lunch ladies got the gout ?
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  4. 02-10-2005, 06:34 PM #4
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    I took a patient into the hospital with gout last week and he was a grown man just about in tears, the morphine helped a little bit.
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  5. 02-10-2005, 08:44 PM #5
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    I swear my dad is the toughest guy I know.. Had gout for two weeks.. went to the hospital, found out what it is, then went back to work and never really complained about it!! He eats a lot of garlic now and never has had it since
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  6. 02-10-2005, 10:39 PM #6
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    poor bro... a guy training with me had that...

    Hope you get back up and going soon (old dude you )...or C.b';; take you out back and put two between the eyes
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  7. 02-10-2005, 11:15 PM #7
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    how do you get gout? I knew this crazy medic who told me that his dad got it from eating too much protein and that I shouldn't eat so much protein or I'd get it too. Like I said, guy was crazy.
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    My uncle has it so bad that when he gets an attack he practically crawls to wherever he wants to go,cripples him like crazy and the thing is that he refuses to take anykind of treatment for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ginkobulloba
    how do you get gout? I knew this crazy medic who told me that his dad got it from eating too much protein and that I shouldn't eat so much protein or I'd get it too. Like I said, guy was crazy.
    It's caused by an excessive amounts of uric acid in the blood.

    A lot of people especially cooks and chefs get it becaue of all of the rich food they eat,taste and prepare.
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  10. 02-11-2005, 02:08 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by IntensityX
    It's caused by an excessive amounts of uric acid in the blood.

    A lot of people especially cooks and chefs get it becaue of all of the rich food they eat,taste and prepare.
    That plus a very high protein diet can cause it. But usually your pre-deposed to it. Someone mentioned crawling, well I'm not afraid to admit that in the past (before I got treatment for it) I had to crawl too. Its an unbelievable pain.
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  11. 02-11-2005, 06:36 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    That plus a very high protein diet can cause it. But usually your pre-deposed to it. Someone mentioned crawling, well I'm not afraid to admit that in the past (before I got treatment for it) I had to crawl too. Its an unbelievable pain.

    i thought alchohol consumption had something to do with it too??
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    Quote Originally Posted by hung-solo
    i thought alchohol consumption had something to do with it too??
    Uh oh
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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Uh oh

    yeah no shiit!! uh oh! as long as the little fella doesnt get it hahahaha i'll be alright
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  14. 02-11-2005, 08:19 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by hung-solo
    i thought alchohol consumption had something to do with it too??

    It has alot to do with it, I like a drink
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    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    It has alot to do with it, I like a drink
    I always thought Irish had something against drinking. Oh, wait I meant for drinking, sorry.
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    I know that's sh*t's tough...good luck... My training parter gets it and is messed up when it's bad...
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  17. 02-11-2005, 08:26 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    I always thought Irish had something against drinking. Oh, wait I meant for drinking, sorry.

    Yup, as an Irishman I wear my gout like a badge of honour!.
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  18. 02-11-2005, 08:46 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    It has alot to do with it, I like a drink
    coming from a heavy irish background i have to agree with ya. but gout? esp at your age?? too young imo..
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  19. 02-11-2005, 09:59 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by hung-solo
    coming from a heavy irish background i have to agree with ya. but gout? esp at your age?? too young imo..
    I've had it since I was about 24. I caused some liver and kidney damage back then. Both have cleared up, but I was left with gout as a result.
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  20. 02-11-2005, 10:57 AM #20
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    I hope you get better soon bro

    Good luck
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    Perhaps dipping the effected area in winny will help...
    Best wishes amigo. Get well soon.
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  22. 02-11-2005, 11:16 AM #22
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    This reminds me.....I need to pick up some grout cleaner...tile work in the ole bathroom needs a going over.

    Hope you feel better soon Bouncer. And stop eating so rich....have a salad now and then you pig! hahhahahahaha
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  23. 02-11-2005, 03:09 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by DevilsDeity
    i thought only lunch ladies got the gout ?
    hahahahahhahahahahahahaa that's what I was thinking... the only other time where i've heard of "the gout"...
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    Stop drinkin bro and you prolly wont get it again..

    I know it won't happen though...


    Good luck..
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  25. 02-11-2005, 04:02 PM #25
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    worse than a kidney stone?
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  26. 02-11-2005, 06:23 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by GetinBig
    Stop drinkin bro and you prolly wont get it again..

    I know it won't happen though...


    Good luck..

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