Sent the new girl at GNC roses and a teddy bear.
I was gettin some vitamins a last week and saw there was a new chick,Megan, workin at GNC. She's not that hot, kinda busted actually, but i'm so horny that i have to make a move on her. I know the manager real well there, bout 6 years. I asked her about Megan and she said she was still in highschool. She said she was 18 though, so i said "Oh well that's fair game." She said "Now you stay away from her, she's young....until i give you the okay."
So then before i knew it, it was friday, so i decided to make the move and send a dozen pink white and red roses, in a vas, with a teddy bear. Came out to a hundred bucks. That ****in vas was prolly expensive. Oh well, i tend to blow money when pussy's invovled.
She seems like she has low self esteem. When i went over ther yesterday she seemd a little depressed, but then i made her laugh a little. The first time i saw her she was a little more bubbley. I think she feels overworked from what she said. Maybe the flowers will put a smile on her face. And then my penis can put an even bigger one on.
I drove by the GNC and saw the flowers stickin up, so i know she gottem.
I'll go in on thursday and say something nice and gay and reveal my secret, since It says "You're cute. Happy Valentines Day. Your secret admirerer"
I kept it simple.
Theres no way flowers and a teddy bear can work against me right?
I'v only done this once before, and it worked. I dunno.
SHUT DOWN, by busted GNC girl! WTF!!!
I hate that feeling!!!!!
I thought i had this in the bag! I really did! I came home from work, took another shower, got all sexed up, put my shirt that shows off my arms on, sexy cologn, plucked the ****in eybrows, and i looked ****in sexy! So i go into the mall and i walk through the gaming section where the place is empty but three fat girls. As i leave of course i hear purposefulll caughing and "hubba. hubba", and one fatty even said to the other "Oh, sure just let the hot guy walk out of here."
Now, fat chicks always dig me, but i still thought it was a sign that things were gonna go my way. PLUS, a couple hours earlier the chick at the one hour photo seemed pretty into me(also in the same mall). In fact she wants me to get my pictures devolped at her other phot shop 5 mins from that location just so she can see me again it seems. Cuz i tolod her i needed the pics done by tom'w and she got all sad and was like "Oh, but ill be at the other shop tom'w, and i wanted to develope them for you and see how they turned out." So that had me feeling sexy too.
So i go in to GNC, and she(Megan, the new girl) said hi all cute and i said "Hi megan"
She looked not as busted today. In fact she reminds me of a cute little mouse. And her quietness makes her seem mousy too. But somehing about it is cute. I dunno, im prolly just horny.
Anyway, then i got aroundd to asking here how here V-Day was, and she was like kinda quite(low self esteem, very soft spoken, hard to hear sorta) and said "....Good."
I'm like "Oh that's good. Do anything special?"
"No" she says, still quiet but smiling.
"Get anything " I ask.
"Yeah, i got flowers" She says softly.
"Oh wow, somebody sure thinks your special. So who's the stud?"
"I donno" she says quietly, sorta smiling
"No idea at all?" i say
"Nope" she says quietly
"So is it like a secret admirer type deal?"
"Yeah" she says *Looks at me and laughs*
"Hmm..that's a mystery. I wonder who it could be" i say, making it very obvious that it was me.
"I have no idea."
She had to know by now.
So i said, "Well jee, if I were you i'd guess it was probably a fairly young guy around your age, say, 18-23ish, probably a co-worker, or a customer maybe, aaaaaaand most likely an italian guy since they tend to be the romantic type. Anybody fit the bill?
She laughs quitely and still shakes her head no.
"Nobody?" i say
"Nope" she says
"Not one idea?" i say.
"mm, mm." obviously being stubborn cuz there is no way i didn't make it plain as day that it was me.
So then I decided to spill the beans flat out on the table and said "So what'd ya name the teddy bear?" *winking at her*
And then she looked at me and said "It was you wasn't it?!"*laughing* with a cute little smile as if she didn't already know. So i was like "Uh oh, the secrets out."
*more laughing*
She's like, "I knew it was you. Thank you. They were very nice."
"I'm glad you liked them."
Then she just kind of kept carrying along with her homework, like she did through most of the convo, just sorta looking down.
At first i saw this as shyness, but them later realized it's just disinterest.
So, i thought it was shyness so i said "Well, i know it's kinda weird getting flowers from someone who doesn't really know ya, but i'd like to get to know ya."
She. just kind of laughed. I figured she dug me but was just shy, so i said "Well, how bout you finish ringing me up(for the ALA i just so happend to need), and then you can just jot down your number on the back of my receit"
*Big smile*(i have really good teeth too, my dads a dentist.whitened and everything)
So she laughed, sorta, and the reciet went in my bag with no number on it.
So i looked at the reciet and was like "These numbers look too small to be phone numbers."
She says "Like, how old are you?"
But now i know it's not good.
"I think you should name him Mr. Fuzzy face" I say, trying to change the subject.
"Oh, the teddy bear, hahahah" she says
"So how old are you?" she says
I say "Just a few years older then you, ya know"
"How old?" She says
"Just 23" i said.
"23? That's one, two , three, four, five years." she says counting on her fingers
So i said "What? Your 18. Im 23, were both grown ups."
She didn't really say much, just kind of laughed.
By now i had nastalgic feelings of my early highschool wrestling matches where It was the third period, i'm down by seven points, and exhausted. I hate that feeling. The feeling that there is noway to salvage this ship.
So then she says "I never had anyone do that before"
"Do what, send flowers?" i said
"Yeah, when i don't even know them. It's kinda scarry" She says laughing.
"Scary? What's scary about flowers and teddy bears? I never seen a horror movie with flowers and teddy bears in it!"
*laughing*
"Well, i didn't mean to scare ya. It's not like i'm a stalker. I just thought you were cute, and it happend to be valentines day so i sent some flowers. That's all. Maybe woulda took ya out for some grub and a chick flick, ya know."
She laughs cutely.
So, feeling like a stalker now i say goodbye "Well I think i'll go take some alpha lipoic acid now. You have a good night. And give Mr. Fuzzy face a hug and kiss for me okay?"
"Okay, I will" she says laughing
and that was it.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg
I think muscles intimidate some chicks. I have read that before, but never believed it. Now i think it's true. I just think im too **** sexy for her and she can't handle it. That's gotta be it.
I think she just has a young mindset, and maybe she likes boys, but not men. She looks and kinda acts more like she's 15(which of course turns me on even more), so i think she just needs to grow up.
I guess i'll go try to **** the photo shop girl.