Sent the new girl at GNC roses and a teddy bear.

**AnabolicBoy1981** · 02-14-2005, 06:23 PM

I was gettin some vitamins a last week and saw there was a new chick,Megan, workin at GNC. She's not that hot, kinda busted actually, but i'm so horny that i have to make a move on her. I know the manager real well there, bout 6 years. I asked her about Megan and she said she was still in highschool. She said she was 18 though, so i said "Oh well that's fair game." She said "Now you stay away from her, she's young....until i give you the okay."

So then before i knew it, it was friday, so i decided to make the move and send a dozen pink white and red roses, in a vas, with a teddy bear. Came out to a hundred bucks. That ****in vas was prolly expensive. Oh well, i tend to blow money when pussy's invovled.
She seems like she has low self esteem. When i went over ther yesterday she seemd a little depressed, but then i made her laugh a little. The first time i saw her she was a little more bubbley. I think she feels overworked from what she said. Maybe the flowers will put a smile on her face. And then my penis can put an even bigger one on.
I drove by the GNC and saw the flowers stickin up, so i know she gottem.

I'll go in on thursday and say something nice and gay and reveal my secret, since It says "You're cute. Happy Valentines Day. Your secret admirerer"
I kept it simple.

Theres no way flowers and a teddy bear can work against me right?
I'v only done this once before, and it worked. I dunno.

**maxex** · 02-14-2005, 06:26 PM

your either gonna get one of 2 things: some pu**y. or a restraini8ng order, hope its the pu88y, good luck

**BIGp4** · 02-14-2005, 06:27 PM

itll work great man
girls love flowers and teddy bears

**kloter1** · 02-14-2005, 06:34 PM

ya youre in like flint. all chicks dig flowers and crap. u stud you lol

**Panzerfaust** · 02-14-2005, 06:41 PM

Puppy Love!

**SMYL_GR8** · 02-14-2005, 06:53 PM

You've got NO GAME!

**slizzut** · 02-14-2005, 07:03 PM

Ok so u sent an ugly girl, with a dull personality, whos still in highschool .. roses and a teddy bear. Interesting.

**Rob** · 02-14-2005, 07:06 PM

Originally Posted by slizzut

Ok so u sent an ugly girl, with a dull personality, whos still in highschool .. roses and a teddy bear. Interesting.

bwahahahah

**BIGp4** · 02-14-2005, 07:08 PM

hahahaha

**Wrath** · 02-14-2005, 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by slizzut

Ok so u sent an ugly girl, with a dull personality, whos still in highschool .. roses and a teddy bear. Interesting.

Funny stuff!!

On a side note you in there...but you're waiting to long to tell her. Hint to her tomorow, while she is still riding that valentines high

**XxElitexX** · 02-14-2005, 07:23 PM

lol...

LORDBLiTZ · 02-14-2005, 07:28 PM

I would have spent the 100 on a hooker and know i'm going to get laid.

**anaBROLIC** · 02-14-2005, 07:30 PM

GNC hires 18 year olds that are still in highschool? whoda thought that one!! lol they always have the best staff...

**rambo** · 02-14-2005, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ

I would have spent the 100 on a hooker and know i'm going to get laid.

Or a pocket vagina.

**needmorestrength** · 02-14-2005, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by Wrath

Funny stuff!!

On a side note you in there...but you're waiting to long to tell her. Hint to her tomorow, while she is still riding that valentines high

I agree.. Hit that up asap

**needmorestrength** · 02-14-2005, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ

I would have spent the 100 on a hooker and know i'm going to get laid.

hahahahhahahaha nice

**KGBnine** · 02-14-2005, 07:57 PM

*shakes head* SOmeones desperate.

**Panzerfaust** · 02-14-2005, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by phatmark

GNC hires 18 year olds that are still in highschool? whoda thought that one!! lol they always have the best staff...

Only the best for all your nutritional needs!

**AnabolicBoy1981** · 02-14-2005, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by SMYL_GR8

You've got NO GAME!

Oh. Listen to mister ass man. Well, i wish i was as cool as you. I hope to one day get as much poontang as you.

Okay...yeah, your right. I have no game. But i do what i can.

**AnabolicBoy1981** · 02-14-2005, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by Wrath

Funny stuff!!

On a side note you in there...but you're waiting to long to tell her. Hint to her tomorow, while she is still riding that valentines high

Okay, if you say so. I will do it master.

**SwoleCat** · 02-14-2005, 10:58 PM

Try to get some free creatine w/the coochie.

~SC~

**MrMondodondo** · 02-14-2005, 11:42 PM

Gotta love Swole.......It's all about the supp's with the cooch.

I'm still laughing at Slizzut's post.......Too true and too funny.

**KGBnine** · 02-14-2005, 11:49 PM

Originally Posted by MrMondodondo

Gotta love Swole.......It's all about the supp's with the cooch.

I'm still laughing at Slizzut's post.......Too true and too funny.

Actually, he had a great idea! IF he gets in with her, he might be able to score free supps!

**IntensityX** · 02-14-2005, 11:55 PM

**** bro you wasted your time with those flowers and shiznet you could have saved money this way:

Card-$1.25
Bag-Free(to put over her head)

There you could have saved $98.75 plus you get a free bag and you would still gotten pussy,ugly pussy but pussy nonetheless

**KGBnine** · 02-15-2005, 12:11 AM

Originally Posted by IntensityX

**** bro you wasted your time with those flowers and shiznet you could have saved money this way:

Card-$1.25
Bag-Free(to put over her head)

There you could have saved $98.75 plus you get a free bag and you would still gotten pussy,ugly pussy but pussy nonetheless

You've probably mastered this routine, since the only poontang you get is from the bottom of the barrell!!!!

**MrMondodondo** · 02-15-2005, 12:13 AM

Ouch.

Axe- us cali boys get all the "real" tender vittles. The rest of these "boys" just wish they could have our left overs........hehehe

**KGBnine** · 02-15-2005, 12:38 AM

Originally Posted by MrMondodondo

Ouch.

Axe- us cali boys get all the "real" tender vittles. The rest of these "boys" just wish they could have our left overs........hehehe

Yup, just one of the perks to living in cali!! Where you at mondodondo? Redondo? lol

**MrMondodondo** · 02-15-2005, 12:46 AM

Uh lemme think.......................

yep. Land o the strand........

**KGBnine** · 02-15-2005, 01:12 AM

**** and I was just guessing! LoL.

**IntensityX** · 02-15-2005, 03:05 AM

Originally Posted by aXe

You've probably mastered this routine, since the only poontang you get is from the bottom of the barrell!!!!

Yeah well it beats your routine,getting guys drunk and then anal raping then while their passed out

**profbiv** · 02-15-2005, 07:42 AM

OK give us an update!

**GetinBig** · 02-15-2005, 07:57 AM

Yeah I want to here if he got it or not....

**KGBnine** · 02-15-2005, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by IntensityX

Yeah well it beats your routine,getting guys drunk and then anal raping then while their passed out

I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone else. Blown perhaps?

**bigbodyjosh** · 02-15-2005, 02:36 PM

This is too funny...isn't it amazing what test does to you? cause the only way i would ever think twice about banging an ugly girl would be 1000mg+ of test...but still, thats me and you are you...good luck (send me some b5)

**IntensityX** · 02-15-2005, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by aXe

I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone else. Blown perhaps?

Nope everyone says your the butt pirate on here

**BIG D14** · 02-15-2005, 06:01 PM

all about the poon eh man....tap that ugly thing hahahah

**SMYL_GR8** · 02-15-2005, 06:32 PM

Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981

Oh. Listen to mister ass man. Well, i wish i was as cool as you. I hope to one day get as much poontang as you.

Okay...yeah, your right. I have no game. But i do what i can.

We all start somewhere, but that sh!t seems desperate.

**ArkansasAlex** · 02-15-2005, 07:32 PM

Update yet?

comon
Alex

**AnabolicBoy1981** · 02-15-2005, 08:06 PM

I hate that feeling!!!!!
I thought i had this in the bag! I really did! I came home from work, took another shower, got all sexed up, put my shirt that shows off my arms on, sexy cologn, plucked the ****in eybrows, and i looked ****in sexy! So i go into the mall and i walk through the gaming section where the place is empty but three fat girls. As i leave of course i hear purposefulll caughing and "hubba. hubba", and one fatty even said to the other "Oh, sure just let the hot guy walk out of here."
Now, fat chicks always dig me, but i still thought it was a sign that things were gonna go my way. PLUS, a couple hours earlier the chick at the one hour photo seemed pretty into me(also in the same mall). In fact she wants me to get my pictures devolped at her other phot shop 5 mins from that location just so she can see me again it seems. Cuz i tolod her i needed the pics done by tom'w and she got all sad and was like "Oh, but ill be at the other shop tom'w, and i wanted to develope them for you and see how they turned out." So that had me feeling sexy too.

So i go in to GNC, and she(Megan, the new girl) said hi all cute and i said "Hi megan"
She looked not as busted today. In fact she reminds me of a cute little mouse. And her quietness makes her seem mousy too. But somehing about it is cute. I dunno, im prolly just horny.
Anyway, then i got aroundd to asking here how here V-Day was, and she was like kinda quite(low self esteem, very soft spoken, hard to hear sorta) and said "....Good."
I'm like "Oh that's good. Do anything special?"
"No" she says, still quiet but smiling.
"Get anything " I ask.
"Yeah, i got flowers" She says softly.
"Oh wow, somebody sure thinks your special. So who's the stud?"
"I donno" she says quietly, sorta smiling
"No idea at all?" i say
"Nope" she says quietly
"So is it like a secret admirer type deal?"
"Yeah" she says *Looks at me and laughs*
"Hmm..that's a mystery. I wonder who it could be" i say, making it very obvious that it was me.
"I have no idea."
She had to know by now.
So i said, "Well jee, if I were you i'd guess it was probably a fairly young guy around your age, say, 18-23ish, probably a co-worker, or a customer maybe, aaaaaaand most likely an italian guy since they tend to be the romantic type. Anybody fit the bill?
She laughs quitely and still shakes her head no.
"Nobody?" i say
"Nope" she says
"Not one idea?" i say.
"mm, mm." obviously being stubborn cuz there is no way i didn't make it plain as day that it was me.
So then I decided to spill the beans flat out on the table and said "So what'd ya name the teddy bear?" *winking at her*

And then she looked at me and said "It was you wasn't it?!"*laughing* with a cute little smile as if she didn't already know. So i was like "Uh oh, the secrets out."
*more laughing*
She's like, "I knew it was you. Thank you. They were very nice."
"I'm glad you liked them."
Then she just kind of kept carrying along with her homework, like she did through most of the convo, just sorta looking down.
At first i saw this as shyness, but them later realized it's just disinterest.
So, i thought it was shyness so i said "Well, i know it's kinda weird getting flowers from someone who doesn't really know ya, but i'd like to get to know ya."
She. just kind of laughed. I figured she dug me but was just shy, so i said "Well, how bout you finish ringing me up(for the ALA i just so happend to need), and then you can just jot down your number on the back of my receit"
*Big smile*(i have really good teeth too, my dads a dentist.whitened and everything)
So she laughed, sorta, and the reciet went in my bag with no number on it.
So i looked at the reciet and was like "These numbers look too small to be phone numbers."
She says "Like, how old are you?"
But now i know it's not good.
"I think you should name him Mr. Fuzzy face" I say, trying to change the subject.
"Oh, the teddy bear, hahahah" she says
"So how old are you?" she says
I say "Just a few years older then you, ya know"
"How old?" She says
"Just 23" i said.
"23? That's one, two , three, four, five years." she says counting on her fingers
So i said "What? Your 18. Im 23, were both grown ups."
She didn't really say much, just kind of laughed.
By now i had nastalgic feelings of my early highschool wrestling matches where It was the third period, i'm down by seven points, and exhausted. I hate that feeling. The feeling that there is noway to salvage this ship.
So then she says "I never had anyone do that before"
"Do what, send flowers?" i said
"Yeah, when i don't even know them. It's kinda scarry" She says laughing.
"Scary? What's scary about flowers and teddy bears? I never seen a horror movie with flowers and teddy bears in it!"
*laughing*
"Well, i didn't mean to scare ya. It's not like i'm a stalker. I just thought you were cute, and it happend to be valentines day so i sent some flowers. That's all. Maybe woulda took ya out for some grub and a chick flick, ya know."
She laughs cutely.
So, feeling like a stalker now i say goodbye "Well I think i'll go take some alpha lipoic acid now. You have a good night. And give Mr. Fuzzy face a hug and kiss for me okay?"
"Okay, I will" she says laughing

and that was it.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg

I think muscles intimidate some chicks. I have read that before, but never believed it. Now i think it's true. I just think im too **** sexy for her and she can't handle it. That's gotta be it.

I think she just has a young mindset, and maybe she likes boys, but not men. She looks and kinda acts more like she's 15(which of course turns me on even more), so i think she just needs to grow up.

I guess i'll go try to **** the photo shop girl.