Thread: Funeral Procession...
02-15-2005, 07:20 PM #1
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse
about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a
solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short
distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.
The woman was so curious that she respectfully approached the
woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I
know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral
like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
A Wife's (girlfriend's) Prayer:
I pray for wisdom to understand my man, to love him, forgive him, and to
be patient with his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll just beat him to death.
02-15-2005, 07:30 PM #2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....OH I'm so using this and calling it my own!
02-15-2005, 07:32 PM #3
02-15-2005, 07:36 PM #4
I like that one, its good!
02-15-2005, 09:22 PM #5
02-15-2005, 09:24 PM #6
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02-15-2005, 09:50 PM #8
HA HA HA........Hate men day????
OK I'll hate em too!
02-15-2005, 09:51 PM #9
LOL FUNNY Stuff!!
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