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  1. 02-16-2005, 08:04 PM #1
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    Dont Mess With Texas

    Title says it all.
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    I'm gonna cut you some slack because MY President is from there.
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    I'll hit you with a hockey puck..simple or give you some canadian beer..then I can mess with you all I want
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    Lived there, loved it, people are actually polite everywhere you go and driving down the road slow drivers pull to the shoulder of the road just to let you by. God Bless
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  5. 02-16-2005, 08:09 PM #5
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    ahahah well im not a Bush fan but still. Dont mess with texas.
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  6. 02-16-2005, 08:10 PM #6
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    Texas born and bred. Don't Mess With Texas.
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  7. 02-16-2005, 08:11 PM #7
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    Hmm.. I don't see any steers in this thread ....
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  9. 02-16-2005, 08:16 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    Hmm.. I don't see any steers in this thread ....
    lmao
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  10. 02-16-2005, 08:19 PM #10
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    Just wait were gonna take over Canada!

    But anyways
    Think about it All Sports Nutrition is our sponser?Where are they from Texas. What site is the most kick@$$ on the net? AR

    so AR is in texas

    and texas rules all
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    swoll4589 I take it you chew Copenhagen, are chicks cool with guys doing that or do they chew themselves??
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  12. 02-16-2005, 08:25 PM #12
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    Bump to piss all the canadians off!


    Im a hell bent one hundred percent Texan till I die.
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  13. 02-16-2005, 08:29 PM #13
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    ahaha well most dont really encourage it but most dont care as long as you dont kiss them with it in your mouth.
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  14. 02-16-2005, 08:31 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by swoll4589
    Bump to piss all the canadians off!


    Im a hell bent one hundred percent Texan till I die.

    Why would it piss off Canadians?
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    Because you guys are in touch with your femenine side
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    Quote Originally Posted by swoll4589
    Bump to piss all the canadians off!


    Im a hell bent one hundred percent Texan till I die.
    Nothing against your great state but a drunk friend of mine needed me to give him a ride back to his apartment from the bar, and had 2 texas chicks with him. Ok you could have slide 5 quarters between their 2 front teeth! This was the case with both of these chicks! Is this a common thing down their or was thing just a freak of luck??
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  17. 02-16-2005, 08:33 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    Because you guys are in touch with your femenine side
    feminine
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  18. 02-16-2005, 08:35 PM #18
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    That too.............don't fuk with me ...........see my thread on World Domination
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    Im thinking a freak of luck but you never know. Some areas grow hotter ones than others.
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    swoll, he was joking, he doesn't even speak english very well.
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    lol well we do have some ugly white trash lookin ones here.
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  22. 02-16-2005, 08:45 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    swoll, he was joking, he doesn't even speak english very well.
    Victor are you hetrosexual??
    Last edited by Odin; 02-16-2005 at 08:48 PM.
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  24. 02-16-2005, 08:47 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by swoll4589
    lol well we do have some ugly white trash lookin ones here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
    Is that.... Vette? Dam he leaned out nice.......
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    Yeah and another great thing about my great state. Borders Mexico-the Gear capital of the western hemisphere.
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  27. 02-16-2005, 08:52 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by swoll4589
    Yeah and another great thing about my great state. Borders Mexico-the Gear capital of the western hemisphere.

    LOL, gear is legal in Canada
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    Odin...........nice! That is very creative
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    Quote Originally Posted by swoll4589
    Yeah and another great thing about my great state. Borders Mexico-the Gear capital of the western hemisphere.
    Sh*t you can keep that poison, I have better thinks to do than pump 10% BA in my ass.
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  30. 02-16-2005, 08:53 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin
    Sh*t you can keep that poison, I have better thinks to do than pump 10% BA in my ass.

    LMFAO!!! That was good!
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  31. 02-16-2005, 08:55 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
    LOL, gear is legal in Canada

    o my bad. Well what fun is it tho if you know exactly what your injecting into you lol.
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    Odin, what else do you pump in your ass besides BA?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    Odin, what else do you pump in your ass besides BA?
    I knew you were gonna try get me back!
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  34. 02-16-2005, 09:03 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by swoll4589
    Title says it all.
    Hey why did you post this in the first place?? Did you think the Mexicans were gonna take a second run at the Alomo??
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    Dont mess with Colorado! Thats where all you texans wish you were from!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin
    Hey why did you post this in the first place?? Did you think the Mexicans were gonna take a second run at the Alomo??

    Ahh my boy Odin knows about the Alamo.

    Im thinking there gonna take a second run anytime now.

    O by the way

    Boys from Oklahoma roll there joints all wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdawg50
    Dont mess with Colorado! Thats where all you texans wish you were from!
    Colorado?? I think you would be hard pressed to find somone who would want to waste their time messing with it. Why fight for somthing you don't want??
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    ****ing A, i am moving back to Texas in a few weeks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin
    Colorado?? I think you would be hard pressed to find somone who would want to waste their time messing with it. Why fight for somthing you don't want??
    OMG, about 3/4 of the friggin guys on the mountains skiing are in orange camo, and a cowboy hat. When I ask them where the're from they like "all of us all are frum texas! Ye haaaaa!"
    I think the funniest thing I have ever seen is a dude from Texas in -0 degree weather at Crested Butte skiing in tight ass wranglers and a cowboy hat. I laughed my ass off at that moron!

    I have been to Dall...Assss... Tex...Asss about 15 times, and everytime I get there I wish I was on my way back to Colorado. Or as my buddies and I say Dirty ass Dallas!

    Colorado.. yea it sucks trust me,,,, please dont come here, stay in Tex..Asss.


    LOL, I'm just messing with you BTW.. all in good fun!
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