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    I am ashamed that I just farted...and it smells REALLY bad...damm protein...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    I am ashamed that I just farted...and it smells REALLY bad...damm protein...
    thats uhh attractive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diesel
    gf's best friend caught me whacking the monkey.......gf's best friend helped me finish.....gf found out.......I was single again......
    LMAO! That is awesome...that is like a dream. Why is it that every girlfriend you have always has a hotter friend.

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    Forget Cameron Diaz, Paris is the hot new thing for this year!!!!

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    IN 5-10 yrs when shes really famous well be like isnt that the girl from AR that used to ...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    I have an 11 inch penis. Its a burden
    Don't let it be a burden, just put it back in the drawer where your wife left it. Sheesh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by co2boi

    Oh yeah, my mom caught me masturbating in my bedroom, my dad caught me masturbating in the shower, and my ex caught me masturbating all over the place. Why do people keep following me around waiting for me to masturbate? Sickos
    This is one of the funniest threads I have ever read!!!

    I farted in a gym full of people while doing heavy barbell curls trying to impress a group of girls, everybody looked at me, and I started laughing so hard I farted AgAIN!!!

    I took a huge stinky sh!t after losing my virgnity in my bathroom that is like a footstep away from my bedroom while the girl was still in my bed!!!

    Fell from a fairyboat into the water in the middle of winter!

    And so on , and so on.......

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    Awww I luv you guys!! *kisses*

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    Quote Originally Posted by bor
    This is one of the funniest threads I have ever read!!!
    Thanks man, I have my moments.

    How many guys have been called to the front of the class while sporting wood? Not ashamed of it, but **** it was emabarassing

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    LOL!!! That used to happen to my b/f all the time last year...he would fall asleep then wake up, and BAM!! I ALWAYS tease him about it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diesel
    gf's best friend caught me whacking the monkey.......gf's best friend helped me finish.....gf found out.......I was single again......

    Don't be ashamed....be proud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    LOL!!! That used to happen to my b/f all the time last year...he would fall asleep then wake up, and BAM!! I ALWAYS tease him about it...
    Yeah and somehow teachers always knew just the right time to call you. I think it was a game for them. Preverts.

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