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    I'm glad I'm a man...

    this may have been posted before... dont know who wrote it

    Man, I'm Glad I'm a Man, Man


    Everyday I give thanks to God
    I was born a man instead of a broad
    When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV
    I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee
    I go to a barber, not a beauty salon
    Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on
    Don't wax my pubes so I can wear shorts
    I use my turn signal, I understand sports


    Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
    Tell you the reason I am
    I don't go through a faze every 28 days
    Man, I'm glad I'm a man


    Don't take a lot of friends when I go the the john
    I don't throw a fit when I break a nail
    I don't buy a lot of shoes just because they're on sale
    I don't apply makeup in my rear-view mirror
    I don't think of Bambi when I'm out hunting deer
    I drink beer from a bottle, not from a glass
    I don't ask my friends about the size of my ass


    Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
    Tell you the reason I am
    I don't face the pain of water-weight gain
    Man, I'm glad I'm a man


    Let me tell you ladies
    Listen to me ladies
    I love those things inside of your blouse
    I love your pretty faces
    Your warm and soft embraces
    But if I had my own two boobs, I'd never leave the house
    I don't spend two hours getting ready for a date
    I don't play with dolls unless they inflate
    When someone asks me my age, I never lie
    After sex in bed, my spot's always dry
    I don't read about orgasms in Vogue magazines
    I don't mind if my dates try to get in my jeans
    I don't spend a fortune on French lingerie
    This is the same underwear I wore yesterday


    Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
    Tell you the reason I am
    I don't take a pill, I don't use Massengill
    Man, I'm glad I'm a man


    Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
    Tell you the reason I am
    I find Michael Bolton completely revoltin'
    Man, I'm glad I'm a man.



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    Sadly, I still do like 80% of those things. I'm still manly though.

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    I dont know how you ladies do it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    this may have been posted before... dont know who wrote it


    Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
    Tell you the reason I am
    I don't face the pain of water-weight gain
    Man, I'm glad I'm a man


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    i face that pain whem im on cycle!

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    Haha awsome! Man!

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    haha great post

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    Quote Originally Posted by w_rballs
    i face that pain whem im on cycle!
    lol yeah i knew that one wouldnt go over too well with us.

    my favorites

    I don't spend two hours getting ready for a date
    I don't play with dolls unless they inflate
    When someone asks me my age, I never lie
    After sex in bed, my spot's always dry

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