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02-18-2005, 12:54 PM #1
For adoption
One slightly abused heart.....just looking for someone that won't use it as a doormat.
Please send your resume, 5 good solid references and 1 full length, scantly clad photo to my PM's.1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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02-18-2005, 12:55 PM #2AR Hall of Fame
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I don't even have a doormat.
Good idea!
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02-18-2005, 12:56 PM #3
Thanks Swole.....can always count on you to bring some sensitivity to the situation.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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02-18-2005, 12:57 PM #4AR Hall of Fame
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That's me, Mr. Sensitive!
I was actually just tryin' to make ya laugh!
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02-18-2005, 12:58 PM #5
Can I play golf with is ???? :P
awww barbi... whats the matter
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02-18-2005, 12:58 PM #6
Sup woman? Man troubles?
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02-18-2005, 01:00 PM #7
wuts wrong CB?
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02-18-2005, 01:02 PM #8Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
and you dont think this post is gonna open the door for ppl to harass you?
hell i sent ya 15 pm already!!!
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02-18-2005, 01:03 PM #9
No man troubles no more. Everyone who predicted that long distance thing would not work can officially chime in with "I told you so".
I'm not gonna man bash....but guys....the one thing you can do to make a woman happy is ..... do what you say you are gonna do. When you say you will call fuking call. Well there are a few more things....but I'll stop there.
**** happens! Time to train.1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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02-18-2005, 01:03 PM #10AR Hall of Fame
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I know, I hate long distance relationships myself.
Strictly because there's no sex.
Sounds superficial, but hey, we all have our desires!
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02-18-2005, 01:04 PM #11
Depends....did you send me 15 different sexy pics of you?
Rather get that than the requests for sources I've been getting lately!!!! **** NOOBs!
Originally Posted by DevilsDeity1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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02-18-2005, 01:05 PM #12Female Member
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Hey CB I'll be your lover...I know how to treat a woman right...just look at me!! haha jj!! But I do hope you feel better!!
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02-18-2005, 01:06 PM #13AR Hall of Fame
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Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
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02-18-2005, 01:06 PM #14Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
if i was sexy i would but im not what i can do for you is , i can can be the next big dissapointment in your life
im good at that
(i crack myself up )
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02-18-2005, 01:07 PM #15
Is your daughter included in the deal?
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02-18-2005, 01:07 PM #16
The long distance thing was ok....except for the fact that he gets so wrapped up in HIS **** that he won't make time to pick up a phone and call me when he says he will. That's what started all the trouble. I can fly down there for free every weekend if I want to....and I've been doing that a lot...saves him the expense of the flight to me.
The key is that both parties have to be willing to put some priority on certain things...and if not...it won't work. I will not be second to anyone but blood...period. Maybe that's wrong of me....but if I can put you first with all the **** going on in my life.....you ought to return the fuking favor or meet me half way.
Sorry.......venting.
Originally Posted by SwoleCat1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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02-18-2005, 01:07 PM #17AR Hall of Fame
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Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
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02-18-2005, 01:08 PM #18Originally Posted by PaRiS20051. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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02-18-2005, 01:08 PM #19
I have 15 pics of my in a leather thong and also naked on a bear skin.
Your call CB
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02-18-2005, 01:09 PM #20Originally Posted by MESSY_UK1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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02-18-2005, 01:09 PM #21Originally Posted by palme1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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02-18-2005, 01:10 PM #22AR Hall of Fame
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Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
Already did!!!
LMFAO @ "THE GUN",
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02-18-2005, 01:10 PM #23Originally Posted by SwoleCat
hhahahahaha straight and to the point!!! gotta love it
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02-18-2005, 01:10 PM #24Female Member
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Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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02-18-2005, 01:11 PM #25
Sexy is a state of mind.....you can do it.
Nope no more disappointments. Done....6 months .. no men. Just gonna train, eat, sleep and work.
Originally Posted by DevilsDeity1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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02-18-2005, 01:11 PM #26Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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02-18-2005, 01:12 PM #27Originally Posted by MESSY_UK1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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02-18-2005, 01:12 PM #28
You are really a nice person... you will bounce back and probably break a few hearts yourself. He was just one fish in the sea of life.
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02-18-2005, 01:12 PM #29Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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02-18-2005, 01:13 PM #30Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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02-18-2005, 01:14 PM #31Female Member
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Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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02-18-2005, 01:14 PM #32Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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02-18-2005, 01:15 PM #33AR Hall of Fame
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Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
For earthquake reasons of course, jeez!!!!! Mind outta the gutter okay!!!
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02-18-2005, 01:20 PM #34Female Member
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Yes, earthquakes. Because those happen ALL the time... and its NEVER good to be without batteries...when there's an...earthquake....
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I'd love to continue, but alas, the gym is calling my name.
Doesn't sound as good as a female calling it out, but it's just the same........
Peace!
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02-18-2005, 01:22 PM #36Female Member
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Dirty, dirty!! PS swole is that you in your avatar?
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02-18-2005, 01:26 PM #37Anabolic Member
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Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
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02-18-2005, 01:44 PM #39Female Member
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cool...SC you look kinda like a taliban mexican...
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02-18-2005, 01:51 PM #40Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
Ahhhhhhhhh Burn!
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