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    For adoption

    One slightly abused heart.....just looking for someone that won't use it as a doormat.

    Please send your resume, 5 good solid references and 1 full length, scantly clad photo to my PM's.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    I don't even have a doormat.

    Good idea!

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    Thanks Swole.....can always count on you to bring some sensitivity to the situation.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    That's me, Mr. Sensitive!

    I was actually just tryin' to make ya laugh!

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    Can I play golf with is ???? :P
    awww barbi... whats the matter

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    Sup woman? Man troubles?

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    wuts wrong CB?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    One slightly abused heart.....just looking for someone that won't use it as a doormat.

    Please send your resume, 5 good solid references and 1 full length, scantly clad photo to my PM's.

    and you dont think this post is gonna open the door for ppl to harass you?

    hell i sent ya 15 pm already!!!

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    No man troubles no more. Everyone who predicted that long distance thing would not work can officially chime in with "I told you so".

    I'm not gonna man bash....but guys....the one thing you can do to make a woman happy is ..... do what you say you are gonna do. When you say you will call fuking call. Well there are a few more things....but I'll stop there.

    **** happens! Time to train.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    I know, I hate long distance relationships myself.

    Strictly because there's no sex.

    Sounds superficial, but hey, we all have our desires!

    ~SC~

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    Depends....did you send me 15 different sexy pics of you?

    Rather get that than the requests for sources I've been getting lately!!!! **** NOOBs!

    Quote Originally Posted by DevilsDeity
    and you dont think this post is gonna open the door for ppl to harass you?

    hell i sent ya 15 pm already!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Hey CB I'll be your lover...I know how to treat a woman right...just look at me!! haha jj!! But I do hope you feel better!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Hey CB I'll be your lover...I know how to treat a woman right...just look at me!! haha jj!! But I do hope you feel better!!
    How much to watch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Depends....did you send me 15 different sexy pics of you?

    Rather get that than the requests for sources I've been getting lately!!!! **** NOOBs!

    if i was sexy i would but im not what i can do for you is , i can can be the next big dissapointment in your life

    im good at that

    (i crack myself up )

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    Is your daughter included in the deal?

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    The long distance thing was ok....except for the fact that he gets so wrapped up in HIS **** that he won't make time to pick up a phone and call me when he says he will. That's what started all the trouble. I can fly down there for free every weekend if I want to....and I've been doing that a lot...saves him the expense of the flight to me.

    The key is that both parties have to be willing to put some priority on certain things...and if not...it won't work. I will not be second to anyone but blood...period. Maybe that's wrong of me....but if I can put you first with all the **** going on in my life.....you ought to return the fuking favor or meet me half way.

    Sorry.......venting.

    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I know, I hate long distance relationships myself.

    Strictly because there's no sex.

    Sounds superficial, but hey, we all have our desires!

    ~SC~
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    Is your daughter included in the deal?




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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Hey CB I'll be your lover...I know how to treat a woman right...just look at me!! haha jj!! But I do hope you feel better!!
    LOL oh boy the men are gonna get all excited on this one!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    I have 15 pics of my in a leather thong and also naked on a bear skin.

    Your call CB

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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    Is your daughter included in the deal?
    You know I have a gun right?????
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    I have 15 pics of my in a leather thong and also naked on a bear skin.

    Your call CB
    I'll pass on the thong...send the other ones.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    LOL oh boy the men are gonna get all excited on this one!!!

    Already did!!!

    LMFAO @ "THE GUN",

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I know, I hate long distance relationships myself.

    Strictly because there's no sex.

    Sounds superficial, but hey, we all have our desires!

    ~SC~

    hhahahahaha straight and to the point!!! gotta love it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    LOL oh boy the men are gonna get all excited on this one!!!
    Yeah I realized that right after I posted it...haha, oh well let them. If they like that kind of entertainment....

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    Sexy is a state of mind.....you can do it.

    Nope no more disappointments. Done....6 months .. no men. Just gonna train, eat, sleep and work.



    Quote Originally Posted by DevilsDeity
    if i was sexy i would but im not what i can do for you is , i can can be the next big dissapointment in your life

    im good at that

    (i crack myself up )
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    You know I have a gun right?????
    Im sure i can handle you CB. On another note, so its over?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    Im sure i can handle you CB. On another note, so its over?
    Yep fineto! so you wanna say it? Go ahead...I won't shoot!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    You are really a nice person... you will bounce back and probably break a few hearts yourself. He was just one fish in the sea of life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I know, I hate long distance relationships myself.

    Strictly because there's no sex.

    Sounds superficial, but hey, we all have our desires!

    ~SC~
    some people say its superficial to say that but thats a huge part of a relationship! if ur not gettin wut u want then wuts the point in being there.

    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    How much to watch?

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    LOL...i'll drop a g for that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Yep fineto! so you wanna say it? Go ahead...I won't shoot!
    Think i already said enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Sexy is a state of mind.....you can do it.

    Nope no more disappointments. Done....6 months .. no men. Just gonna train, eat, sleep and work.
    Sounds like a good idea. Think about you right now and what CB wants. Sounds superficial, but if you focus on yourself and your goals, things start falling into place. Then, maybe, someone amazing will show up. You'll be fine CB, any guy is lucky to have you. ALWAYS remember that!! And if doesn't see that, then he isn't worth your time in the first place!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Sexy is a state of mind.....you can do it.

    Nope no more disappointments. Done....6 months .. no men. Just gonna train, eat, sleep and work.
    come on.....u do remember i'm only an hr away!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Sounds like a good idea. Think about you right now and what CB wants. Sounds superficial, but if you focus on yourself and your goals, things start falling into place. Then, maybe, someone amazing will show up. You'll be fine CB, any guy is lucky to have you. ALWAYS remember that!! And if doesn't see that, then he isn't worth your time in the first place!
    In addition, have LOTS of batteries charged and on hand!


















    For earthquake reasons of course, jeez!!!!! Mind outta the gutter okay!!!



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    Yes, earthquakes. Because those happen ALL the time... and its NEVER good to be without batteries...when there's an...earthquake....

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    I'd love to continue, but alas, the gym is calling my name.

    Doesn't sound as good as a female calling it out, but it's just the same........



    Peace!

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    Dirty, dirty!! PS swole is that you in your avatar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    How much to watch?

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    *drools* Yeah really how much?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Dirty, dirty!! PS swole is that you in your avatar?
    Yup!

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    cool...SC you look kinda like a taliban mexican...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    cool...SC you look kinda like a taliban mexican...

    Ahhhhhhhhh Burn!

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