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  1. 08-05-2004, 07:25 PM #1
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    Talking want to brag about something? heres a thread for you!!!

    this thread could be funny...


    i can cover the face of a girl by stretching my nut sac on it

    i can go through a 454g pack of pasta in less than 20 min

    ive once took 1.4g of caffeine accidently and survived (lol!)

    its only wat came to my head right now. please brag yourself about real thing!!! lol at all the gf faker
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  2. 08-05-2004, 07:31 PM #2
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    ur sack is that elastic???????!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TRLS63


    i can cover the face of a girl by stretching my nut sac on it
    thats the funniest thing Ive ever heard
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  4. 08-05-2004, 07:39 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce willis
    ur sack is that elastic???????!!
    lol yes i think i played with it too much when i was young!! i posted a pic couple of weeks ago in the lounge about that....
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  5. 08-05-2004, 07:41 PM #5
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    I can pee over a volkswagon!!!!

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  6. 08-05-2004, 07:43 PM #6
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    I can down 4 shots of Jose without even getting a buzz.

    I "did it" 5 times in 3.5 hours the other day.

    I make double the tips of other servers in my restaurant by using a very viable Australian accent.

    I successfully dated/went out with 2 girls at the same time.
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    i pay $125 dollars for a 2 bedroom apartment!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TRLS63
    lol yes i think i played with it too much when i was young!! i posted a pic couple of weeks ago in the lounge about that....
    What's the link? I've got to see that.
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  9. 08-05-2004, 07:46 PM #9
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    I have slept with three different women in an 8 hour span and none of them knew.....
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  10. 08-05-2004, 07:56 PM #10
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    I can suck my own penis
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  11. 08-05-2004, 08:18 PM #11
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  12. 08-05-2004, 08:30 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by PurePower
    I can suck my own penis

    true dat yo????
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    when i eat a dozen beans or so, i can perform cunniligus for 8-10 hours and love every minute of it...

    i survived being married to the biggest c_ntywhore.

    i have the most precious beautiful daughter in the world.
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  14. 08-05-2004, 08:34 PM #14
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    I was living with a girl when I got out of jail and when she was at work I would bone her sister.

    I was in a car that flipped over 6 times with no seat belt and all the only injury I had was a cut on my head that required 23 stitches.

    Some Spanish guy tried to rob me at gun point in NJ and I told him he can go fuk his ***** mother and slapped the gun and it went off and hit me in my leg and he ran
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  15. 08-05-2004, 08:34 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by PurePower
    I can suck my own penis
    i can touch my own penis
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    Quote Originally Posted by PurePower
    I can suck my own penis
    you must be a hit at parties...lol
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  17. 08-05-2004, 08:59 PM #17
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    whats it called when u could suck ur own penis "the hedgehog"?
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  18. 08-05-2004, 09:02 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce willis
    whats it called when u could suck ur own penis "the hedgehog"?
    Utopia
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  19. 08-05-2004, 09:08 PM #19
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    I can eat more than anyone ive ever met. EVER.

    I can drink 50 beers without pukin and drink a liter of everclear in under and hour and still talk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PurePower
    I can suck my own penis
    bragging rights go to PUREPOWER!!
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  21. 08-05-2004, 09:12 PM #21
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  22. 08-05-2004, 09:22 PM #22
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    I can outdrink bdtr
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    Quote Originally Posted by PurePower
    I can suck my own penis
    If I could do that I dont think I would leave the house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mark956101957
    I have slept with three different women in an 8 hour span and none of them knew.....

    hahaha I have too I lived with my girlfreind that had a kid and she had an 18 year old baby sitter to come during the day and watch the kid. It was my girlfreinds girlfreind. Well I got a blow job from my girlfreind before she went to work then had sex with the baby sitter then met up with the neighbor girl that always flirted with me and me and her went rode tripping (drinking)for a couple hours and came back screwed her. And had my clothes thrown all over the yard by the next morning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PurePower
    I can suck my own penis
    LMFAOOOO
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  27. 08-05-2004, 10:39 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    I can eat more than anyone ive ever met. EVER.
    Yeah I found a pic of bdtr at a hot dog eating contest.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails want to brag about something? heres a thread for you!!!-a_hotdog_i.jpg  
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  28. 08-05-2004, 11:56 PM #28
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    Took turns boning 2 chicks in the same apartment in different rooms that were next to eachother. They had no idea what i was doing. i would tax one and make an excuse to leave for a bit and tax the other. i was young and thought it was cool...actually 5 years down the road i still think it was cool. memories...my present girlfriend did not laugh at that story.
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  29. 08-06-2004, 12:23 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    I can eat more than anyone ive ever met. EVER.

    I can drink 50 beers without pukin and drink a liter of everclear in under and hour and still talk.
    impossible.
    unless you are drinking 50 odouls hahahahah.
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  30. 08-06-2004, 12:26 AM #30
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    I have a small penis
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  31. 08-06-2004, 12:30 AM #31
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    your from canada they all have small penises there
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    i will say though they have huge balls
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  33. 08-06-2004, 01:01 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by cavemanspearchucker
    i will say though they have huge balls
    are you like the dick doctor or something? how do african americans compare to candians?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PurePower
    I can suck my own penis
    LMFAO!!
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  35. 08-06-2004, 01:50 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by cavemanspearchucker
    your from canada they all have small penises there

    So! It's big enough to please the only person that matters.....me!
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  36. 08-06-2004, 02:24 AM #36
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    great thread nothing to brag about im modest
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  37. 08-06-2004, 03:24 AM #37
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    i am have represented my country on an international arena in sport
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justoid
    i am have represented my country on an international arena in sport

    .....I hope it wasn't in the sentence composition event......
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  39. 08-06-2004, 06:36 AM #39
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    I have really nice feet...

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  40. 08-06-2004, 06:36 AM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by PurePower
    I can suck my own penis

    If your penis ever gets tired of it let me know. You can use mine. J\J
    Sorry could not resist.

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