I think I am out of the club scene!
Yes tonight I realize that the club scene is not for me anymore, either as a bouncer or a customer, maybe as mobster tho :D
Seriously I cannot stand all these wannabes, I went to two clubs tonight and my God it is ugly! I mean first wannabes that think they are all that! Seriously guys do us a favor and shot yourself would you! First club I went tonight I am going to the door, so Im trying to get out, so of course when you 330lbs you are taking space, so I pushed a dude with my chest, he turned around with an arrogant face and his face was straight with my chest and he was speechless(usual anyway), suddenly right after some dude, took me by the shoulders (DONT TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!!) so the drunk dude says "**** man **** you impressive man **** wow dude wow **** big wow" then his other friend told me something but since I have not a very sociable face (like the captain that passed my army interview told me : you have a son of a bitch face, I like that!)
he, well didnt say much!
Second club, God help me, little ****ing wannabe all thinking their civic with a muffler and some chips than they are driving a ferrari, MAN, im gonna put some ****ing pretzels on my dash then! Sheez
So, I turned around and I see these tiny skinny ****ers that all took their shirts off, for god's sake I yelled "put them back before I puke!!!!!! and ask your mom to pay you a weirder barbell set!"
Yes I seriously realized that I am now way too young!
Now I want to do a meeting of 20-25 dudes from the boards, the prerequists are easy :
- 5'10" and more
- 280lbs and more
- 15% bf and less
- 401lbs bench press minimum
- attitude
- know how to kick some ass!
im seriously thinking about hijacking a place like this and throw some ****ers all over the place.
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