When random people ask me what I bench I like to tell them I don't work out. Or sometimes I just make up some random number. Like 250, or 300, or 600. No matter what I say, they're always like "Wow." And then they'll say they know this guy who benches more than me. Or they'll tell me how much they used to bench, before they got injured.
I don't know, maybe I'm just an asshole.