Best pick up line

**needmorestrength** · 02-20-2005, 08:26 AM

Hahaha Ok I walking around the bar last night talking to hotties.. I just came up with the idea to ask this "have you seen Napolean Dynomite" hahaha omg it was the best conversation starter ever, ended up with 6 numbers, and had some interesting convo's

**Duck of Death** · 02-20-2005, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

Hahaha Ok I walking around the bar last night talking to hotties.. I just came up with the idea to ask this "have you seen Napolean Dynomite" hahaha omg it was the best conversation starter ever, ended up with 6 numbers, and had some interesting convo's

.....I dunno, I always had the best luck with, "Hi, my names ______, I came over to talk to you because you look interesting to me."

Surprising what a little sincerity can do, and it weeds out the idiots...

**GQplaya** · 02-20-2005, 09:45 AM

What usually works 4 me is i jus go up to chic and say "lets get out of here and bang" work every time

**Red Ketchup** · 02-20-2005, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by GQplaya

What usually works 4 me is i jus go up to chic and say "lets get out of here and bang" work every time

Is that after you offer her a ruffie-colada?

Your name wouldn't be Quagmire woud it?

Red

**GREENMACHINE** · 02-20-2005, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

Is that after you offer her a ruffie-colada?

Your name wouldn't be Quagmire woud it?

Red

The new serie on over there yet. Can't wait for it here.
Back on topic.

I think chat up lines are corny.

I burst out laughin the other night at the line I heard a guy using on a bird he wouldn't have a chance with anyway.

It went like this. 'scuse me u seen a computer store, cos I lost my floppy.
She punhed him square in the jaw and the guy started crying, it was hilarios.

**Bryan2** · 02-20-2005, 03:43 PM

giggedy giggedy giggedy

***asymmetrical1*** · 02-20-2005, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by GQplaya

What usually works 4 me is i jus go up to chic and say "lets get out of here and bang" work every time

that will get you bitch slapped 9/10 times, but 1 out of 10 will take you up on it

**rixyroids** · 02-20-2005, 04:40 PM

i dont need a chat up line, seems by just saying hi and introducing myself the girls love it.....

most likely because im living in england and my northern ireland accent is the worlds sexiest accent by a mile!!!

irish bulldog will back me up on that one!

**Testsubject** · 02-20-2005, 08:50 PM

Originally Posted by asymmetrical1

that will get you bitch slapped 9/10 times, but 1 out of 10 will take you up on it

Yeah, and the one that takes you up on it you wish never did.

**johnsomebody** · 02-23-2005, 12:23 PM

My fave is "You don't sweat much for a fat girl."

**GQplaya** · 02-23-2005, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by johnsomebody

My fave is "You don't sweat much for a fat girl."

**SplinterCell** · 02-23-2005, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by asymmetrical1

that will get you bitch slapped 9/10 times, but 1 out of 10 will take you up on it

Being the gambling man that I am I would love to play those odd's

**Psychotron** · 02-23-2005, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by johnsomebody

My fave is "You don't sweat much for a fat girl."

For a fat chick you got small tits.

**Jantzen4k** · 02-23-2005, 11:00 PM

Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

Is that after you offer her a ruffie-colada?

Your name wouldn't be Quagmire woud it?

Red

HAHAHHAHAHAHA.

brilliant

**Jantzen4k** · 02-23-2005, 11:05 PM

GQplaya, do you look like this?

**BARLOW** · 02-23-2005, 11:15 PM

haha

**Monkeytown** · 02-24-2005, 08:36 AM

Originally Posted by Jantzen4k

GQplaya, do you look like this?

I friggin' love Quagmire!!!!!!!!!!!

**FRANK WHITE** · 02-24-2005, 09:11 AM

Originally Posted by Psychotron

For a fat chick you got small tits.

**FRANK WHITE** · 02-24-2005, 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by johnsomebody

My fave is "You don't sweat much for a fat girl."

**biglouie250** · 02-24-2005, 09:23 AM

"nice shoes wanna fvck?" or just run up and say "skeet skeet skeet!!" they love that

**needmorestrength** · 02-24-2005, 09:30 AM

Originally Posted by Jantzen4k

GQplaya, do you look like this?

hahahaha lmao oh no haha

**max2extreme** · 02-24-2005, 09:33 AM

We did this at the beach a lot...

Friend walks to girl layin out and says: Excuse me. See that guy over there (points to me, waves, and I wave back)

Girl: um, yea...(looking annoyed, waiting for the "he wanted me to ask you...")

but instead, friend says: Well, he wanted me to come ask you if you thought I was cute.

Girl: at first like whatever, then catches on and confused says: what?

Friend: yea, he wanted to know if you thought I was cute, i mean he wants to know, not me.

Usually the girls started giggling a little and ALWAYS worked, good ice breaker, and not the typical line, though it makes you think it is.

**Elysium** · 02-24-2005, 09:39 AM

"Hey"

Seems to work perfect

**HeavyHitter** · 02-24-2005, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by max2extreme

We did this at the beach a lot...

Friend walks to girl layin out and says: Excuse me. See that guy over there (points to me, waves, and I wave back)

Girl: um, yea...(looking annoyed, waiting for the "he wanted me to ask you...")

but instead, friend says: Well, he wanted me to come ask you if you thought I was cute.

Girl: at first like whatever, then catches on and confused says: what?

Friend: yea, he wanted to know if you thought I was cute, i mean he wants to know, not me.

Usually the girls started giggling a little and ALWAYS worked, good ice breaker, and not the typical line, though it makes you think it is.

thats actually pretty intersting.... will be stored in my repitoir....

I always go with the ol.... "How you doin" Joey Tribianni.... my hero!!! hahaha

**needmorestrength** · 02-24-2005, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by MESSY_UK

"Hey"

Seems to work perfect

Yea but messy were going after females not horses and men

**taiboxa** · 02-24-2005, 12:24 PM

So.. being a Slow Fat Kid .. what pickup line should i use?

**HeavyHitter** · 02-24-2005, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

So.. being a Slow Fat Kid .. what pickup line should i use?

Go with Hellboy's line.... "i can guarantee you this.... i'll always be this good-lookin" hahaha then do a ton of steroids !!!

**taiboxa** · 02-24-2005, 01:01 PM

so i get better looking.. i see .. thats brilliant

**needmorestrength** · 02-24-2005, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

Go with Hellboy's line.... "i can guarantee you this.... i'll always be this good-lookin" hahaha then do a ton of steroids !!!

lmao good idea

**PaRiS2005** · 02-24-2005, 01:19 PM

I know that would get me talkin Needmore...I love that damm movie

**HeavyHitter** · 02-24-2005, 03:06 PM

Originally Posted by PaRiS2005

I know that would get me talkin Needmore...I love that damm movie

Hey Paris...

How YOU doin....

**imann** · 02-24-2005, 03:10 PM

fvck getting the #...take the sl*t home and show her what that hole between her legs is for....seriously i rarely take #'s unless they are exceptionaly hot and are not talking about a one nighter. the wierdiest sh*t works, but being jacked is always a plus...peace bros

**Rob** · 02-24-2005, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by imann

fvck getting the #...take the sl*t home and show her what that hole between her legs is for....seriously i rarely take #'s unless they are exceptionaly hot and are not talking about a one nighter. the wierdiest sh*t works, but being jacked is always a plus...peace bros

**solid-d** · 02-24-2005, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

Is that after you offer her a ruffie-colada?

Your name wouldn't be Quagmire woud it?

Red

What WHat?? someone want me???

***Cycleon*** · 02-24-2005, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by imann

fvck getting the #...take the sl*t home and show her what that hole between her legs is for....seriously i rarely take #'s unless they are exceptionaly hot and are not talking about a one nighter. the wierdiest sh*t works, but being jacked is always a plus...peace bros

I can only imagine where we get all these super studs - how lucky we are

I am just waiting for "this is how I got all the biatches on the beech with my slammin bod" thread from this one - oh PLEASE dont dissapoint, that one was so funny till the guy ran away

**needmorestrength** · 02-24-2005, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by CYCLEON

I can only imagine where we get all these super studs - how lucky we are

I am just waiting for "this is how I got all the biatches on the beech with my slammin bod" thread from this one - oh PLEASE dont dissapoint, that one was so funny till the guy ran away

LMAO surley you know everyones huge online right? and picks up the HOTTEST girls!!!

**needmorestrength** · 02-24-2005, 05:03 PM

Originally Posted by PaRiS2005

I know that would get me talkin Needmore...I love that damm movie

Hahah its so tru, its such a great conversation piece

**needmorestrength** · 02-24-2005, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

Hey Paris...

How YOU doin....

Back off haha jj

**Lobsterman** · 02-24-2005, 05:09 PM

You got skim milk in those tits ? Just fookin around LOL

**seanw** · 02-24-2005, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by rixyroids

i dont need a chat up line, seems by just saying hi and introducing myself the girls love it.....

most likely because im living in england and my northern ireland accent is the worlds sexiest accent by a mile!!!

irish bulldog will back me up on that one!

Yeah, to a Lepricorn maybe !