Woman in Anchorage, AK

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02-21-2005, 12:57 AM
Commando_Barbi

Woman in Anchorage, AK

got in a quarral with her husband. Later in the midst of "make up sex" she convinced him to let her tie him up.....she then went to the kitchen, got a knife, cut off his penis and flushed it down the toilet!

In addition to being charged with assualt.....she's being charged with evidence tampering for flushing the penis.

They pulled the toilet and got his member out of the pipes and apparently they were able to reattach it.

LOL.

Now that's a man with a crazy wife!!! Should make you appreciate what you have!
02-21-2005, 01:01 AM
BigMike J

Quote:

Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi

got in a quarral with her husband. Later in the midst of "make up sex" she convinced him to let her tie him up.....she then went to the kitchen, got a knife, cut off his penis and flushed it down the toilet!

In addition to being charged with assualt.....she's being charged with evidence tampering for flushing the penis.

They pulled the toilet and got his member out of the pipes and apparently they were able to reattach it.

LOL.

Now that's a man with a crazy wife!!! Should make you appreciate what you have!

You mean she did not get charged with a misdoweener. haha.. ===knee slap===
02-21-2005, 01:07 AM
Commando_Barbi

LOL I see someone else get's silly late at nite :)
02-21-2005, 01:20 AM
BigMike J

lol@ evidence tampering.. that's some priceless shiet.
02-21-2005, 01:38 AM
CutieFace

**** that's screwed up

Cutie
02-21-2005, 01:45 AM
Commando_Barbi

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMike J

lol@ evidence tampering.. that's some priceless shiet.

LOL Amazing the charges they throw on sometimes!
02-21-2005, 01:55 AM
Blown_SC

I don't in any way approve of violence against women, but, I would kill her :)....
02-21-2005, 02:00 AM
Commando_Barbi

Ya that's a bit extreme. I can't imagine doing that to any man and Ive been pretty mad at a couple.
02-21-2005, 02:01 AM
Commando_Barbi

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Originally Posted by Blown_SC

I don't in any way approve of violence against women, but, I would kill her :)....

Congrats on breaking 5000 Blown
02-21-2005, 02:12 AM
redmeat

She will never get laid again.
02-21-2005, 03:49 AM
BDTR

That's why no one will ever be allowed to tie me up.
02-21-2005, 04:01 AM
IntensityX

I see she bought Lorena Bobbit's Guide To Castration book :D
02-21-2005, 04:04 AM
Juggernaut

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Originally Posted by bdtr

That's why no one will ever be allowed to tie me up.

Here Here.
02-21-2005, 04:07 AM
BDTR

My girlfriend asked me one time and she got a swift "hell no". I dont trust anyone in the world enough to willfully submit myself to being restrained. What if she was secretly schizophrenic and decided that my penis was a 20 foot woman eating dragon (well it is, but thats not the point) and she decided to slay the beast. Then i'd be in for some problems.

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Originally Posted by Juggernaut

Here Here.
02-21-2005, 04:35 AM
IntensityX

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdtr

What if she was secretly schizophrenic and decided that my penis was a 20 foot woman eating dragon (well it is, but thats not the point)

Oh come on BDTR it's a 2 inch woodpecker quit exaggerating :rolleyes: :D
02-21-2005, 05:17 AM
Elysium

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Originally Posted by bdtr

That's why no one will ever be allowed to tie me up.

Lol there isnt rope big enough is there?
02-21-2005, 08:44 AM
OGPackin

Whats the ol'saying...Hell has no fury like a woman scorn....ouch!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7006231/

OG
02-21-2005, 08:49 AM
carbs-rule

Alaska is kind of a messed up state. It has the lowest proportion of women in all of the U.S., and also has the highest rape rates. I'm surprised she didn't get charged with mayhem.
02-21-2005, 08:50 AM
FCECC2

i would **** tha bitch with a knife if she ever did something like that!!
02-21-2005, 09:23 AM
BigMike J

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Originally Posted by TRLS63

i would **** tha bitch with a knife if she ever did something like that!!

It's one thing to cut the sucker off, but tossin it in the shi tter is just wrong.
02-21-2005, 09:43 AM
needmorestrength

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMike J

It's one thing to cut the sucker off, but tossin it in the shi tter is just wrong.

lmao sounds like my type of girl :?:
02-21-2005, 10:01 AM
Juggernaut

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdtr

My girlfriend asked me one time and she got a swift "hell no". I dont trust anyone in the world enough to willfully submit myself to being restrained. What if she was secretly schizophrenic and decided that my penis was a 20 foot woman eating dragon (well it is, but thats not the point) and she decided to slay the beast. Then i'd be in for some problems.

I'm with you on that note bro.....I don't trust anyone that much. Not to mention if mine was ever cut off the doctors would question the need to sew it back on.....more than not they would suggest adding something larger. hahahaha
02-21-2005, 11:33 AM
Commando_Barbi

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Originally Posted by Juggernaut

Here Here.

Thats not what you were saying when you were begging to get in my handcuffs!!!
02-21-2005, 11:37 AM
Commando_Barbi

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMike J

It's one thing to cut the sucker off, but tossin it in the shi tter is just wrong.

What was she supposed to do with it.........display it on a shelf?
02-21-2005, 11:48 AM
groverman1

Guess thats what 24 hours of darkness can do to the pysche.
02-21-2005, 12:55 PM
Commando_Barbi

LOL ya ....... poor guy.
02-21-2005, 12:56 PM
3Vandoo

note to self:

Never be tied up in make up sex!
02-21-2005, 12:58 PM
Commando_Barbi

How about handcuffs ;)
02-21-2005, 01:24 PM
D-END

OMFG.....I would have killed her.
02-21-2005, 01:37 PM
BigMike J

Quote:

Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi

What was she supposed to do with it.........display it on a shelf?

... now i guess we know what you would have done. :frown:
02-21-2005, 01:41 PM
Juggernaut

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Originally Posted by D-END

OMFG.....I would have killed her.

Is that before or after you pass out from the loss of blood? hahaha
02-21-2005, 01:42 PM
Juggernaut

Quote:

Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi

Thats not what you were saying when you were begging to get in my handcuffs!!!

Key!!! I'll have a key...cuffs are ok as long as I have that key. :)
02-21-2005, 01:50 PM
Angelis

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdtr

That's why no one will ever be allowed to tie me up.

Whats the difference bro... u get tied up and some sh*t is about to go down just pull real hard the ropes or the headboard is gonna break... :roflol:
02-21-2005, 02:06 PM
Commando_Barbi

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMike J

... now i guess we know what you would have done. :frown:

For me to know and for you to never find out.....as long as you are a good boy.
02-21-2005, 02:07 PM
decadbal

well after my penis reattachment, id cut her head off and throw it off a bridge...
02-21-2005, 05:46 PM
Commando_Barbi

That's certainly one solution.
02-21-2005, 06:24 PM
Juggernaut

Quote:

Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi

That's certainly one solution.

And that requires lots of cleaning up afterwards.

Deca that idea offically sucks. Choose another and be quick about...I'm holding up the thread until you do.

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