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    What's the fastest way to cut open an armored truck?

    I'm finalizing my latest get rich quick plan and was curious...........would it be faster to cut the doors off the back or push the truck on it's side and cut the top open? Keep in mind I'm trying to minimize burning as much cash as possible. Sure you're thinking why not rob a bank right? Well holding up banks has lost that edge it once had...now it's old hat.

    Hahahahahaha

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    Oh how many time's i've pondered this exact same question lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    Oh how many time's i've pondered this exact same question lol.
    Why was I about to say the same thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    Oh how many time's i've pondered this exact same question lol.

    LOL, i think we all have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    Oh how many time's i've pondered this exact same question lol.
    Hahahah Seriously!! My best bro and I kid around about this all the time. We were kinda pissed off with those jerks that made that movie "Hiest"....we had planned on using a wrecker for our job...not now...bastards.

    I threw out the idea of welding a couple of steele plates on each door then using a house jack spread the doors apart. Either that or Winny...apparantly I can drink that and it might help.

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    Hiest is a f*cking great movie.

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    RPG, on the back door, try to shoot between the opening of the car and the door

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    RPG, on the back door, try to shoot between the opening of the car and the door
    Sounds like I'll lose a lot of cash with that thing rattling around inside after it plows through the door.

    You know I could just use a saws-all and cut the truck in half.

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    I'd start with one of these bad boys!



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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357
    Hiest is a f*cking great movie.
    Of course it is...they stole my idea. This isn't the first time this has happened either. Get Shorty....that was my idea as well as Eight heads in a duffle bag......I think the studio exec's have a guy tailing me.

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    Plasma cut the door hinges. That depends on the type youre looking at, the last wave of them used a quad locking system.

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    I thought about that BOUNCER.....but I don't have a million lying around to rent one....if you can get your hands on one then I'll count you in...we'll split the booty three ways. but that still leaves us on the outside looking for a way in...keep thinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotron
    Plasma cut the door hinges. That depends on the type youre looking at, the last wave of them used a quad locking system.
    Another good idea...if it was ready avaliable...however that thing is huge and those rods are a pain to lug around. Good idea though

    Let's all think low budget....no since in stealling a couple of million if you spend three million getting to it.

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    You can get a plasma cutter at a very reasonable price. So you are going about this the wrong way. you need to figure out how to relocate the truck while immobilizing it. you can then use whatever means you decide upon to open this thing.

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    just wait until one of them opens the door to get out at their stop. the one that gets out is the one with the keys. when he gets out your buddy grabs him, and you jump in to prevent the other guy from driving away.

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    Stay away from the doors, cut a hole through the side or the roof, they will not be as armor protected as the doors....

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    gimme a hand saw and 5 minutes and i'll have the cash....................

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    ask nicely, "please let me in?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dude-Man
    just wait until one of them opens the door to get out at their stop. the one that gets out is the one with the keys. when he gets out your buddy grabs him, and you jump in to prevent the other guy from driving away.
    sounds like you have past experience with this

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    Quote Originally Posted by p0werlift
    gimme a hand saw and 5 minutes and i'll have the cash....................
    youll have a dulled blade and probably some paint chips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swellin
    You can get a plasma cutter at a very reasonable price. So you are going about this the wrong way. you need to figure out how to relocate the truck while immobilizing it. you can then use whatever means you decide upon to open this thing.
    I was thinking of pulling it up onto a semi trailer...not a flat bed but one with sides. I know the gaurds aren't going to drive it up for me so we'll use a wench. Once insaide a little knock out gas and it's off to the races.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotron
    youll have a dulled blade and probably some paint chips.

    might as well use a steak knife...

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    Shaped charges placed at the welds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    Stay away from the doors, cut a hole through the side or the roof, they will not be as armor protected as the doors....
    I'm thinking the roof is the best bet as well. You in?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by groverman1
    Shaped charges placed at the welds.
    I like that idea but I'm too stupid to work with that stuff......pretty sure I'll have to change my name to Lefty afterwards. hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    I'm thinking the roof is the best bet as well. You in?!
    Yeah,

    50/50 split?

    It has to be worth my while, if I was to get around 4 or 5 mil, I would be able to pay the first of the month bills.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    I like that idea but I'm too stupid to work with that stuff......pretty sure I'll have to change my name to Lefty afterwards. hahahaha
    I like honesty, LOL, lefty.

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    Watch the movie Heat, that used shaped charges on the back door and cut a nice hole like butta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    Once insaide a little knock out gas and it's off to the races.

    We could save some money on the "knock out gas", I'll just eat a couple of cans of chili, and drink a 12 pack of miller genuine draft.

    That'll create enough bad gas to kill an entire army....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    Sounds like I'll lose a lot of cash with that thing rattling around inside after it plows through the door.

    You know I could just use a saws-all and cut the truck in half.

    no, nothing gonna be damaged inside except for the knockout dudes inside
    the pressure that will be made by the rocket will break the locks of the door if you hit it properly if not you are scewed with a wrecked door

    or I can sell you stuffs from work that my EOD use

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    Hmmm get a good driver aka me.. Drive it to a pre determined lake or river.. sink it.. get some under water welding equipment and go to town..

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    Quote Originally Posted by groverman1
    I like honesty, LOL, lefty.
    Not only that I like to switch hands now and then....variety is necessary when it comes to sex. hahahaha

    Bigen, I like you're go get em' attitude however we're looking to knock the guards out....not kill them.

    3Van....now that's pertnant information. Pops the doors and knocks out the guards....a towfer! Can I buy those off the street or would I need to broker one from some cat over in the Middle East? I cut you in for a finders fee if we run with this idea......10k sound fair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Hmmm get a good driver aka me.. Drive it to a pre determined lake or river.. sink it.. get some under water welding equipment and go to town..
    Hahaha let me guess....you just got certified in PADI didn't you? I think we'll have to pass on this idea...a lot of wet cash is hard to count....I don't want to have to launder the cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    Hahaha let me guess....you just got certified in PADI didn't you? I think we'll have to pass on this idea...a lot of wet cash is hard to count....I don't want to have to launder the cash.
    Listen its the smartest way to do it.. I am not padi certified.. I will do the driving though .. its the best way to not burn the money.. wet money is better then burt money.. think about it.. its the way to do it.. then we can all go get some waffles with bdtr, MY treat

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    ever see the movie santa claus... get some tinsel bro...lmao

    I think it just might work for ya... and u wont be able to hurt yourself

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    throw a dead baby at it, it will flee for fear of dead baby juice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    throw a dead baby at it, it will flee for fear of dead baby juice
    ummm

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    or the movie SWAT with the Polish penetrater (SP?) just get a armor piercing one though...lol

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    Like Swellin said..... have Plasma Cutter, Will Travel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    throw a dead baby at it, it will flee for fear of dead baby juice
    Alright, who pissed in Deca 's corn flakes this morning? hahahaha

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