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02-21-2005, 12:57 AM #1
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Woman in Anchorage, AK
got in a quarral with her husband. Later in the midst of "make up sex" she convinced him to let her tie him up.....she then went to the kitchen, got a knife, cut off his penis and flushed it down the toilet!
In addition to being charged with assualt.....she's being charged with evidence tampering for flushing the penis.
They pulled the toilet and got his member out of the pipes and apparently they were able to reattach it.
LOL.
Now that's a man with a crazy wife!!! Should make you appreciate what you have!1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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02-21-2005, 01:01 AM #2
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You mean she did not get charged with a misdoweener. haha.. ===knee slap===
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02-21-2005, 01:07 AM #3
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LOL I see someone else get's silly late at nite
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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02-21-2005, 01:20 AM #4
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lol@ evidence tampering.. that's some priceless shiet.
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02-21-2005, 01:38 AM #5CutieFace Guest
**** that's screwed up
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02-21-2005, 01:45 AM #6
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Originally Posted by BigMike J
LOL Amazing the charges they throw on sometimes!1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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02-21-2005, 01:55 AM #7
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I don't in any way approve of violence against women, but, I would kill her
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02-21-2005, 02:00 AM #8
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Ya that's a bit extreme. I can't imagine doing that to any man and Ive been pretty mad at a couple.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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02-21-2005, 02:01 AM #9
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Congrats on breaking 5000 Blown Originally Posted by Blown_SC
I don't in any way approve of violence against women, but, I would kill her....1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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02-21-2005, 02:12 AM #10
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She will never get laid again.
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02-21-2005, 03:49 AM #11
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That's why no one will ever be allowed to tie me up.
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02-21-2005, 04:01 AM #12
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I see she bought Lorena Bobbit's Guide To Castration book
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02-21-2005, 04:04 AM #13
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Here Here. Originally Posted by bdtr
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02-21-2005, 04:07 AM #14
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My girlfriend asked me one time and she got a swift "hell no". I dont trust anyone in the world enough to willfully submit myself to being restrained. What if she was secretly schizophrenic and decided that my penis was a 20 foot woman eating dragon (well it is, but thats not the point) and she decided to slay the beast. Then i'd be in for some problems.
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02-21-2005, 04:35 AM #15
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Oh come on BDTR it's a 2 inch woodpecker quit exaggerating Originally Posted by bdtr
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02-21-2005, 05:17 AM #16
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Lol there isnt rope big enough is there? Originally Posted by bdtr
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02-21-2005, 08:44 AM #17
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Whats the ol'saying...Hell has no fury like a woman scorn....ouch!
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02-21-2005, 08:49 AM #18
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Alaska is kind of a messed up state. It has the lowest proportion of women in all of the U.S., and also has the highest rape rates. I'm surprised she didn't get charged with mayhem.
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02-21-2005, 08:50 AM #19
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i would **** tha bitch with a knife if she ever did something like that!!
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02-21-2005, 09:23 AM #20
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Originally Posted by TRLS63
It's one thing to cut the sucker off, but tossin it in the shi tter is just wrong.
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02-21-2005, 09:43 AM #21
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lmao sounds like my type of girl Originally Posted by BigMike J
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02-21-2005, 10:01 AM #22
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I'm with you on that note bro.....I don't trust anyone that much. Not to mention if mine was ever cut off the doctors would question the need to sew it back on.....more than not they would suggest adding something larger. hahahaha Originally Posted by bdtr
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02-21-2005, 11:33 AM #23
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Thats not what you were saying when you were begging to get in my handcuffs!!! Originally Posted by Juggernaut
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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02-21-2005, 11:37 AM #24
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What was she supposed to do with it.........display it on a shelf? Originally Posted by BigMike J
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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02-21-2005, 11:48 AM #25
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Guess thats what 24 hours of darkness can do to the pysche.
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02-21-2005, 12:55 PM #26
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LOL ya ....... poor guy.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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02-21-2005, 12:56 PM #27
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note to self:
Never be tied up in make up sex!
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02-21-2005, 12:58 PM #28
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How about handcuffs
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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02-21-2005, 01:24 PM #29
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OMFG.....I would have killed her.
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02-21-2005, 01:37 PM #30
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... now i guess we know what you would have done. Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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02-21-2005, 01:41 PM #31
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Is that before or after you pass out from the loss of blood? hahaha Originally Posted by D-END
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02-21-2005, 01:42 PM #32
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Key!!! I'll have a key...cuffs are ok as long as I have that key. Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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Whats the difference bro... u get tied up and some sh*t is about to go down just pull real hard the ropes or the headboard is gonna break... Originally Posted by bdtr
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02-21-2005, 02:06 PM #34
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Originally Posted by BigMike J
... now i guess we know what you would have done.
For me to know and for you to never find out.....as long as you are a good boy.1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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02-21-2005, 02:07 PM #35
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well after my penis reattachment, id cut her head off and throw it off a bridge...
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02-21-2005, 05:46 PM #36
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That's certainly one solution.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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And that requires lots of cleaning up afterwards. Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
Deca that idea offically sucks. Choose another and be quick about...I'm holding up the thread until you do.
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