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    16/year old brother will not shutup about wanting to cycle

    This is getting almost too anoying. Kid saw me do a 10wk/500mg/wk cycle of test like a year ago and swell up and hasn't shut up since. I keep trying to explain to him how it's retarded and downright dangerous for him to do that **** right now. Little fukr got jacked out of first place at the state weight lifting contest last year, and that sucks but I just dont think he gets the reality of the situation. So here I'm ganna post his question for him "I'm 16 I wanna do a cycle"

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    16 is waaaayyyy to young....

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    give him some flinstones vitamins tell him its magical dbol !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hometown Hero
    So here I'm ganna post his question for him "I'm 16 I wanna do a cycle"

    My answer:

    Wanna do a cycle? Go hump your ten speed.



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    still stickin with the flinstone vitamins... and charge him 100 bucks for them haha.

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    Here is a cycle for him!!!!!!

    30 minutes of HIIT cardio
    3-5 sets per bodypart at 8-12 reps
    Eat Eat Eat as much protein he can stuff in his mouth

    Tell him to do that for a few years then come see you if he still wants to juice

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    Simple:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hometown Hero
    This is getting almost too anoying. Kid saw me do a 10wk/500mg/wk cycle of test like a year ago and swell up and hasn't shut up since.
    Is that you in your avatar?

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    Crazy, dangerous, totally unacceptable to even consider a cycle at 16 year old. Since he has watched your progress - did you follow the rules? If so, now would be a good time to remind him. He needs to build naturally until he is at least in his early to mid twenties. He needs to build a solid foundation. There are no shortcuts!

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    OMG... tell him I will drive there and bitch slap some sense into him

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    I reccoment a 10 week cycle of Placebo... at 2cc 2x week

    Nothing like some nice sterile oil placebo injected 2x a week with a 3cc syringe and 18ga pins for fun Just watch his face when the 18ga goes in.

    Then at the end of 10 weeks (if he lasts more than 1 injection), you tell him it was nothing more than sterile oil and his gains were all natural.



    But seriously, he's too darn young. If he just won't understand, just show him what yer nuts look like after 10 weeks of test... that should be enough to scare any 16 year old!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    I reccoment a 10 week cycle of Placebo... at 2cc 2x week

    Nothing like some nice sterile oil placebo injected 2x a week with a 3cc syringe and 18ga pins for fun Just watch his face when the 18ga goes in.

    Then at the end of 10 weeks (if he lasts more than 1 injection), you tell him it was nothing more than sterile oil and his gains were all natural.



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    lol i agree

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    or give him some b12, and when he asked why his pee is dark yellow say its cause of the juice.

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    Tell your mom...that'll shut him up

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    Hey, BDTR started at 16 and look at that dude... FWARKIN HUGE!

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    I'm also on testosterone the rest of my life.


    Quote Originally Posted by AandF6969
    Hey, BDTR started at 16 and look at that dude... FWARKIN HUGE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot-Rox
    Since he has watched your progress - did you follow the rules?
    To be honest no I wasn't ready when I took my first cycle. Nowhere near ready, I was old enough, but nowhere near having the natural base I needed. Aside from that yeah I did everything right, but thats a big enough mistake in itself. Thanks for the responses guys, it more or less mirrors what I've been telling him. He doesn't wanna listen to me, thinks im trying to sabatoge him somehow, but I think when I show him this it will help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    Is that you in your avatar?
    Yeah dude thats me in my avatar. Popped out something awfull didn't I?
    Ha Ha Ha

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    slap some sense into him.. hook up some electrodes to his nipples and evertime he mentions wanting to cycle you zap him.. soon enough he'll learn his lesson

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    Quote Originally Posted by StupensityX
    Here is a cycle for him!!!!!!

    30 minutes of HIIT cardio
    3-5 sets per bodypart at 8-12 reps
    Eat Eat Eat as much protein he can stuff in his mouth

    Tell him to do that for a few years then come see you if he still wants to juice
    But this would require actual hard work and dedication, why do that when you can do a cycle and get huge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BARLOW
    still stickin with the flinstone vitamins... and charge him 100 bucks for them haha.

    Haha!

    Giving him a placebo could do it, he trains like a beast and gains alot naturally.

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    tell him that his dick will go limp if he cycles under 21. that should do it.

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    just tell him the cycle he needs will cost him over a grand .... and there's no way your spotting him.

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