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pretty funny joke
A housewife takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work.
Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the
closet.. The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside. Shall I call him"
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy,
"Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your
friends like that. That is way more than those two things
cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church. The father alerts the priest, makes
the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes
the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh!t again."
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I was expecting something a little different with the boy alone with the priest in the end but that was funny.
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Yeah my mom sent that to me lol
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**** that's a good one....I'm gonna have to remember that one.
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