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    Older bros....any really young girls ever hit on you?

    As every one knows I'm forty because, well, everyone here knows me....if not then let me say welcome to the board because you must have just joined.....Anyway, being an older handsome man I get a few looks from the opposite sex but generally closer to my age group. However today a young lady, who happens to be 23, was hitting on me and I must admit I quickly rethought my rule on not dating anyone under the age of 30. Very attractive woman indeed….however it’s probably for the best I don’t anyway……introducing your 23 year old girlfriend to your 22 year old son and 17 year old daughter has got to be weird on a whole new level.

    Honestly I don’t really care if young girls hit on you, I just want to remind everyone that I’m more than likely twice their age and better looking…….and hot young ladies like older men.

    Now piss off! hahahahahahahaahah

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    A 23 year old hit on you today???? Jugg.... how many times have I told you to stay away from The School For The Blind?!?!?!?!?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
    A 23 year old hit on you today???? Jugg.... how many times have I told you to stay away from The School For The Blind?!?!?!?!?!?!
    You're just itchin for me to hurt your fist with my face aren't you!

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    Hey, it happens. Mid thirties here. I will say I broke up with my GF last April and had a very attractive 22yr old hit on me (mid-summer), she invited me back to her place where she was having a party, and then invited me to spend the night there with her. It wasn't that I had just met her, we had hung out before with some mutual friends a few times. I say if she's making it known that shes very interested in something casual and your not attached then what the heck. Would be hard introducing a 22 year old as a girlfriend to my 31 year old younger sister, or 24 yr old baby brother.

    Alot of girls assume I am in my mid 20's, I never lie about it when they ask me. I end up showing my driver's license alot when they don't believe me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    You're just itchin for me to hurt your fist with my face aren't you!

    Hell when I was working at Gold's you wouldn't believe all the girls that would hit on me. I'm NO WAY Near as old as you.... but to have these little college bunnies hitting on ya can be a bit different.

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    Ever since I started going gray I don't have that problem

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    Mr. Grey gets no play! Havn't you seen that Just for Men commercial? Makes me laugh. My mother went full grey in her mid 20's my father by 30. I have been fighting it but if I don't keep the sides short you can really see it coming in there. I don't care about being grey in my late 40's but early to mid 30's? I think I will get some Kiwi shoe polish and rub it in, maybe cordovan.

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    Stop lying juggy. 23 year old boys dont count.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    Stop lying juggy. 23 year old boys dont count.

    BAHAHHA.

    Juggy you pervert leave my Phillipino helper boy alone, he's just trying to earn a Green Card, not a golden shower.

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    See this is where the F.I.L.F.s come into play

    All the young chicks want to be "bi-curious" , all the women our age want to be M.I.L.F.s, WTF is happening to the F.I.L.F.? We are losing ground to the lesbians and the pimply faced frat boys, something MUST be done!

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    Be glad. I get the 15-17 year old girls that i used to coach for swimming when i was in high school banging on my door at all hours of the night whenever i'm back in CT. I'd be flattered, but none of them are very cute, and it really pisses my parents off. What's worse? I'll be living home next year while i commute to school (medical) for the sake of saving money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
    A 23 year old hit on you today???? Jugg.... how many times have I told you to stay away from The School For The Blind?!?!?!?!?!?!

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    Seriously though, i got hit on today by a 70 year old woman.....she wants it from me!

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    Dam-n, I must not be working out hard enough. You guys and the young women throwing themselves at you stories. It reminds me of Penthouse letters and those ads "lines guaranteed to pick up hot women."

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    a little off topic, but im a younger guy and i really wanna hook up with a woman around 35 or so..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    Stop lying juggy. 23 year old boys dont count.
    I don't remember anyone saying they didn't count. Look, we'll stick to the plan...the young ones are mine and the old ones are yours....just as we agreed.

    That leaves you Rambo......your choice...cattle or cats?

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    all the time, but unfortunately they're like 12.

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    oh, and im not old either. =P

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    Seriously though, i got hit on today by a 70 year old woman.....she wants it from me!
    She's 70 for God sake...she wants it from anyone. You should do it....take one for the team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xfade7
    oh, and im not old either. =P

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    I'm gonna guess........21?

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    bingo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xfade7
    bingo.
    Notice the number in the upper right hand corner of that responce.....the number of that post.......21.......and I sais 21..........eeerie huh.......yeah I'm like that......I can also tell the future.
    Last edited by Juggernaut; 02-23-2005 at 09:42 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    Notice the number in the upper right hand corner of the thread.....my post count number..........eeerie huh.......yeah I'm like that......I can also tell the future.
    yea you just wish you were me.. gettin all these fine young 12 yr olds!!!!

    im so dam lucky

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    Quote Originally Posted by xfade7
    yea you just wish you were me.. gettin all these fine young 12 yr olds!!!!

    im so dam lucky

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    They just use you and toss you away....I've seen it thousand times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    They just use you and toss you away....I've seen it thousand times.
    i'm here to please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
    A 23 year old hit on you today???? Jugg.... how many times have I told you to stay away from The School For The Blind?!?!?!?!?!?!

    Ha ha ha !!!

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    I feel your pain Juggy, I as a F.I.L.F experience this a bit myself. But, as soon as I realize that I have no F*ing idea of whats coming out of their mouths I'm cool with goin on back home to the wife.

    I do want to know more about the 23 year old boy thing!!!!! Are they completely shaved??????????/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut

    That leaves you Rambo......your choice...cattle or cats?
    Well your mom never failed to dissapoint. So I'm obviously sticking with cattle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    She's 70 for God sake...she wants it from anyone. You should do it....take one for the team.
    Yea, put a great big AR.com smile on her face

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    Seriously though, i got hit on today by a 70 year old woman.....she wants it from me!
    DO IT!!! DO IT!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    however it’s probably for the best I don’t anyway……introducing your 23 year old girlfriend to your 22 year old son and 17 year old daughter has got to be weird on a whole new level.
    yeah it would be weird, my mum and dad divorced last year and she married a guy whos 28!! means my step dad is basically the same age as me! and that is weird!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    Well your mom never failed to dissapoint. So I'm obviously sticking with cattle.
    WHere the hell is the bell I gave her to wear last Christmas?!!!! If you have it please return it, I spent three dollars for that ****ed thing.

    She said she'd like for you to stop by again....apperantly she wants moooooo-re!

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    So Jugger...I think we should go out sometime... JK dude, but the same thing happens to me. Guys think I'm older than I am and talk to me. I just tell them that I'm engaged and they usually back up off this...

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