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    Anybody else have a gf that cant cook?

    Wow I am going to get sick. My girl cant cook worth sh*t. Her cookies are always burnt, and this stew i'm eating that she made tastes like dog crap. I think i'm going to have to tell her never to cook again. Anybody else in my situation?

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    Nope, never had dog crap stew!



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    no sorry my girl cooks very good. i feel bad for you have to act like you like the **** you eat

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    Consider yourself lucky. This way you will only be eating healthy foods: tuna, chicken breast, veggies....and she won't be fattening you up with great baked treats. As for me, my wife's a great cook. She can only bake on cheat days though.....lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Mutant
    Wow I am going to get sick. My girl cant cook worth sh*t. Her cookies are always burnt, and this stew i'm eating that she made tastes like dog crap. I think i'm going to have to tell her never to cook again. Anybody else in my situation?

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    she can't cook but she makes a mean turkey sandwich........and gives a hell of a BJ. So I over look the not being able to cook thing...lol

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    Mine is a freak in bed and her BJ's are awsome. That does make up for it a little.

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    Not if shes giving you dog crap soup!! or food posion!! ha ha ha j/k
    my wife is hit and miss with some food. the first year though it was a cajuned and blackend!!

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    my ex made grilled cheese in the toaster, and microwave mac and cheese... thats it..

    sad really...

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    my girl can't cook, but the tenacious woman keeps on trying.

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    i think the only thing that my girl can cook is cheescake, not so good for when im cutting eh?

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    Cheesecake for dinner honey!!!!

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    Love my wife to death but she can burn water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atwacity
    Love my wife to death but she can burn water.

    HaHaHa, I let my chick read that one and she even laughed.

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    No, but I have a wife who wont have sex , does that count ?

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    Mine cooks real well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seanw
    No, but I have a wife who wont have sex , does that count ?

    If you look like the guy in your avatar I wouldnt have sex with you either!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mutant
    If you look like the guy in your avatar I wouldnt have sex with you either!
    Take that back azzhole, that IS me in my Avatar !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by seanw
    Take that back azzhole, that IS me in my Avatar !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Sorry dude, but i'm not taking that back. Also, your kid needs a new haircut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mutant
    Sorry dude, but i'm not taking that back. Also, your kid needs a new haircut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seanw

    Wow man, looks like me and you are the only ones up right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mutant
    Wow man, looks like me and you are the only ones up right now.
    Mate its only 6.44pm here :-)))))) Where are you. This is the most boring time on the board.

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    It's 3am here in California. **** maybe I should eat and get to bed one of these days! TV is extremely boring at this time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mutant
    It's 3am here in California. **** maybe I should eat and get to bed one of these days! TV is extremely boring at this time.
    Jesus 3.00am, you need to get some sleep bro. Havnt you guys got porn on cable ?

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    We would have to order it on Pay per view. Most of the porn on tv is horrible. I'm going to get dilusional soon lol. Alright, later man, i'm off to grab a little sleep. Make sure you guys go to a good stylist for that haircut!

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    Have a good night bro.. I thought sticking your head out of the car window at 60 mph was better than any Hair Styalist !!!!!!!!!!

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    lol at you idiots speaking about your girls like their property, cook for your dam selves

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    Quote Originally Posted by seanw
    Have a good night bro.. I thought sticking your head out of the car window at 60 mph was better than any Hair Styalist !!!!!!!!!!

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    Hey Messy you big poof, where ahve you been. ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by seanw
    Hey Messy you big poof, where ahve you been. ?
    Busy mate, working pretty much non stop through the week! Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays are my rest days and the time i catch up on everything!

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    Im lucky, my girl can cook and bake. But it's not dietfood haha.

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    My wife couldn't cook for **** when we first got married.

    We lived on Chicken Tonight three or four nights a week for about a year.

    Thank god for the food network.

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    I'd like to say that I can cook, and next spring I'm going to a culinary arts school to become a chef! SO this WOMAN can cook!!

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    Paris..............you are a rare one.

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    Yes, we are rare breed...but, thats what makes us so damm special.

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    koo Womans place is in the kitchen!!!naw j/k

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    yep man i got the same problem, more times than enough shes even tried something as simple as pizza and its come out so burnt it wouldnt even b worthy of being used in a fire as coal!

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    I think one of the reasons i married my wife is because she can cook anything and make it taste good also it isnt everyday you find a little hot spanish women, who cooks, sucks, and Fu**s like a pro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    lol at you idiots speaking about your girls like their property, cook for your dam selves
    What's wrong with women being property? Someones gotta keep their s**t together for them cause they sure as hell can't. And if a woman can't cook, she sure as hell better make up for it somehow, and sex doesn't count, cause that's every womans obligation to the man she's with anyway. She better be able to do laundry well or keep the house unusually clean, or at least do your shopping for you....

    Peace,

    -Taejoon

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    Thanks Messy!!!! :d

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    I'd like to say that I can cook, and next spring I'm going to a culinary arts school to become a chef! SO this WOMAN can cook!!

    Will you fly over to Cali and move in with me please?

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