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02-24-2005, 09:52 PM #1
Anybody else have a gf that cant cook?
Wow I am going to get sick. My girl cant cook worth sh*t. Her cookies are always burnt, and this stew i'm eating that she made tastes like dog crap. I think i'm going to have to tell her never to cook again. Anybody else in my situation?
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02-24-2005, 09:53 PM #2AR Hall of Fame
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Nope, never had dog crap stew!
~SC~
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no sorry my girl cooks very good. i feel bad for you have to act like you like the **** you eat
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02-24-2005, 10:12 PM #4
Consider yourself lucky. This way you will only be eating healthy foods: tuna, chicken breast, veggies....and she won't be fattening you up with great baked treats. As for me, my wife's a great cook. She can only bake on cheat days though.....lol
Originally Posted by Mutant
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02-24-2005, 10:19 PM #5
she can't cook but she makes a mean turkey sandwich........and gives a hell of a BJ. So I over look the not being able to cook thing...lol
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02-24-2005, 10:29 PM #6
Mine is a freak in bed and her BJ's are awsome. That does make up for it a little.
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02-24-2005, 10:57 PM #7
Not if shes giving you dog crap soup!! or food posion!! ha ha ha j/k
my wife is hit and miss with some food. the first year though it was a cajuned and blackend!!
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02-24-2005, 11:01 PM #8
my ex made grilled cheese in the toaster, and microwave mac and cheese... thats it..
sad really...
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02-24-2005, 11:36 PM #9
my girl can't cook, but the tenacious woman keeps on trying.
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02-24-2005, 11:37 PM #10
i think the only thing that my girl can cook is cheescake, not so good for when im cutting eh?
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02-24-2005, 11:38 PM #11
Cheesecake for dinner honey!!!!
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02-24-2005, 11:40 PM #12Member
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Love my wife to death but she can burn water.
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02-25-2005, 01:08 AM #13Originally Posted by Atwacity
HaHaHa, I let my chick read that one and she even laughed.
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02-25-2005, 02:29 AM #14
No, but I have a wife who wont have sex , does that count ?
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02-25-2005, 03:12 AM #15
Mine cooks real well.
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02-25-2005, 03:28 AM #16Originally Posted by seanw
If you look like the guy in your avatar I wouldnt have sex with you either!
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02-25-2005, 03:54 AM #17Originally Posted by Mutant
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02-25-2005, 04:13 AM #18Originally Posted by seanw
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02-25-2005, 04:28 AM #19Originally Posted by Mutant
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02-25-2005, 04:30 AM #20Originally Posted by seanw
Wow man, looks like me and you are the only ones up right now.
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02-25-2005, 04:33 AM #21Originally Posted by Mutant
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02-25-2005, 04:36 AM #22
It's 3am here in California. **** maybe I should eat and get to bed one of these days! TV is extremely boring at this time.
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02-25-2005, 04:37 AM #23Originally Posted by Mutant
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02-25-2005, 04:48 AM #24
We would have to order it on Pay per view. Most of the porn on tv is horrible. I'm going to get dilusional soon lol. Alright, later man, i'm off to grab a little sleep. Make sure you guys go to a good stylist for that haircut!
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02-25-2005, 04:49 AM #25
Have a good night bro.. I thought sticking your head out of the car window at 60 mph was better than any Hair Styalist !!!!!!!!!!
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02-25-2005, 04:53 AM #26
lol at you idiots speaking about your girls like their property, cook for your dam selves
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02-25-2005, 04:54 AM #27Originally Posted by seanw
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02-25-2005, 04:54 AM #28
Hey Messy you big poof, where ahve you been. ?
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02-25-2005, 05:17 AM #29Originally Posted by seanw
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02-25-2005, 05:48 AM #30
Im lucky, my girl can cook and bake. But it's not dietfood haha.
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02-25-2005, 05:52 AM #31
My wife couldn't cook for **** when we first got married.
We lived on Chicken Tonight three or four nights a week for about a year.
Thank god for the food network.
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02-25-2005, 10:53 AM #32Female Member
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I'd like to say that I can cook, and next spring I'm going to a culinary arts school to become a chef! SO this WOMAN can cook!!
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02-25-2005, 11:04 AM #33
Paris..............you are a rare one.
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02-25-2005, 11:08 AM #34Female Member
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Yes, we are rare breed...but, thats what makes us so damm special.
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02-25-2005, 11:29 AM #35
koo Womans place is in the kitchen!!!naw j/k
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02-25-2005, 11:32 AM #36
yep man i got the same problem, more times than enough shes even tried something as simple as pizza and its come out so burnt it wouldnt even b worthy of being used in a fire as coal!
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02-25-2005, 11:37 AM #37
I think one of the reasons i married my wife is because she can cook anything and make it taste good also it isnt everyday you find a little hot spanish women, who cooks, sucks, and Fu**s like a pro.
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02-25-2005, 11:45 AM #38Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
Peace,
-Taejoon
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02-25-2005, 12:31 PM #39Female Member
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Thanks Messy!!!! :d
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02-25-2005, 01:46 PM #40Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
Will you fly over to Cali and move in with me please?
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