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    Relationship Score Card (JOKE)

    The Game Of Romance: A Manís Guide to the Scoring System...
    1) SIMPLE DUTIES

    You go out to buy her flowers: +5
    But return with beer: -5

    You check out a suspicious noise at night: 0
    You check out a suspicious noise and itís nothing: 0
    You check out a suspicious noise and itís something: +5
    You pummel it with a six iron: +10
    Itís her cat: -10

    2) SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

    You stay by her side the entire party: 0
    You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a drinking buddy: -2
    Named Tiffany: -4
    Tiffany is a dancer: -6
    Tiffany has implants: -8

    3) SATURDAY AFTERNOONS

    You visit her parents: +1
    You visit her parents and actually make conversation: +3
    You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television: -3
    And the television is off: -6
    You spend the afternoon watching college football in your underwear: -6
    And you didnít even go to college: -10
    And itís not really your underwear: -15

    4) HER BIRTHDAY

    You take her out to dinner: 0
    You take her out to dinner and itís not a sports bar: +1
    Okay, it is a sports bar: -2
    And itís all-you-can-eat night: -3
    Itís a sports bar, itís all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team: -10

    You give her a gift: 0
    You give her a gift, and itís a small appliance: -10
    You give her a gift, and itís not a small appliance: +1
    You give her a gift, and it isnít chocolate: +2
    You give her a gift that youíll be paying off for months: +30
    You wait until the last minute and buy her a gift that day: -10
    With her credit card: -30
    And whatever you bought is two sizes too big: -40

    5) THOUGHTFULNESS

    You forget to pick her up at the bus station: -25
    Which is in Newark, New Jersey: -35
    And the pouring rain dissolves her leg cast: -50

    6) A NIGHT OUT WITH YOUR PALS

    You have a few beers: -9
    For every beer after three, -2 again
    And miss curfew by an hour: -12
    You get home at 3 a.m.: -20
    You get home at 3 a.m. smelling of booze and cheap cigars: -30
    And not wearing any pants: -40
    Is that a tattoo? -200

    7) A NIGHT OUT, JUST THE TWO OF YOU

    You go see a comic: +2
    Heís crude and sexist: -2
    You laugh: -5
    You laugh too much: -10
    Sheís not laughing: -15
    You laugh harder: -25

    8) DRIVING

    You lose the directions on a trip: -4
    You lose the directions and end up getting lost: -10
    You end up getting lost in a bad part of town: -15
    You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals: -25
    She finds out you lied about having a black belt: -60

    9) COMMUNICATION

    When she wants to talk, you listen, displaying a concerned expression: +20
    When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes: +5
    You listen for more than 30 minutes, without looking at the television: +10
    She realizes this is because youíve fallen asleep: -10

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    that's great lol.

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    I love how you can only hope to break even at social engagements.

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    Thumbs up

    Lol!!!

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    i love it... especially the part about talking to a drinking buddy... named tiffany... who is a dancer... with implants

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    ROFLMAO


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    We're not that bad are we??

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    We're not that bad are we??
    No... not all of you are but I knew a few.

    BTW is that u in ur Avatar... looking good

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    After tallying it up.. i scored -457 =/
    does that mean i win?

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    OMG that HILLARIOUS.!!!

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