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    The Key to Every Woman's Heart (JOKE)

    A group of girlfriends go on vacation and see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "for women only." Since they are without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.

    The doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you're looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's on that floor. The only rule is, once you leave a floor, you can't return to it."

    The women talk it over and decide to go for it.

    They start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are kind and sensitive."

    The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

    The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly."

    This wasn't going to do, so again they head for the stairs.

    The friends move up to the third floor where the sign reads "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."

    This was good but there are still two more floors so.........

    So on to the fourth floor, and this sign seems perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight."

    The women are really pleased, but they decide that they would rather see what the FIFTH floor has to offer before they settle.

    When they reach the fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is simply no way to please a woman."

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    Not bad

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    what u talkin about... its a freekin classic...

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    Well its true for the most part, Hey whos that in your avatar anyway?

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    Rachel Leigh Cook

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    lol thats good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angelis
    Rachel Leigh Cook
    Man that doesnt even look like her, but she is hot though.

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    I know... I noticed it on a site I was at a while ago I remember thinking she was hot in a couple of her movies... and shes my age too...

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    LOL that was good man, I like it.

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