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    My cat is trying to murder me.

    Every morning my cat is waiting for me , sitting on the first step. When I go to step over her she jumps up under my feet and I have to take three steps at once. Does this seem suspicious? I think she is out to get me.

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    your wife put the cat up to it. dont ever trust a pvssy!! kill the cat, they suck anyways.

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    I've got a cat too and she is always pullin the same sh*t. Total feline conspiracy bro. We must remove the cats.

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    Yes, the cat is evil........................very evil

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    Pussy's just something you've never had much luck with is it?

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    I have the same problem.....every morning cat outside my door meowing. Wakes me up. Gonna drop kick it off the porch one of these days!!!

    Then when I get up its in front of my feet all the way to the utility room where it's bowl is.

    Grrrrr

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    Wow cb I did not think you would be the kind of girl to kick a hungry pussy.

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    cats are conniving creatures man. always plotting , always. just got to keep on your toes.

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    Yes puss* and I are at odds.

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    sheez, your cat is high on cat nip

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    LOL Im not TOUCHING that comment

    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    Wow cb I did not think you would be the kind of girl to kick a hungry pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    LOL Im not TOUCHING that comment
    CAN I?

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    This is a serious thread about my potential death, I am disappointed in all of you

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    Sorry to hear about your assassin cat...I never like damm felines. They got to much of a 'tude. But good luck with that cat. (rhymes )










    OK! I was sensitive for a sec, now I'm gonna make fun of your as$... The CAT IS trying to kill you....... and he will succeed. B/C the cats on a mission...well let's just say there's no turning back...

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    I, have the same problem Vic, only mine did trip me and I stumbled, to the ground face first!!! So look out man, isn't it funny how one little pussy can bring a grown man/woman to thier knees!

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    No truer words have ever been spoken!

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    put the ****er through the blender youll be safe then,plus make a good shake if your protein is unflavoured.


















    americian **** **** ****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sierra_Breeze
    I, have the same problem Vic, only mine did trip me and I stumbled, to the ground face first!!! So look out man, isn't it funny how one little pussy can bring a grown man/woman to thier knees!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    CAN I?

    Sure feel free to touch the pussy ..




    Comment!!!

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    CB can I touch too??? JK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    CB can I touch too??? JK!

    LOL there you go again.....getting those men all hot and bothered with girl on girl stuff

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    Hahaha...but isn't it FUN though....

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    But of COURSE

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    hahaha. this tread is awesome. made my sad day!

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