thought this was kinda funny (may be a repost)
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
huge black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy
staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch
private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down
and
brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice, the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to
me?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give
you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet
tall,
I
weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20-inch private, my left testicle weighs 3
pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner
Brown."
The small guys says, "Turner Brown?! .... Whew, Thank God! I thought
you
said "Turn around!"
