Indeed another weekend bored at home, because I dont have anymore friends that are single, they are all pussy whipped with boss with tits telling them what to do, God bless single life, if I need a relationship like that, I prefer be single....
Oh when the saints go marching in.................
anyway, yep, im drinking my beer, my whiskey, and smoking my cohiba listening to Louis Armstrong.
Oh pussy whipped friends oh can my friends did that to themselve, sheez.....
Let's look at my friends....
B: B dates a dominican, he's going to the movies, but like usual his boss AKA the girlfriend will bring her best friend, her sister, her 7yo brother, her grand ma and her 10 cousins and B has nothing to say and should shut the **** up or he'll hear "Hey bebeeeeeeeeeee corazon!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
G: G is a cheap **** and told his brother that works at the local video club to pick a movie anything he doesnt care as long as he doesnt pay. So like usual his unsocial behaving asian chick doesnt want to go out, go something or even socializing. He will see the couch and no action, as he doesnt know what tits are... ah anyway.
C: C IS DA PUSSY WHIPPED DUDE, he's gone to play bowling with his "inlaws" thats it or getting killed by a slamming big bowling ball.
M: not pussy whipped anymore after he told her "listen I do 150k a year what do you do 20k a year, I paid his ****ing house, I have the 80k car in front of the house did you pay for this? No, shut the **** up im the man!
sheez im proud of him, but he was pussy whipped for 2 years tho!
P: changing into a pussy whipped mate, yes, she made him paint the kitchen QUEERISH GREEN, sheez for me thats a divorce reason!
Let's listen to some 2Pac "Ghetto Gospel!!!!!!!!!"
to come back to my pussy whipped friends, they are pissing me off, I think I need new friends.
not better for my boys, imagine a 6' 220lbs commando trained to kill that is affraid of a 5'2" 100lbs tiny blonde. Sheez pathetic soldiers.
Soldier go kill that enemy regiment before swim these water infested with sharks and crocs then climb that mountain filled with landmines then jump up the clift, kill the 10 000 soldiers there with your single hands
SIR YES SIR!!!!!!!!!!
but this goes with the wive "man, you have to tell her you want the car red!"
"cant sir, she's gonna get mad sir"
:lol:
ah **** it, im gonna go buy an inflated doll
