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    Im a Bachelor

    Indeed another weekend bored at home, because I dont have anymore friends that are single, they are all pussy whipped with boss with tits telling them what to do, God bless single life, if I need a relationship like that, I prefer be single....

    Oh when the saints go marching in.................

    anyway, yep, im drinking my beer, my whiskey, and smoking my cohiba listening to Louis Armstrong.

    Oh pussy whipped friends oh can my friends did that to themselve, sheez.....

    Let's look at my friends....


    B: B dates a dominican, he's going to the movies, but like usual his boss AKA the girlfriend will bring her best friend, her sister, her 7yo brother, her grand ma and her 10 cousins and B has nothing to say and should shut the **** up or he'll hear "Hey bebeeeeeeeeeee corazon!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    G: G is a cheap **** and told his brother that works at the local video club to pick a movie anything he doesnt care as long as he doesnt pay. So like usual his unsocial behaving asian chick doesnt want to go out, go something or even socializing. He will see the couch and no action, as he doesnt know what tits are... ah anyway.

    C: C IS DA PUSSY WHIPPED DUDE, he's gone to play bowling with his "inlaws" thats it or getting killed by a slamming big bowling ball.

    M: not pussy whipped anymore after he told her "listen I do 150k a year what do you do 20k a year, I paid his ****ing house, I have the 80k car in front of the house did you pay for this? No, shut the **** up im the man!
    sheez im proud of him, but he was pussy whipped for 2 years tho!

    P: changing into a pussy whipped mate, yes, she made him paint the kitchen QUEERISH GREEN, sheez for me thats a divorce reason!

    Let's listen to some 2Pac "Ghetto Gospel!!!!!!!!!"

    to come back to my pussy whipped friends, they are pissing me off, I think I need new friends.

    not better for my boys, imagine a 6' 220lbs commando trained to kill that is affraid of a 5'2" 100lbs tiny blonde. Sheez pathetic soldiers.

    Soldier go kill that enemy regiment before swim these water infested with sharks and crocs then climb that mountain filled with landmines then jump up the clift, kill the 10 000 soldiers there with your single hands

    SIR YES SIR!!!!!!!!!!

    but this goes with the wive "man, you have to tell her you want the car red!"
    "cant sir, she's gonna get mad sir"


    ah **** it, im gonna go buy an inflated doll

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    Think yourself lucky and enjoy it while you can. If you ever decide to get married let me know, and I will give 700 reasons why you shouldnt.

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    If I get married the lady not gonna be my boss, im like my father!
    And Ive seen my pussy whipped of grand father, an uncle and my friends
    NEVER, i have too much character, and especially pride.

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    Is this a single's ad???? Cuz if it is.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Is this a single's ad???? Cuz if it is.............

    then what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    then what?
    I'm not interested...thats what!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    I'm not interested...thats what!!

    good, I dont like Texanette, especially blonde! Actually neither all americans they are on my EVIL list


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    I was just kidding anyway man. But honestly hope you find a chick, good luck and may the force be with you!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    I was just kidding anyway man. But honestly hope you find a chick, good luck and may the force be with you!!

    LOL, the force, I need more than the force, maybe a big mouth

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    Or maybe just a fist in it....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Or maybe just a fist in it....?

    nah,im born that way!

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    Hey Van....you just have to meet the right lady!!!!

    I'm single

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Hey Van....you just have to meet the right lady!!!!

    I'm single

    you Navy right?

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    Yes luv....you anti Navy too?

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    LOL, you sure somebody didn't sneak some green stuff in that cohiba before you smoked it and posted that?

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    Commando: Yes, im anti navy, these guys alway love big men and they run at me when they see me! LOL.... Ive had something with a squidette once, her and her MA in pyschology were not very compatible together, but she got pissed when I refused to sleep with her! havent her from her since 2001


    chicamahomico: no thats my usual self

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    Ahhhh Van. Sorry for your bad experience! Well......don't judge us all by the one . I'm the exception to the rule

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Ahhhh Van. Sorry for your bad experience! Well......don't judge us all by the one . I'm the exception to the rule

    lol......

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    I've a nice little house and a cow yard too with grass.
    I've a plant garden running by the door.
    I've a shelter for the hens and a stable for the ass
    Now, what could a man want more?
    I don't know, maybe so,
    But a bachelor is easy and he's free.
    But I've lots to look after, though I'm living all alone.
    Sure nobody's looking after me.
    My father often tells me I should go and have a try
    To find a girl that owns a bit of land.
    And I know, the way he says it, that there's someone on his mind.
    And my mother has the whole thing planned.
    I don't know, maybe so,
    But t'would mollify them greatly to agree.
    Now, there's little Bridget Flynn, sure it's her I'd love to win,
    But she never has an eye for me.
    Now there's a little girl who's worth her weight in gold.
    And that's a decent dowry, don't you see?
    And I mean to go and ask her just as soon as I get bold,
    If she'll come and have an eye for me.
    Will she go? I don't know.
    But I'd love to have her sitting on my knee.
    And I'll sing like a thrush in a hawthorn bush
    If she'll come and have an eye for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    good, I dont like Texanette, especially blonde! Actually neither all americans they are on my EVIL list

    Ouch! He doesn't like women and doesn't like Americans either.

    Truly in the axis of evil aren't ya big fella?

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    Van you've no choice....you must turn gay. I suggest watching four weddings and a funeral 1000 times and pick up some GQ magazines......I'll tell Tock to PM you.

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    What Swellin you know the 3Vandoo's Evilish list

    let remind our members.

    Canada:

    - Québec (Montreal Southshore and West Island)
    - Ontario (Hamilton, Windsor, Ottawa, Guelph)
    - Saskatchewan
    - New Foundland especially the ones from Fortune Harbour!

    ____

    US:

    - INdiana
    - New Hampshire
    - NY

    rest of the wolrd

    Ireland
    Australia
    Germany
    Switzerland
    FRANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Italy
    Madagashar
    Brazil


    And Juggernaut, nah Ill continue to be a monosexual so me myself and my right hand

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo


    And Juggernaut, nah Ill continue to be a monosexual so me myself and my right hand
    ROFLMAO!!!!!

    BTW, wouldn't it be easier to list which countries you think are not evil?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swellin
    ROFLMAO!!!!!

    BTW, wouldn't it be easier to list which countries you think are not evil?

    no,

    I just love to write it down

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