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03-01-2005, 08:16 PM #1Associate Member
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Favorite "Im Away" message
Lets hear them , for everybody whos got aim, aol, etc.
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03-01-2005, 08:23 PM #2Associate Member
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one is
-Gym Membership = $60.00
-12wks 500mg test = $200.00
-Enough daily supply of chicken to float a navy vessel = $20.00
-Gucci Muscle Shirt = $150.00
Model chics at the club asking u to lift ur shirt up followed by a "****" = PRICELESS!!
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03-01-2005, 08:27 PM #3
I am not available because I am watching porn that takes up the whole screen.
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03-01-2005, 08:40 PM #4Female Member
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Makin the biggest rubber duckies gone wild!! In the shower...
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03-01-2005, 08:43 PM #5
i prefer Real Ameriacn Hero's,
they dont say what im doing but they sure are funny.
bud light presents real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you, mr. really bad toupee wearer
(mr. really bad toupee wearer)
more than any neon sign or exploding scoreboard ever could, your chrome dome cover says "hey guys, look at me"
(what could you be thinking)
you think it looks natural, but it couldn't look phonier if it had a chin strap
(couldn't fool a blind man)
made of space-age fibers, it can repel anything: rain, wind, snow, and especially young women
(i don't think so)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mr. stud in a rug, then crack open another for that thing in your head
(i don't think it's on straight)
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03-01-2005, 08:45 PM #6Female Member
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Life is a waste of time. time is a waste of life. so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life!!!
I like that one too...
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03-01-2005, 08:53 PM #7
Can't talk now drinking winny
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03-01-2005, 08:59 PM #8
System Admins away message as of ten minutes ago: Blowing a sheep right now, be back later.
Make of it what you will.
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03-01-2005, 09:18 PM #9
"scavanging for food.... like a.... dam..... vulture..."
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03-01-2005, 09:27 PM #10
"Kick your ass in the gym every day so you dont get it kicked by someone else"
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03-01-2005, 10:17 PM #11Associate Member
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Originally Posted by bdtr
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03-01-2005, 10:19 PM #12Originally Posted by IntensityX
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03-01-2005, 10:36 PM #13New Member
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Save a tree, eat a beaver...
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03-01-2005, 10:40 PM #14Originally Posted by kloter1
great one
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03-01-2005, 10:46 PM #15
forget jesus. what would tucker do?
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03-01-2005, 11:06 PM #16
my new away message is......
If you are reading this you need to get your fat ass in the gym, cause that's where I'm at.................
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03-02-2005, 01:29 AM #17Senior Member
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Real Eyes Realise Real Lies.
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03-02-2005, 02:25 AM #18"Rock" of Love ;)
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"Fvck you"
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03-02-2005, 04:42 AM #19
"Im cant't be arsed to chat right now so I put this on to annoy the fu*k out of people"
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03-02-2005, 07:30 AM #20
It's amazing how away messages become a part of our lives. I'm sure that you saw that little yellow note by my name and decided to read it, expecting to find out just where I am and exactly what I'm doing. But do you REALLY care? Probably not, because how often do you bother to leave me messages when I'm away? So basically, just be satisfied knowing that I'm not anywhere near my computer right now..
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03-02-2005, 07:33 AM #21Originally Posted by Maraxus
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03-02-2005, 07:48 AM #22
People actually leave away messages? lol
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03-02-2005, 07:56 AM #23
This ones little like GQ's but i like mine better. . .
-Gym Membership = $60.00
-Planned out Steroid Cycle = $200.00
-Enough daily supply of protein and supplements = $100.00
-Muscle Shirt = $100.00
Not being able to fit through the fvcking doorways = Priceless.
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03-02-2005, 08:52 AM #24Associate Member
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mother of all conspiracies: aka religion
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03-02-2005, 09:03 AM #25Senior Member
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This is my gym message:
[[[[----Gym-----]]]]
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03-02-2005, 09:07 AM #26
You mean this?
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03-02-2005, 02:22 PM #27Originally Posted by PurePower
Inbreeding.
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03-02-2005, 02:59 PM #28
When Im away I usually close my chat program...
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03-02-2005, 03:08 PM #29Originally Posted by Hed
thats a good one!
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03-02-2005, 04:51 PM #30Associate Member
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yea i like that one
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03-02-2005, 06:29 PM #31Senior Member
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Originally Posted by rambo
Dude I dont even have AOL IM. Who are you?
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03-02-2005, 07:30 PM #32
rub a dub dub this sluts in the tub...(thats my shower one)
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03-02-2005, 09:25 PM #33
i put this up sometimes for a laugh....
Ways to make life more interesting (or just to be an asshole) -
- Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
- Lie obviously about trival things such as time of day.
- Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
- Breathe quickly. the more you breathe, the more oxygen you use. this is yet another way of getting "one up" on everyone else.
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
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03-02-2005, 09:27 PM #34
Mine is:
"Sup you ****ing fat bastard, if you were out doing something productive like working your fat ass off instead of sitting at the PC stuffing your fat piggy face with BonBon's, you would'nt be such a fat sack of beaver shiat, i hope you choke".
Yeah, i used to be angry, i don't use this one anymore as i am more sensitive to others needs.
Oh, i forgot to mention that these were the notes i left for myself.....Last edited by Panzerfaust; 03-02-2005 at 09:31 PM.
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03-02-2005, 10:11 PM #35Associate Member
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lol, these are some good messages and quite funny
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03-02-2005, 10:17 PM #36
For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!
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03-02-2005, 10:39 PM #37Originally Posted by PiecinItUp
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03-02-2005, 10:53 PM #38
eating to live.
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03-04-2005, 09:11 AM #39
my new one. .
At the gym working on my goal to not be able
to walk through the doorways anymore. . . . . .
(sideways)
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03-04-2005, 09:45 AM #40Originally Posted by Jantzen4k
Real Men of Genius--- Today I salute you Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having a normal life, you are at home reading about it on your computer screen.. Right mouse click, Get Buddy Info, or the little Info box at the bottom of the Buddy List. You have people on that list you haven't talked to in years, but you still loyally read their away messages everyday to see what they are up to. So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the mousepad and don't wander too far from your computer because you never know when someone's away message may change.
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